Posted on by Vernon J

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-26

  • Goode Night. #world less you next to me. #
  • Honey, I’m #home 17 days to go (@ Vernon J’s #Birthday Zone) http://t.co/MEBuMFKS #
  • .@LocalGuysMover Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.Wait for it.

    Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
    & HA!! #

  • .@verizon I’m a MORE THAN Happy @sprint customer & I’d prefer you not send me your mailing. #UNLIMTED you can’t beat it. #
  • Who would leave @sprint for a limited carrier? NOT #VernonJ #FNP #
  • 92 mins + a drive home, then you get FULL #VernonJ for XXX mins or so. #UseMeWisely #FNP #
  • .@vicT0Riious Get back to #work & please quit picking my nose. #HaHa #FNP. #
  • .@programmerman Apparently so. You get #married for the companiship, the support, #love & additional happiness. #0529 #FNP. #
  • .@i80equipment I #work hard. Even signed up for overtime & just II days off. #
  • .@EricGardner91 It was bound to happen, I am #sexy #FNP #
  • .@i80equipment THANKS, that was GREAT #LOL How’s your day? #
  • .@CharlieHeimer You’re welcome. Behave yourself tonight(if you so choose) #
  • I’m on #lunch Show me some #love #FNP #
  • .@MelissaOnline I #hug you too. #FNP #
  • I just ousted @ericgardner91 as the mayor of Sexyville on @foursquare! http://t.co/Zji8Oqqs #
  • #FNP (@ Sexyville) http://t.co/Uf1jxk68 #
  • You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @rgs1000 @SATHER87 @woberttodd @CharlieHeimer @JeremyHL @MelissaOnline @LunkenDrush by #VernonJ #
  • Time to bring it until 23.01. (@ First Data) http://t.co/asckIpup #
  • That #hurt #FNP #
  • I’m at Bag ‘N Save (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/cnIo02Y8 #
  • He keeps pronouncing #Valparaiso wrong. Producer help him out. @foxnews #
  • .@EddMcPherson Make it your day. #FNP #
  • Any Country that is accusing #Iran of nuclear enrichment without Nuclear Weapons please stand up. #FNP #
  • .@foxnews Do you wanna report anymore #unconfirmed reports? #
  • .@dspataro & @eldon90 Can my #IN people check-in? #FNP #
  • .@SarahLake NOPE it is that many minutes until 0.00 on #Sunday there is 22,064 minutes until my birthday #FNP #
  • Here let me sum this up for you. keep your grill 3.3 m’s away from a structure, don’t turn on the gas with the top on. #duh #FNP. #
  • .@cgerhart Enjoy yoru ride. #FNP #
  • YES, she walked into by bedroom, of course someone’s shot. #FNP #
  • WAIT, WAIT, its time for @foxnews YOUR GRILL COULD EXPLODE news story. Coming up next. #FNP #
  • .@SarahLake That’s good, it is down to 2,833 minutes. I did the math wrong. #HaHa #FNP #
  • You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @Blenditkay @benhemmen @ControlledChaos @tori17912082 by #VernonJ #ManOfNOMystery #
  • It’s #HighNoon on #Friday Let’s get too it. #FNP ! #
  • Anyone wanna live in my neighborhood. There’s a house for sale (two). We can be housemates. I cook, clean, & garden. #FNP #
  • My umbrella is in the car. It better not #rain #FNP #
  • If I work(ed) with you & you didn’t get a #shoutOut it is cause I don’t remember your username. #FNP #
  • .@vicT0Riious @BriSeon_ @darealgthang Current co-worker #ShoutOut #FollowFriday #FNP #
  • .@janecepotter @amesinne @jennekenbeer @Social_Shaker @angiegabriel @alyssagrewcock Former Co-Worker #ShoutOut #FollowFriday #FNP #
  • I’m one against videos for #twitter post. #JustSayin #FNP #
  • Now I must restrict myself. #clothes #TheMan #FNP #
  • .@OmahaLibrary GREAT to hear, I’m glad that @#OPL isn’t restricting literature. I’ll RSVP on the eBook side. #FNP #
  • This is the best looking I get. @ 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse http://t.co/la6eUcyq #
  • .RT @OmahaLibrary: Stock up on books for the long weekend today & tomorrow. OPL will be closed on Sunday & Monday! #
  • .@OmahaLibrary ARe we getting the 50 shades of Grey? #FNP !! #
  • #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Pretenders – I’ll Stand By You #FNP #
  • #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Father MC – Everything’s Gonna Be Alright #FNP #
  • When you go boom & hit the enter key & it doesn’t go. It makes it less dramatic. #fail #FNP #
  • It ain’t too soon. #
  • .@Kristin_Uhlig I see more transaction from Wegman’s. I think of you everytime. #PA person. How have you been #FNP #
  • .@denisealexia YOu know that’s true. #FNP How has your week been? #
  • .@FridayReads I’m on it. #fridayreadsJust read two articles from @PopSci & gonna walk/read from The Lucky One. #FNP #
  • .@DivaKatrina Thanks for the #FollowFriday #FNP #
  • .@woberttodd We gotta Break em in somehow #
  • .@SarahLake oh, just 808 mins left. Gotta make every minute count. #FNP unlimited moments though. #
  • .@twitter updated their TOS. I’m not going to read them, cause I’ll still use the service. #FNP I know I should, but oh well. #
  • You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @djstangl @jskinner0407 @danholke @lolojones @programmerman @jenniferwindrum @WISDOM_OBI by #VernonJ #
  • I’m thinking about Sitting http://t.co/BwZ95g5J @GetGlue #Sitting #
  • Brooks & Dunn Hillbilly Deluxe. #NowPlaying http://t.co/4P0tm5bV #FNP #
  • .@kimisaurus_rawr How is the quiet office treating you? #FNP #
  • .@TheAng I could help if you want to have an #Omaha location. Multi-County business. #
  • .@EnvoyInc Thanks :-). #FNP #
  • It’s 10.00 who else is #dancing with us? @NattersMuch @katbron @SarahLake @JuanitaBerguson @Bentleyabc @OshoksRed @programmerman @djstangl #
  • It’s 10.00 & time to #dance http://t.co/bWEJoAKu Who’s #dancing with me? @rgs1000 @SATHER87 @woberttodd @teleshka @CharlieHeimer #
  • I’m going to #iron tomorrow’s clothes today, so I don’t have to iron tomorrow. #planning #FNP #
  • We are just about 10 mins away from 10.00, that means we are 10 mins away from #dancing GET READY! #FNP #
  • I diasgree, My attitude makes you treat me with #respect RT @Notebook: My attitude is based on how YOU treat me. #
  • .@BrentPohlman Double Wide doors. #FNP #
  • YES on a #Friday #FNP http://t.co/fGlOLbJn @GetGlue #Ironing #
  • .@SarahLake Don’t worry Sarah I have a FULL day at #work & I’m not done till 23.00. #FNP cc @katbron & @EnvoyInc #
  • I’m listening to an awesome song, I’m not going to tell you which one. #
  • Britney – I Wanna Go. Can’t figure out if this is a music video or a commercial for the New VW bug. #confused #FNP #
  • Miley – Party in the U.S.A #NowPlaying There will be one of those the next IV days. Thanks to all who have given there all. #FNP #
  • .@thebandperry – If I Die Young. #FNP #NowPlaying #
  • .@Bentleyabc Well that is tough. How are you & the car doing today? #
  • .@SarahLake @katbron Happy #FNP How has your week’s been? #FollowFriday #
  • What song should I listen to? #suggestion #FNP #
  • I just ousted Kate M. as the mayor of Capitol Row Apartments on @foursquare! http://t.co/Y7umtBHT #
  • .@NattersMuch I don’t know, but it is 17 days till people treat me REALLY special. size 34 X 38, shirt XL. #BiRtHdAy #FNP #
  • .@Train – Drops of Jupiter. #NowPlaying #FNP #
  • Today is Friday 05/25/V3.2, if you divide the day by the month you get the month. & other lines coming soon to a #blog near you. #FNP #
  • Train – Marry Me #NowPlaying #FNP #0529 I think I can fit in another hash tag. #Romantic #
  • .@OshoksRed I’m sorry, I send some #snow your way. #FNP #
  • .@stircove You think they will sing #MarryMe #FNP #
  • .@djstangl check this out. #TowelDay http://t.co/Cqn50NZM #FNP #
  • .@programmerman That’s tough. #
  • .@Atomic_Honey That is good to hear. #ExtraAtomicLove #FNP #
  • @Dean_AdMan_Todd @KaliMarcum #FNP is Friday Night Party. Kinda a big deal. cc @denisealexia #
  • .@Atomic_Honey #CountingDownToTheBday Yes just XVII days. #FNP How was your week? #
  • .@djstangl YES, it is on my towel rack & my towel shelf. #TowelDay Happy #FNP !! #
  • .@programmerman Can you wait until #Monday to change it? #FNP !! #
  • Chrome has forgot my history, what am I going to do? #FNP !! #
  • You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @PrairieOctopus @DivaKatrina @kimisaurus_rawr by #VernonJ #
  • The NEXT great game movie flop. #Tetris http://t.co/yv4C09Bw You didn’t put it in the right spot. #FNP #
  • .@NASCARonSPEED I’m gonna miss FAST #Friday I want my #NASCAR #FNP #
  • .@MikeDiGiacomo @blenditkay @marynelsonomaha Mike ‘we are monitoring’ the situation & will have more to report on later newscast. #FNP #
  • .@tori17912082 I just left mines for the day. Tough ay ahead. #FNP #
  • .@Dean_AdMan_Todd @KaliMarcum Thanks for the #FollowFriday Happy #FNP !! #
  • .@CruzynNitro You’re welcome, Happy #FNP & Enjoy this weekend. #
  • You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @OmahaBaseball @Bentleyabc @CruzynNitro @Atomic_Honey @YellowOrigami @MelissaOnline by #VernonJ #
  • The sun will be up in 5 mins, 5 mins till #SunRise #