Day: September 16, 2009

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Nursing

I figured out why there were a lot of people now by my pit stop.

I hope you have a good day.
Nursing

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Magic-land


Not Appropriate Not Appropriate

This isn’t an appropriate sticker to have on your car at work.
Tree Tree

Tree at work.
Trees Trees

Trees between me and the River
Further South Further South

More trees between me and the southern river.
Sign Sign

I couldn’t really read this billboard, so I took a picture.
Truck Truck

This area has magic in it, watch …
Bam Bam

It turns BIG RED trucks into, little red cars.


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Single Guy Rules

As a single guy, I have rules. This may or may not apply to other single guys.

Rule 1: I don’t like Crazy Ex-Boyfriends or Crazy Ex-Husbands.
This means I will not try to break you and your s.o. up, I don’t want his Crazy ass coming after me.
Rule 2: We have femyle friends.
A. IF we have met you and your s.o. We can ALL be associates.
B. IF Rule 2 A. happens we can spend time together without your s.o. there.
Rule 3. IF we have NOT met your s.o. we can’t spend time alone.
A. Rule 3 applies if you had said s.o. before meeting us
B. Rule 3 doesn’t apply if we have a prior relationship before meeting s.o.
Rule 4. WE have enough femyle friends, we don’t need anymore

therefore with these rules in mind.

WE WILL NEVER TAKE YOU OUT TO LUNCH, DINNER, MOVIE, THE PERFORMING ARTS. A single guy may not mind be single, but when/if he takes a girl out he probably wants to pursue a relationship.

In this particular case that involves me.

A. you have a boyfriend(Rule 1 violation)
B. I have not met said boyfriend(Rule 3 violation)
C. Rule 4 violation.
I have guidelines for dating.

Guideline 1: Do you have a job – NO
Guideline 2: Do you smoke – YES
Guideline 3: Do you wanna have kids – NO

Even if you didn’t violate rules 1, 3, & 4

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Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • 06:10 doing #pilates to #music #
  • 06:14 I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1 Day 57 bit.ly/2FU1O #
  • 06:23 Watching @Action3News More in the Morning to Music, do you think they’ll be synced? @SheilaBrummer #
  • 07:25 @WTownley Good Morning, welcome to your #Tuesday. #
  • 07:25 Good Morning to all. #
  • 07:38 Apprarently he was #drunk according to Al #Winters of ‘country news’ accross America. America is #1 #
  • 07:48 bit.ly/1Hh5Z Todays award #
  • 08:02 @startwithone Trace Adkins – Marry for Money #
  • 08:32 So sad,his wife isn’t a nice lady RT @mlic: twitter.com/MLIC/status/3912020031 #
  • 08:35 Someone’s #social networking status #scares the crap out of me. But if that’s what they live for. #
  • 09:37 I can confirm at 8:31VST that today is going to be a #GREAT day. Make a huge and #AWESOME announcement & dance all the way to the bank. #
  • 09:39 Tom Cochrane sang #Life is a Highway not that group @Kat103.7 #
  • 09:44 Fly the friendly skies RT @BreakingNews: twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/4004439362 #
  • 09:56 Good to go. RT @startwithone: Today’s Question For 9/15/09: Who are you listening to? Quote & comments at ow.ly/pqX9 #
  • 10:12 @lionlambluv 😛 Good Morning, NO. GREAT Morning, YES, bit.ly/11AKO2 #
  • 10:31 @midtowncrossing I will be a marketing genius living in one of your apa
    rtments. Winner of #Free Year of Rent Vernon J of Omaha #
  • 10:41 @WhitRviator Who did you ask to go with you? #
  • 11:02 twitpic.com/htnk2 – My mouth is watering for this at home. #
  • 11:12 bit.ly/5WToa It’s a hard job but, someone has to do it. #
  • 13:07 Not Appopriate for your car at #work. Pictures on blog later this evening. Vernon-J.livejournal.com #
  • 13:13 twitpic.com/hu2o2 – Opposite
    #
  • 13:13 @jam_ie What do we get for doing this? #
  • 14:34 RT @carolinaiueo: SHIT ON YOU GUYSSSSS! So annoying! #
  • 14:50 @midtowncrossing OH, you know I’m excited. Vernon J of Omaha will be right here. #
  • 14:50 RT @midtowncrossing: twitter.com/midtowncrossing/status/4010483577 #
  • 15:02 I got signed up, and can’t wait for @midtowncrossing annocument on 9/16/09 VST RT @DanHolke: tw
    itter.com/danholke/status/4009266191     #
  • 15:19 twitpic.com/huix1 – What’s that #
  • 15:21 Lynn, what a girl’s name for such a "Manly Guy" who play s#poleball RT @gonesarcastic: twitpic.com/huipi – Jon LYNN Green?! #
  • 16:54 At work so can’t listen, but hehehehehehehehehehehe RT @ControlledChaos: FINALLY! Something I agree with Obama on! tinyurl.com/ragzzm #
  • 17:42 New? rt @WhitRviator: Watchin the new xmen movie with my baby #
  • 18:03 I was locked in a #bank toda
    y. #
  • 18:07 @lionlamluv $40. a ten, twenty, & a roll of quarters #
  • 18:09 @lionlambluv The tellers name is Grace of that helps. #
  • 22:14 @blakeshelton Yes it does. Do you want all those #germs growing in your pants? #
  • 22:16 @ReiWeasley @gaeniyong @theSaucyMinx @corp_princess @BabyCakes281 @lionlambluv @JanSimpson Good Night, and hope you have a GREAT Wednesday #
  • 22:20 No more all day twittering, only fro
    m 6 a.m. VSt to 9 p.m. VST #
  • 22:24 RT @VJDavis2: No more all day twittering, only from 6 a.m. VSt to 9 p.m. VST *phone number is 402-516-4401 if you need me #

Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
516-4401