Fair Warning
IT’S JUNE 21ST!!
The 1st, #1, Beginning, of summer.
If Vernon hears ‘It’s hot’ or any other heat related comment, he’s going to be a smarty pants.
What?
I love it when people assume that at some point you were friends on a social networking site, and then you never were.
You just searched for a person, and didn’t actually add them.
This goes out to Courtney A.
Vernon Davis – (NOT my home address)
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
516-4401
Sensual Massage my Sensual resting device.
Where’s my ‘sensual masseuse’ at. I’ll be going to a bar after the concert.
Vernon 3.0 is Coming!
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I got a question – WVJD Investigative Team
I got a Question.
A. I don’t care if you have a dang question.
B. Just ask the Question.
I took enough classes to know what a Question is, maybe you haven’t BUT here is my problem solving of the day:
A question may be either a linguistic expression used to make a request for information, or else the request itself made by such an expression. This information is provided with an answer.
Questions are normally put or asked using interrogative sentences. But they can also be put by imperative sentences, which normally express commands: "Tell me what 2 + 2 is"; conversely, some expressions, such as "Would you pass the butter?", have the grammatical form of questions but actually function as requests for action, not for answers. (A phrase such as this could, theoretically, also be viewed not merely as a request but as an observation of the other person’s desire to comply with the request given.)
Taken from Wikipedia!!!
I also refuse to respond to ‘‘I Got a Question’ becasue technically that’s probably a question, and I see no need to provide an answer.
Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401
Idiot(s) – When will they learn?
‘Traitor pig’ finance’s boob fondle caught on Facebook
A furious fiancee dumped her boyfriend after catching him fondling another girl’s boobs on Facebook just days before their wedding.The angry fiancee, named only as Valeria A. by Italian media, plastered posters all over the Italian capital Rome when she saw snaps of her husband-to-be, identified only as Antonio M. by Italian media, embracing another woman on the social networking website. Read More Stupidity!
I rob the post office in my momma’s van!!!
Omaha, NE – Just before 11am Monday, two robbers hold up the Florence Post Office at 2910 State Street. One customer says,"They’re in big serious trouble. They deserve to be."
A Postal Inspector investigating the crime, David Margritz says, "It’s a major federal offense to rob a postal facility ."
The two robbers arrive at the post office COD. Cash on demand. One has a gun. The other jumps the counter and grabs the money. Lt. Darci Tierney with Omaha Police says, "They did get away with money but as they were leaving, a witness got a good description of the vehicle and the license plate." Police ran the plates and the number came back to a home at 6730 Northridge. Police found the alleged getaway van parked in the driveway and two suspects inside. Continue reading “I rob the post office in my momma’s van!!!”
Car Stuck
This person is clearly the ‘not smart’ person of the day.
This person is clearly the ‘not smart’ person of the week.
This person is clearly the ‘not smart’ person of the month.
The person is in the running for ‘not smart’ person of the year(I know it’s only 2/19, but).
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This is why people get fired
Let’s say you work @ McDonald’s. You forget to bring your hat it, I’m pretty sure that it’s health code or something. So your boss tell you to to wear a hat, that’s at work. Buy you are too good, and don’t want to wear that crusty ole hat. So you decided to go home.
Don’t be surprised if you get fired, DUMBASS!!!