Category: ‘not so smart’ person

People contained in this post have done something dumb.

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Spin the Truth or Dare

Good Morning & Happy FNP,

Do the British play Truth or Dare with a bottle?

Today is Friday 01/25/V3.3 & it is decorating time.

#Omaha2013 is a great event for Omaha. Just like the swim trials were. Good Luck to Boston & Greensboro as they recruit volunteers, sell tickets, and prepare a show for the world to watch.

So a guy gets a “driving while ability impaired” charge in Colorado. He has 2 DUI’s in Nebraska. He gets pulled over a fourth time in Nebraska. Apparently the Nebraska Supreme Court said because it was a DWAI, it can’t count in his DUI record. The guy is AN idiot & should serve his full jail term & revocation of his driving privileges.

I’m currently on my way to work. I’ll be done in 8 hrs & 56 mins.

Yes this is now an afternoon post. You’re welcome.

Make it a GREAT Day!

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If I EVER.

I use twitter @Vernon_J_. Are you following me?

If I ever post a picture of my junk on the internets; you can call me anything BUT late for dinner.

You don’t lie about putting that up there. People will know.

NOW can we solve ChildHood Hunger?

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You aren’t that smart.

So I was in one of the rooms of the internets.

I came across this picture.

I will be going to Omaha Public Library on Friday(if they are open) to get some of that fancy stuff from ‘video rental store’ for books.

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I can’t believe this ….

So on KETV’s fanpage, a lady (let’s call her Courtney) posted something intresting.

‘Courtney Haite ‎@chauncey we all did get out and vote.. the majority of registered voters did vote but they voted for him cuz he said he was going to fix everything and make it better.. but his way of fixing it turned out to be taxing this and taxing that.its a bunch of bs and once january 25 comes and we have the election it will be over and he wiol be gone’ You can see for yourself here.

So I went to www.VoteDouglasCounty.org & found out the registred number of voters in the primary election.  A MAJORITY of the people did not vote in the general election.  In my lifetime I’ve learned that a majorithy is 50% of the total + 1.  Only 76,122 people voted for the Mayor in the 2009 General Election.  That’s 31.494% of the registered voters as of March 29, 2009, & 31.480% of the registered votes as of May 1, 2009.  Neither one of those are a majority.

Those are opinions, those are facts.

She's a Comedian? She’s a Comedian?

Courtney is a comedian?

She has to be, right?



Courtney said that she did vote in the 2009 general election & plans to vote on Tuesday 01/25/V3.1.  I’ve learned that she isn’t a comedian. 

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Dumbass of the Day

Congratulations! We have the Dumbass of the Day(YES @ 0627 VST) Guy cuts across Dodge and into McDonald’s(40th & Dodge) Parking Lot. I thought he wanted something off the $1 Menu.

NOOOO!

He did it to avoid a red light.

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JackNut


Probably Didn't Probably Didn’t

It probably didn’t last, but thanks for defacing the bus. JackNut



There is no good reason to write anything on something like a bus.  If you gonna proclaim something like this get your own dang bus.

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Congratulations

Congratulations. You are the Dumbass of the Day.

from a Social Networking Site. NiKKi_DaTcRaK: Jus got to work blahh…fuck them stupid ass customers imma have 2day lmao!!

WE all have difficult customers, but we should not refer to them ass ‘stupid ass’ in public.

I don’t like to work with people like that, & if I was your boss and found this…

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Best one ever

IF I bring in my wife with me to work, can I get her hours counted as mines.

Boss – NO

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Magic-land


Not Appropriate Not Appropriate

This isn’t an appropriate sticker to have on your car at work.
Tree Tree

Tree at work.
Trees Trees

Trees between me and the River
Further South Further South

More trees between me and the southern river.
Sign Sign

I couldn’t really read this billboard, so I took a picture.
Truck Truck

This area has magic in it, watch …
Bam Bam

It turns BIG RED trucks into, little red cars.


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Don’t Be Stupid

Again & Again

IF you put anything that is illegal, on your facebook page.  People can see it, & report it to police.

STOP IT!!!