Most vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussels sprouts never do.
(The Bachelor Home Companion)
P.J. O’Rouke
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I can appeciate being a Fruit, cause even if I do rot, I’ll be something good.