Kristen wants me to do this.

LET’S SEE WHO IS PAYING ATTENTION. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST AS A RESULT OF A CONSCIOUS DECISION. I WANT YOU THERE. I AM NOT ONLY GLAD TO COUNT YOU AS FRIENDS BUT ALSO FAMILY. LETS SEE WHO ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION. COPY THIS AS YOUR STATUS JUST FOR A MINUTE. I’LL BE WATCHING TO SEE WHO REALLY DOES CHERISH FAMILY & FRIENDSHIP. THANK YOU FOR BEING PART OF MY LIFE.

Better than a minute.