So apparently a website almost got ‘legal involved’ from another website.
this is important, please read on.
I finally figured out what tattoo I wanted to get. Finally a hotlink to a twitter, or I just figured it out. I also just changed my picture on the website.
Anyways here is the full and complete articles. Credit goes to the dang website it is on.
What Your Tattoo Says About You UPDATED
June 17th, 2009 by J Diggles · 21 Comments · 10,318 Views
Cracked.com made me take down a picture we “ripped off” from them before they get “legal involved.” Come on, really? Well I’ll do it because I am an amiable guy, but I am more than confident that they wouldn’t have a case. Under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act a judge would have thrown this out in a second, because 1) Cracked.com in no way would have been able to prove loss of revenue through our re-post and 2) given that only about 3 people view Tasty Booze on a daily basis, we probably made about 8 cents from the pageviews off this post. Send me your address, you can have the 8 cents.
If something gets on Digg, expect it to get “ripped off” – or maybe this is their first popular item. Anyway, I have re-created the image for you below so you won’t miss anything if you got here late. In fact, I think mine is better. Enjoy.
We’re not sleeping right now
Just The Facts
- Tattoos theoretically could be thoughtful additions to your appearance. Unfortunately there are thousands of tattoo parlors (many open 24 hours) and people just don’t have that many thoughts. So most are stupid.
- Tattoos are permanent. Your motivation/blood-alcohol level is not.
- Tattoos are now as edgy as a padded watermelon.
Who gets tattoos?
Tattoos are an excellent way to turn a single drunken decision into a lifetime of disfigurement and regret, which normally requires a car. Tattoos are associated with criminal gangs, the armed forces, and whiny white teenagers desperate for attention. Attempts to get all three to attend a common “Tattoo Conference” have unfortunately failed.
What Your Tattoo Says About You
Before you get a tattoo
There are some important questions to ask before getting a tattoo:
- Have I wanted this for more than five minutes?
- Am I, at this particular instant in sidereal time, drunk off my face?
- Do the tattoo artist’s past works resemble an art class for crash-helmet testers?
- I meet the love of my life. I romance them for months, reaching a point where we can communicate our very deepest emotions and feel that we almost share souls (awwww). At this point, can I see myself naked and explaining this tattoo?
I wanted to get a tattoo on the black and yellow area. I’ll go with the goldenrod instead.
Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401