As a single guy, I have rules. This may or may not apply to other single guys.
Rule 1: I don’t like Crazy Ex-Boyfriends or Crazy Ex-Husbands.
This means I will not try to break you and your s.o. up, I don’t want his Crazy ass coming after me.
Rule 2: We have femyle friends.
A. IF we have met you and your s.o. We can ALL be associates.
B. IF Rule 2 A. happens we can spend time together without your s.o. there.
Rule 3. IF we have NOT met your s.o. we can’t spend time alone.
A. Rule 3 applies if you had said s.o. before meeting us
B. Rule 3 doesn’t apply if we have a prior relationship before meeting s.o.
Rule 4. WE have enough femyle friends, we don’t need anymore
therefore with these rules in mind.
WE WILL NEVER TAKE YOU OUT TO LUNCH, DINNER, MOVIE, THE PERFORMING ARTS. A single guy may not mind be single, but when/if he takes a girl out he probably wants to pursue a relationship.
In this particular case that involves me.
A. you have a boyfriend(Rule 1 violation)
B. I have not met said boyfriend(Rule 3 violation)
C. Rule 4 violation.
I have guidelines for dating.
Guideline 1: Do you have a job – NO
Guideline 2: Do you smoke – YES
Guideline 3: Do you wanna have kids – NO
Even if you didn’t violate rules 1, 3, & 4