- I should be in #bed #
- It apparently was really #windy outside in #Omaha today. Shannon is 41, Victoria is 49. They use Latisse. #Vanity #
- Are you part of the #Smug storm of MMVI #
- The house of #VernonJ that #VernonJ built. Can’t I just say #VernonJ #039;s house? No named wife, yet #
- Vernon J is OUT!!! Make #Tuesday a GREAT Day!!! #
- @rpepperdine Do you treat her like a #human #
- You didn’t #invite me to my going away party? What the #fail #
- Making sure that I look really pretty is hard work. (editing photos) No #MakeUp #
- Max 4 MB, I can’t be maxed out. #
- Clyde has #lice http://t.co/gxtjF9R7 @GetGlue @SouthPark #
- @meljamc Yeah, some #TV show was talking about them & I’m so craving them now. Marinated Pork, guac, cheese, sour cream #
- I could use some Nachos #
- @JulieBlackmon That’s better than The Colbert Report #dateline #
- I’m watching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (128 others checked-in) http://t.co/SmlkovhI @GetGlue @TheDailyShow #
- Honey, I’m #home (@ The PFZ) http://t.co/lmU6UJ1j #
- @jennnewton_ Good Night #
- You know there is a #Presidential #debate when you get an AVG of 50 Tweets per hour. @MaverickManiacs #
- Janette from Fremont, NE is on. She was single as of this taping. http://t.co/gM8Zkn5a @GetGlue @AFVOfficial #
- @Kristin_Uhlig Sure? #
- @ChrissKnight okay, didn’t think you’d mind #Action3News #
- Sorry @ChrissKnight I had to delete your e-mail fro #Action3News hope you don’t mind. #
- I only have two voices, sexy & mean. PICK!!! http://t.co/RiAuO4vz @GetGlue #TheNewAdventuresOfOldChristine #
- @katbron I don’t know. It wasn’t me. #
- @Kristin_Uhlig reat, I didn’t behave myself. #
- @chiarraigrrl It’s going well. Exciting stuff. #
- @unomaha There’s a typo in one of the good sports. Voleyball is missing an L #
- @chiarraigrrl Sorry it was the wrong lady, how’s your day? #
- One of those things WEREN’T an important part of the story. #fail RT @OWHnews: Salvation Army bell ri4… http://t.co/HqZRIpmH #
- @MelissaOnline Because I don’t like Pineapple in my #IceCream #
- @pepsi I just got a 20 pack of Delicious, Ice Cold #Pepsi Are you going to have a contest for any of the #NASCAR sponsored races? #
- 2 of my favorite things. #IceCream RT @eCreamery: 2nd #ValentinesDay Flavor. “Tub O’ Hugs”. Double Strawberry. http://t.co/fCra1ybH #
- @katbron Someone flushed during one of the Webinar’s I was in on. That was #TooFunny cc Kelly get twitter. #
- The Milky Way? RT @andyalexanderr: @katbow which Galaxy? #
- @rachaelgking Good, because sometimes people want other people to #die & that wouldn’t be good to put on twitter. #
- @rachaelgking I hope you were talking about Google + #DieAlready #
- Can I tell you #something #
- My alma mater @unomaha has installed a #bike fix-it station. http://t.co/76XUJJAI, thanks for doing this. #
- Does anyone know of a good #android mail app that isn’t k-9, because that one is #failing #
- @Kristin_Uhlig Which sledge hammer are you getting? #
- @CThongklin I guess I do follow you. #
- @CThongklin It didn’t even tell me where you were at. But I don’t follow you on 4sq. #
- @jennnewton_ Than obviously it isn’t official. #
- @jennnewton_ Not according to twitter. #
- Is anyone having problems with K-9 mail? @chiarraigrrl or others? #
- The search is on for which part the McBite of the chicken comes from #McDStories #
- @jennnewton_ What I’ll be waiting for song. #
- @jennnewton_ What song is that? #
- I’m a Fan of Everybody Loves Raymond on @GetGlue http://t.co/48P506XL #
- I can’t help it you got a bad deal. #marriage http://t.co/tRzeruTw @GetGlue #EverybodyLovesRaymond #
- @jennnewton_ @aelfboy2 Who are you Alex & why is she giving you crap? #
- @jennnewton_ This big. Elect.Vernon-J.com, I’ve decided to run for office #
- Enter means send #
- Dating a Star Wars Nerd: http://t.co/qX411XlP via @youtube #
- @jennnewton_ The life of #VernonJ has just taken a BIG step #
- The trouble with #hugging girls it that you smell like them. Not a huge #problem BUT! #
- She’s a AmeriCAN! RT @jennnewton_ Tweeting because i can! #
- The prices have increased. #inflation (@ US Post Office) http://t.co/heK68cly #
- @twiteryeanot Okay. You need some @PajamaCity gear #
- Happy Noon, ALL! #
- Just filing some paperwork (@ Douglas County Election Commission) http://t.co/J4fViw43 #
- She’s got all her teeth, the carnie folks call that a #Kissin #039; Mouth http://t.co/cvTC5Guj @GetGlue #AccordingToJim #
- @twiteryeanot Are you trying to get rid of those pesky nose hiars? #
- Wrong Person, good think I didn’t say anything #awkward #
- The 10.00 #dance comes from @ladyantebellum . http://t.co/hAicMv72 #
- I’m not a fan of #football but I did enjoy the days when the #superBowl was played in #January #February is @nascar month. #
- This is scary, I hope @PapaJohns & the local management gets it figured out. I’ve had good #CustomerService experienc… http://t.co/L54yUZic #
- Omaha’s Team is ranked Number 19 in this week’s @inch Poll. Go #OMavsHockey http://t.co/QndvK9WW #
- Is FROWNED upon in theis establishment. #
- Who’s shaking their #yogurt #
- @OMAMorningBlend I’m pulling for the teams that scores the most points in the infamous #football game. #
- @gracenote It was GREAT, I’m glad it went down the way it went. #
- That Cherry Cheesecake looks good. #
- All the dishes in my #Condo are clean. Now I’m going to eat #breakfast & screw that up. #
- He get’s like a C- for car cleaning. He didn’t clean off the roof. #fail No one like blowing snow in their windshield. #
- @janecepotter Nope. Good Morning & Happy #Monday #backwards #
- I’m watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air http://t.co/SmlkovhI @GetGlue #TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir #
- @intoxicologist Yeah, My friend @J_G_II told me it #snow #039;ed today. I’m not outside so I don’t know. Good Morning & Happy #Monday #
- @LaLaLinda101 Yeah, welcome to #Monday !!! #
- Are strong & Courageous the same thing? #
- Apparently I still don’t like Mark Martin. #
- @mw55 Maybe his username could be @Salute2You #
- @kelliepickler No, it’ll probably come out a little depending on how much you have. #100PROOF #
- @chrissie_ Did I say Happy #Monday & Good Morning (in the 681V1) to you yet? #ausopen #
- Or get #dressed AT all! RT @AshleyLaur: If I didn’t dress so nice, I could sleep in a lot later. Damn. #school #
- @Kimbalita925 Saving. Good Morning & Happy #Monday #nowplaying #
- @ShelbyStoolman Someone wants a postcard from someone else who is in Chicago? Please? & Thank YOu. Vernon J 422 N. 40th St. 68131 #
- @JulieBlackmon Have a safe trip back 🙂 #
- @gracenote Good Morning to all you folks. Happy #Monday !!! #