Negotiations.

As most audults are aware, you may have went to a bar in your lifetime.

You may have thought a bartender or waitress was nice, WHEN you are in my position.

Well I’ve gave my number (via my name tag) to one of ‘the’ bartenders. As you may be aware, that is my MoO with the ladies. I don’t ask for their numbers I give em mine. I know that bartenders & waitress get asked out ALOT as people think they have a relationship with them.

Well I gave name redacted a few weeks ago. I asked her to call me if she wanted to volunteer for The Salvation Army on a Tuesday. It was her day off, BUT she had to do laundry. As I COMPLETE understand. She didn’t call.

I don’t want to let this ‘opportunity’ pass me by.SO I TOOK HOSTAGE ACTION.

I noticed that she was drinking coffee tonight. I informed her of the situation. {what?} about coffeing stunting your growth. So I took action.

I may have reached across ‘said’ bar & grabbed said coffee travel mug(I DID).

After last-call I gave her ‘the mug’ back (except – see picture)

I have some of her property.

I informed her she could get it back Tuesday 11/22/V3.2 at 22.00, she apparently will be sleep at 10.00.

I don’t know if this is AWESOME or bar banning behavior.

But I can’t be held responsible for my actions.