Really Funny Conversation with a stranger.

Session Start (oddnewer:dainties18): Tue Mar 22 23:08:31 2005
[23:08:32] dainties18: who is this?
[23:08:43] OddNewer: the King
[23:08:56] dainties18: and that would be?
[23:09:06] OddNewer: You are not rebecca?
[23:09:15] dainties18: nope
[23:09:19] dainties18: so who r u?

[23:09:32] OddNewer: well I wanted to talk to her, I am the GODDAMNED KING
[23:10:00] dainties18: and what does that mean?
[23:10:16] OddNewer: GO TO DICTIONARY.COM and find out
[23:10:29] dainties18: i need to know…i’m her personal secretary…if u want to talk to her u have to go through m
[23:10:29] dainties18: e
[23:10:45] OddNewer: well fuck it, tell her the King left a message
[23:11:01] dainties18: wow…what an attitude…i’m not telling her shit
[23:11:16] dainties18: if anything…i’ll tell her the king told her to go fuck herself
[23:11:19] OddNewer: fien, hope you get in a car accident
[23:11:25] dainties18: and get her all pissed at u
[23:11:32] OddNewer: I don’t care
[23:11:32] dainties18: wtf is ur problem?
[23:11:54] OddNewer: I don’t have a problem today
[23:12:08] dainties18: well obviously u have a problem with ur life
[23:12:14] OddNewer: no
[23:12:31] dainties18: ur a sorry asshole who probably has nothing better to do than to bother becky…someone who could care less about u
[23:12:47] OddNewer: well hell I know that
[23:13:09] dainties18: then what the hell r u doing still bothering her?
[23:13:10] OddNewer: but ovioulsy you care about me
[23:13:14] OddNewer: Which is sweet
[23:13:22] OddNewer: I wanted to ask her something
[23:13:25] dainties18: o yeah…i care about someone who won’t even tell m who they r
[23:13:36] OddNewer: I told you who the hell I am
[23:13:41] dainties18: well she doesn’t want to talk to u…because i already asked her
[23:13:52] OddNewer: well go away then
[23:13:58] dainties18: she doesn’t want anything to do with u
[23:14:11] OddNewer: you are still talking to me
[23:14:17] dainties18: i’m gonna stay where i am…but u can go wherever u want to
[23:14:26] dainties18: yes…well i am not her
[23:14:28] OddNewer: I feel special
[23:14:36] OddNewer: well that is good
[23:14:41] dainties18: special in a pathetic way
[23:14:47] dainties18: because we both agree that u r
[23:14:48] OddNewer: Or else you would not be the no. 2 world’s worst bitch
[23:14:54] OddNewer: you would be #1
[23:15:06] dainties18: well, i try to be number one
[23:15:12] dainties18: but i guess it doesn’t work out
[23:15:41] OddNewer: no, we can’t all be no 1
[23:15:51] OddNewer: So how was your day?
[23:16:16] dainties18: i’m not telling someone i don’t know anything about me…so if u want to talk to me…tell me who u r
[23:16:30] OddNewer: for the 3rd time, I am the King
[23:16:50] OddNewer: do you understand the words that are on yorur/her screen
[23:17:03] dainties18: ok…well since i don’t know what the hell that means…and ur probably not a king of anything…i’m not telling u anything about me
[23:17:16] OddNewer: you already told me something
[23:17:31] dainties18: what did i tell u?
[23:17:32] OddNewer: Well my day was great, and dgot even better
[23:18:17] dainties18: got even better when i helped u realize ur not the king of anything…especially becky’s life…which u should stay out of
[23:18:26] OddNewer: no
[23:18:41] OddNewer: when I realized that I am a published author on a National website
[23:18:57] OddNewer: and just so you are clear, I am King of all that is
[23:18:58] dainties18: for what…idiots annonymous
[23:19:16] OddNewer: no, for greatest person on the earth
[23:19:17] dainties18: well, u can’t be king if no one knows who u r…so therefore u r nothing
[23:19:29] OddNewer: well Rebecca knows who I am
[23:19:30] dainties18: well obviouly it would’t be u
[23:19:40] OddNewer: and so do 1000’s of other people
[23:19:48] dainties18: yeah….a fuckhead obviously…someone who she doesn’t want to talk to
[23:19:57] OddNewer: I don’t care
[23:20:05] dainties18: then leave her alone if u dont’ care
[23:20:11] OddNewer: my life is not going to be better/worse if she doesn’t talk to me
[23:20:18] OddNewer: I am not even talking to her
[23:20:20] OddNewer: seeing her
[23:20:33] OddNewer: I am not even within a days travel of her
[23:20:34] dainties18: ur seeing her?
[23:20:38] OddNewer: no
[23:20:48] OddNewer: I am not seeing her
[23:21:01] dainties18: and she’s better off for that thank god
[23:21:07] OddNewer: I have no relationship whatesoever with her
[23:21:07] dainties18: u’d probably just bring her down
[23:21:18] dainties18: yes…then LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE
[23:21:22] dainties18: FUCKHEAD!
[23:21:24] OddNewer: well if I could brign her down who’s falt is that
[23:21:32] OddNewer: how am I messing with here?
[23:21:48] dainties18: leave her alone
[23:21:49] dainties18: gtg
[23:21:51] dainties18: fuck u
[23:21:53] OddNewer: the last time I talked to her was last week
[23:22:01] OddNewer: I am NOT MESSING WITH HER
[23:22:13] OddNewer: DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND, NO REALTIONSHIP
[23:22:27] OddNewer: Is she saying I am messing with here?
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Session Close (dainties18): Tue Mar 22 23:22:32 2005

Session Start (oddnewer:dainties18): Tue Mar 22 23:23:19 2005
[23:23:20] dainties18: exactly so LEAVE HER ALONE
[23:23:24] dainties18: FUCKHEAD
[23:23:32] OddNewer: well she is lying
[23:23:40] dainties18: her family doens’t like u….her friends don’t like u…and she doesn’t like u
[23:23:43] dainties18: and she’s not lying
[23:23:46] dainties18: she lies ot u
[23:23:48] OddNewer: yes she is
[23:23:59] OddNewer: I don’t talk to her family or friends
[23:24:06] dainties18: yeah, because they dont’ like u
[23:24:12] dainties18: and neither does she
[23:24:14] OddNewer: I don’t have a realationsip with here
[23:24:17] dainties18: so leave her alone
[23:24:19] OddNewer: I know this
[23:24:20] dainties18: i don’t care
[23:24:24] dainties18: cuz i know u don’t
[23:24:27] dainties18: and u never will
[23:24:29] OddNewer: I AM NOT MESSING WITH HER
[23:24:33] dainties18: because ur a screwup
[23:24:40] OddNewer: How can I be messing with her than?
[23:24:41] dainties18: and she doesn’t care about u at all
[23:24:46] dainties18: and wants u to elaver her alone
[23:24:56] dainties18: by bothering her
[23:25:00] dainties18: so leaver her alone
[23:25:06] OddNewer: expalin please
[23:25:16] OddNewer: If I don’t talk to her, how am I botheringher?
[23:25:42] dainties18: she wants u to leave her alone..she’s happy with her bf…and doesn’t want anything to do with u
[23:25:46] dainties18: so stop talking to her
[23:26:04] OddNewer: well that’s all she had to tell me, or she could block me
[23:26:06] dainties18: ur trying to talk to her today
[23:26:18] OddNewer: it’s just that easy, she ovioulsy is lying about something
[23:26:19] dainties18: she’s not a child
[23:26:22] dainties18: wedon’t block
[23:26:37] OddNewer: well than she has something she is hiding
[23:26:39] dainties18: she’s just lying to u…because she doesn’t want to tlak to u
[23:26:47] dainties18: she’s hiding her dislike for u
[23:26:56] OddNewer: well tahn why does she talk to me?
[23:27:17] OddNewer: I don’t want to talk to my parents, I don’t
[23:27:18] dainties18: because she’s a nice person
[23:27:29] dainties18: because ur ass
[23:27:37] OddNewer: well that is not very healthy is it?
[23:27:52] OddNewer: Yes I am a Grade AAA asshole
[23:27:54] dainties18: that u dont talk to ur parents
[23:27:55] dainties18: no
[23:27:56] OddNewer: I know this
[23:28:01] dainties18: then leave her alone
[23:28:04] dainties18: because she’s not
[23:28:15] dainties18: and hse doesn’t need to be associated with ur type of people
[23:28:25] OddNewer: she is not associated with me
[23:28:29] dainties18: u do nothing but bring her down…and she’s a good person
[23:28:42] OddNewer: well I can’t help it if she is weak
[23:28:50] dainties18: well…when u talk to her u associate urself with her
[23:28:56] dainties18: she is not weak
[23:29:01] dainties18: ur a weak person
[23:29:06] dainties18: giving into temptation
[23:29:07] OddNewer: that doesn’t mean she associates with me
[23:29:13] dainties18: and fucking up ur life
[23:29:20] OddNewer: my life is not fucked up
[23:29:21] dainties18: and she doesn’t
[23:29:28] dainties18: well, u think ur a king
[23:29:32] dainties18: ur fucked up
[23:29:32] OddNewer: so
[23:29:40] dainties18: ur fucked up
[23:29:44] OddNewer: you think I bring rebecca down
[23:29:46] dainties18: very fucked up
[23:29:51] OddNewer: so that would make you fucked up too
[23:30:09] dainties18: y?
[23:30:24] OddNewer: because she is lying to you, and you beleive it
[23:30:36] dainties18: how is she lying ot me?
[23:30:42] OddNewer: which is better, being nice or honest
[23:30:56] dainties18: honesty
[23:31:02] OddNewer: because she talked to me, and if she didn’t want to talk to be she wouldn’t
[23:31:20] OddNewer: well so I guess Rebecca is fucked up because she values nice over honesty
[23:31:25] dainties18: well thats jut becase she’s nice
[23:31:38] OddNewer: and I value honesty over anythign else
[23:31:38] dainties18: well, she’s just a better person than u
[23:31:45] OddNewer: no she’s not
[23:31:52] OddNewer: no person is better than another person
[23:31:58] dainties18: well, then u obviously have different priorities…and therefore should leave each other alone
[23:32:01] OddNewer: we are all equal
[23:32:05] dainties18: well, she’s better than u
[23:32:07] dainties18: ur a fuck up
[23:32:11] dainties18: and she’s ot
[23:32:12] dainties18: not
[23:32:12] OddNewer: no she’s not
[23:32:26] OddNewer: so that woould make her better than you
[23:33:03] dainties18: how?
[23:33:07] OddNewer: Have you ever seen distraction?
[23:33:18] OddNewer: because she is nice
[23:33:27] OddNewer: and whatever else you just said about her
[23:34:00] dainties18: u know waht…i have better things to do than fuck with u…someone that doesn’t matter in anyone’s life
[23:34:01] dainties18: bye
[23:34:12] OddNewer: have a good humpday
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Session Close (dainties18): Tue Mar 22 23:34:19 2005