I ordered a pair of crocs and had them shipped to me. FedEx has delivered to my apartment twice. Even though I called and had a Reroute order on Wednesday to work. Where there is a person who could sign for it. I am pissed, my co-workers got that impression and did some funny as shit.
FedUp
From: Craps shoes
1122 Snooty Avenue
Boulder, CO 70000
To: King Vernon
Where ever he happens to be
Omaha, NE 681??
Box 1of 2
Of course you know that you will never see box 2 of 2 because we sent it to some far off land. That’s OK because, it didn’t contain anything important, just the paperwork you would need to return these quality shoes to the manufacturer.