Funny Man

Put Away Put Away

I have put the shirt away until next year. WEDNESDAY, June 9, 2010. Maybe Vernon 3.0 & Beyond will have accomplished it’s mission by then.

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4 is the Maximum

A few things I learned last night.

4 is the maximum safe number of innertubes to use in a lazy river. YOU will flip over if you are about 190 lbs.

Glasses also float down in the river.

The Ceiling fans are too low @ the bar.

Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • 06:46 Good Morning?

    1 Reason! #

  • 09:34 First

    1 Reason! #

  • 11:20 Reading a nag

    1 Reason! #

  • 18:35 Naptime #
  • 19:55 @controlledchaos when is ot? #
  • 20:32 last person to do something on my news feed gets a surprise. The winner was Dawn P. – bit.ly/15risG #
  • 21:05 twitpic.com/7ymvb – Shower #
  • 21:18 I’m going to a pool party, I don’t have on a shirt, wish I had a plate in my chest #
  • 00:47 @megmegface Well when you get back to town, if you wanna go have some fun. WE WILL!! #
  • 00:53 @PamCase8 Good Afternoon. Who are you? #
  • 01:36 Happy NON-Father’s Day #
  • 01:37 I hit my hand on a ceiling fan ‘wooing’ 1 Reason! #
  • 01:37 Goodnight #

Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
516-4401