Awkward or NOT

Yes, I’ll be there?

OH, I didn’t call and cancel on you,

I guess you were still expecting me?

UH, NO

Are you subject to a domestic court order (restrains you from harassing, stalking, threatening or endangering another in other conduct that would place them in reasonable fear of bodily injury)?

From Twitter 08-02-2009

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