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Twitter Updates for 2012-05-11

  • .@Deb_Meyer ps glad your enjoyed #
  • Friend Request. Things you need to #SleepOn #
  • .Deb_Meyer I hope that wasn’t a I got to go see @Miranda_Lambert & you didn’t post. #Orange #
  • .@Bentleyabc Well I guess since I couldn’t get by since it was a two lane road & I was patiently waiting. I’ll take the blame. #
  • .@Bentleyabc Well I guess since I couldn’ #
  • .@Bentleyabc No, I had some girl pass me as I was waiting for a couple to move their cars. #
  • .@Bentleyabc BUT, BUT, BUT, I don’t have a purse. #peoplecanfreakinchill #
  • .@Bentleyabc YUP, I put my phone in the lower right hand side of the windshield, so I can’t use my phone while texting. #
  • .@Bentleyabc You shouldn’t text & drive anyways. #JustDrive YOUR life is worth it. #
  • .@ControlledChaos Do you know my RGB colors for the red off hand? #
  • I’m #photoshopping at 23.38, are there rules against that? #
  • .@jchizek I was like WOW your cover photo has already started a conversation. but you added it a month ago. #fail p.s. 8280 steps, 1882 M #
  • I do have #oranges That’s my next trend it word. #Orange #
  • You #hugged me, yet we can’t go get funnel cakes. #hmmm I don’t like funnel cakes anyway #
  • .@Bentleyabc I don’t know. #wtf Although I had a flip phone back in like 2007. But I also had a Palm M100 back in 1999 #CuttingEdge #
  • .RT @Bentleyabc: @Vernon_J_ on a long enough time line..the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. tell them THAT..lol #
  • .@Bentleyabc @pauljstill YES #android is the best. I saw a Under-30 male with a flipphone I was #Shocked face http://t.co/A3Gz9X5g #
  • .@denisealexia How is your #May going so far? #
  • .@Bentleyabc You tell that to these ladies. I’m doing the best I can. #
  • .@Bentleyabc I’m NOT DONE yet. I still got some living, lovin’, & learnin’ to do. #0529 #EveryDAY #
  • .@CravngCocktails has provided me with my 1st #FollowFriday of the week. Therefore I provide my first. @newsielarson #ApproveVernonJ #
  • .@pauljstill What’s the name of the app? #
  • A potential #love story is developing at #karaoke in #Omaha #
  • .@pauljstill @bentleyabc Is the app on #android or that OTHER operating system #
  • Are you tired of less than better nail clippers? http://t.co/a0p3A1kR #ProblemSolver #
  • .@Bentleyabc There’s like a 100% chance I’m not going to worry or think about moving of the tectonic plates tomorrow. You’ve been #science #039;d #
  • .@Bentleyabc @pauljstill NOT as close as I am to #BedTime #
  • .@jamienickle What did you get at @eCreamery? #
  • I got something in my eye. It’s called emotions. http://t.co/Ua5xw2Iw, watch it. #
  • Our #relationship didn’t get this complicated. But watch & let’s get a #smoothie http://t.co/Ua5xw2Iw #
  • .@leahtova What is a croquette? #
  • .@jskinner0407 So have ‘we’ showered since then? #
  • I’m #hungry #
  • .@ControlledChaos Are you singing it. I was saying address to @ColbieCaillat – I #Never Told You. Last song to play. #
  • .@pauljstill @Bentleyabc Well let’s just hope that doesn’t happen. #
  • 03.00 is the loneliest hour for you. #
  • .@pauljstill @bentleyabc What is happening then? #Friday 13.00 VST? #
  • .@Bentleyabc showed me some #love on twitter tonight. I WASN’T following her. @newsieLarson #ApproveVernonJ #
  • .@Bentleyabc Thanks, I want something #amazing to happen that I can post about. #CupHalfFull it is actually 3/4 full, but I want to # it #
  • .@Bentleyabc It depends, I post everyday, so I’ve posted 1,000 times since then. #
  • .@Bentleyabc Yeah. I hope that never happens. #
  • .@Bentleyabc Did you know its been almost II years since you’be post on your blog? #
  • .@Bentleyabc Its from a PC, but my TweetDeck Phone aps says I’m averaging 52 TPD. That’s a better feeling number. #
  • .@Bentleyabc Yeah, I couldn’t count it. But http://t.co/KnaZwJMV is saying I’m averaging 95 TPD. I think that’s high. #
  • I just unlocked the 6-month graphs on #twittercounter Find out more http://t.co/Stz92Y6N via @TheCounter #paidwithatweet #
  • Correction, that was my 71,000th twitter post. 70,000 was SO last week. #
  • This (http://t.co/wEc8gOnk) was my 70,000th Twitter post. Closing in on 70,006. #
  • UP, I tried. It’s kind of a #BIGDeal #JustSayin via my #blog post. #
  • .@newsielarson When you google yourself tomorrow. You #may get a new hit. (IF my blog was public). WHY am I still pending? #ApproveMe #
  • Speaking of people not leaving #voicemail s). #
  • If you read (ie has access) to The Official Blog of Vernon J. Bob has a good quote on there. http://t.co/Hbl9GzWh #
  • *breaking news* WAIT FOR IT, wait #
  • .@jara_b You can break #dance or whatever kind will move you. #
  • .@Eluvzshoes OH, that’s no good. But it is a Chevy. Go test drive a Toyota. #
  • I’m back in the Top 3 on #4sq #
  • Well here’s to Thursday. P.S. I #love you. (@ Vernon J’s #Birthday Zone) http://t.co/flBheP6y #
  • Who wants to be Tubs in my phone? #
  • Preparing for the morrow http://t.co/Aubjuift #
  • .@SATHER87 How does not being in school feel? #
  • I’m watching Rules of Engagement (912 others checked-in) http://t.co/4MOekMYL @GetGlue @RulesEngagement #
  • Why am I watching commercials? This is a recorded show. #fail #
  • LET’S DO THIS. @janecepotter @Deb_Meyer @tuckersarah #VernonJ isn’t there. RT @Miranda_Lambert: Ahh-ight Omaha! Here we go! #
  • How was everyone’s day. You start. #
  • Those are HARD #qualities to find in people #NowADays I’m on my couch. http://t.co/D2PLRbhA @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS #
  • I’m watching The Big Bang Theory (8704 others checked-in) http://t.co/mBo092k2 @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS #
  • .@jara_b yes #
  • .@ControlledChaos I can, pass along my contact info #
  • I’m at Dundee Dell (Omaha, NE) w/ 2 others http://t.co/FUm4msKF #
  • Its amazing how dumb some drivers are. I’m looking at you. White Ford Focus TAB 618. #
  • .@Eluvzshoes What happened to your regular car & what kind is it? #
  • I was going to do something. #
  • .@jara_b Its REALLY complicated. At/near 10.00 you #dance & that’s it. #
  • Fuel FOR ME! (@ Bucky’s Express #60 http://t.co/Of75eCKe #
  • 14, 700 steps & counting. 9+ km #
  • 7000 steps & counting RT @JeremyHL Just had a sighting of @Vernon_J_ campaigning in #Midtown #Omaha #
  • Fifty-Fifty is better then 1/3 #
  • #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Rascal Flatts – Easy (Radio Edit) (f/Natasha Bedingfield) #
  • .@ralphehanson OH yeah, I never tweet anything that sophisticated. ie post RIGHT before this one. #
  • belt #
  • I haven’t said it yet, but if it was anything but YES. I would be #lying Ain’t gonna say nothing. #
  • .@ralphehanson I was thinking, what did I do that made me an example in class. You should share now. #
  • #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Chris Young – Tomorrow (Album Version) #
  • Yeah, that rhymed. p.s. You can’t stream music from one computer to another when you turn it off. #
  • .@Idontspeekgeek Two very good things. #
  • I walked 5,529 steps doing #Door2Door yesterday. We are just 5 days away from #election day. I need YOUR help to represent #LD9 #
  • I’m on a #diet Its called #dancing No Membership Fees, No rules, Just Burn & #laugh #
  • Carrie Underwood – Cowboy Casanova #NowPlaying #
  • .@KMTV_DeanneB He seems like a good guy. #
  • The back of this shirt has a message. #GoodOleDays http://t.co/slKQrWK8 #
  • Phil Vassar – This Is My Life #NowPlaying #
  • .@omahapolice I hope the #speeders learn #
  • .@KMTV_DeanneB I laughed for all 3 of us. #
  • Rascal Flatts – I Feel Bad #NowPlaying #
  • .@mandywu IT IS NOT & I’M NOT!!! #
  • Shirt is all non-wrinkle now, time to move on to #PANTS #
  • Rodney Atkins – These Are My People #NowPlaying #
  • .@mandywu I use tweetdeck & I was looking/responding to a particular tweet & saw yours come accross. #Magic #
  • #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Janet Jackson – Miss You Much #
  • Why doesn’t @getglue have a #dancing check-in #
  • 1 of 2 http://t.co/fGlTiLKh @GetGlue #Ironing #
  • #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Sting – If You Love Somebody Set Them Free #
  • I just karate kicked (the air). YEAH I showed it who was boss #
  • Its currently 24 – degrees, long or shortsleeve. hmmmm #
  • #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Stevie Nicks – Leather And Lace #
  • What particular pieces of clothes to wear today. #choices #
  • #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Prince – When Doves Cry (Radio Edit) #
  • #VernonJ is #NowPlaying (unknown artist) (unknown title) #
  • .@KMTV_DeanneB Did you catch his joke. #lol #
  • .@thinkCara Okay. #
  • .@thinkCara Although I have to ask. Was there a fire & you took a picture of the sign. #
  • @mandywu .#willprobdeletethis <— #TooLate Good Afternoon & Terrific #Thursday #
  • .RT @thinkCara: “IN CASE OF FIRE EXIT BUILDING BEFORE TWEETING ABOUT IT” Real sign at Stanford http://t.co/BCD2SAsn #
  • A New #Birthday Post: 32 days to go 32 years ago http://t.co/opKhiUaD #
  • .@thinkCara At least the building management is responsive to today’s world. #
  • .@ControlledChaos The flight would be 9.7% of their total Travel & Entertainment Budget. #
  • .@ControlledChaos If the paper would’ve looked at their financial statements they could see their travel expense. #accountant in me #
  • It’s #HighNoon & I’m on the road again. #
  • .@ControlledChaos 24.5% is for all expenses OUTSIDE of transfers to the Unviersity. #
  • .@ControlledChaos The NUF raised 172.1M & transferred 130.2 http://t.co/3M0K8YPZ cc @OWHnews #
  • Mmmmm #chocolate (@ The Chocolate Bar) http://t.co/G5XqE8Cz #
  • I was about to file my nails, then I realized that I AM A GUY! #
  • .@JulieBlackmon There’s this little #election that is now 5 days away, that was one of em. #
  • .@ControlledChaos YES the NU Foundation provides funding for buildings & what not. You don’t give from the endowment, you give from the int. #
  • @ControlledChaos I read the story on NU Foundation & am thinking. Are they using taxpayers money, or #DoesItMatter #
  • .@Blenditkay #shocked http://t.co/A3Gz9X5g, how could you share our #secret I’m never not being told a secret by you again. #
  • I would like to Echo Secretary of State John Gale’s Call to #vote on #May15 http://t.co/EALrU2vv Polls open from 8 to 8 in #LD9 #NELeg #
  • .@woberttodd That’s good to hear. #Neighbors #helping #
  • Have you secretly installed Google Chrome on your grandma’s computer? http://t.co/CBekEzma #
  • .@woberttodd Did someone drop that PB off at a post office? #
  • It’s 10.00 who’s #dancing with me? @i80equipment @Deb_Meyer @SarahLake @jara_b @rukku #
  • It’s 10.00 & time to #Dance http://t.co/q9IG6Lhf #
  • .@MelissaFabina Grrrr Is that a foreign language —–> #tiemposmalos #
  • .RT @postsecret: “Rush Limbaugh charges Obama has declared war on marriage. Limbaugh’s first, second, & third wives could not be reached” #
  • #smile @MelissaOnline @@jjauthor @JohnPoseyJr @jeanniemcbride @CRKARLA #
  • .@Deb_Meyer YES & bending machines don’t take pennies. WE have #RealProblems to work on. #
  • The final Batman, until they ‘re-boot’ it in 5 years. #OutOfIdeas #
  • .@Deb_Meyer That’s my #favorite smell. #
  • .@rachaelgking that is quite a colorful collection. Although I’mnto a fan of #skinnyJeans #
  • .@i80equipment You can follow the @dcElections #primary results at http://t.co/NsyHUHod, but if you follow me on twitter, I’ll have em. #
  • .@SarahForOPS I’m glad that #bacon is cheaper than pop. #victory #5Days good luck. #
  • .@i80equipment Thank YOU, I’m excited as well. #
  • http://t.co/EU6imEtM. #CAR #JustDriver #
  • .@i80equipment It is. #
  • .@i80equipment YES Primary in 5 days, I didn’t know it was her mom till she told me on #instagram #SocialNetwork #IRL #Connections #
  • I know @OMAMorningBlend‘s keyword. I’m not telling anyone. It is me & @Blenditkay‘s #secret #
  • .@i80equipment The #Birthday blog is for the #birthday XXXII days. It is going, Less than 5 days. I visited @Idontspeekgeek‘s mom yesterday #
  • .@Deb_Meyer Yeah, #ResponsibilityMatters #
  • .@i80equipment Here’s a screen shot. The Official Blog is on lockdown. http://t.co/XxRAO1DP #
  • .@Deb_Meyer Bear, Beer. It’s all the same. I don’t drink beer. #
  • .@Deb_Meyer One of us don’t drink bear. #
  • Jackson 5 – ABC http://t.co/oEBwG5yi #NowPlaying #
  • .@myjessiej_ishot What color socks do you have on? #Chat #
  • .@Deb_Meyer No that’s a #Thursday I’ll be working. #
  • .@Deb_Meyer All you gotta do is mention, call, text. & I’ll be there. #NowPlaying http://t.co/7iEHifti #
  • .@MaryNelsonOmaha Cake in 32 days? & the party at Durham museum? #Thanks #
  • .@Deb_Meyer @intoxicologist & @janecepotter & others. Dear friends, IF your partner for the @Miranda_Lambert concert is sick. I’LL GO! #
  • .@i80equipment You’re getting a #ShoutOut on the Official Blog of Vernon J. #
  • .@NattersMuch I was walking down the street one day & a cat did that. It was weird. #
  • Computers are just a #fad & other stupid things people say. #
  • .@MaryNelsonOmaha Paint is $10.00 a gallon? #
  • .@Lucianas007 I don’t know if I’d want that option. The #awkward text are your TRUE feelings. Thanks for following #VernonJ on twitter #
  • Happy 09.00 VST. @OmahaBaseball @sqrall @KaliMarcum @khenney @jkcallas @Aldonjor @Nikki_iBerry #
  • .@i80equipment What thrill are you brining us? #
  • .@SarahLake See I’m KEEPING it real. That’s what the kids say #NowADays right? you hang out with them more than me. #
  • How One Chicago School Got Every Low-Income Student to College. http://t.co/IcSXunRX #Education #OurFuture #MyFuture #YOURFuture #
  • .@SarahLake Did you see your #ShoutOut from Deanne? https://t.co/dVGb9LIK #
  • .@jskinner0407 So you know how I got my recycling out this week. The ‘outdoor environmental specialists’ didn’t pick it up. #
  • .@BenDarling_ New pic, how does that make you feel? #
  • .@KOSMOSNET GREAT read #
  • The sun will be up in 5 mins, 5 mins till #SunRise #