- Goode Night World! #remember #
- Apparently something happened to my twitter account, it made me reset my password. NOPE, I won’t remember this one either. #Remember #
- Happy #Tuesday #
- .@danholke @ChaseMcMichael Haven’t seen any of the #McStories on #instagram #IHeartMonday #
- Wait, you mean I get the 4th tire free when I buy three. That’s a deal OR a crock. #IHeartMonday #
- .@blakeshelton #OhCrap Blake’s thinking. Everyone within 25 KM’s RUN! #IHeartMonday #
- Apparently the suit has been redesigned, shorter jacket, narrow lapel. #IHeartMonday #
- I’m a Superfan of The King of Queens on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/zmhBAz6f #
- I want to work out, BUT I don’t want to get ripped. – Said Spencer. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/Obm1pUOh #GetGlueHD #TheKingOfQueens #
- HONEY, I’m #home #IHeartMonday (@ Vernon J’s Magic Shop) http://t.co/qQaGVjPu #
- Load me up. #IHeartMonday (@ The Sidebar) http://t.co/UM0nlhUd #
- We’re #smart #IHeartMonday RT @IDoThat2 Changing the word because you can’t spell the word you wanted to use. #
- .RT @Isitthattime: If you star a Tweet with a typo in it, we’re practically engaged..that goes for you too girls *wink* #
- YEAH, that’s about right. from @funnytexts_ #Romantic – http://t.co/1pm8mE2w #IHeartMonday #
- Any #movie recommendations for me, RIGHT NOW? #IHeartMonday #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr I haven’t had @benandjerrys in awhile. #yum #IHeartMonday #
- .@Isitthattime How’s it going? #IHeartMonday #
- .@Isitthattime Goode Day mate. #IHeartMonday #
- .@CartiaMazzoni Hey. Did you drink any milk today? #IHeartMonday #
- Watching a version. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/eBOEMg12 #GetGlueHD @HIMYM_CBS #
- Exchange one thing for another. #IHeartMonday (@ NE GOP Victory HQ) http://t.co/2dYZEtRQ #
- I don’t recall that. RT @asterion_2010: @Vernon_J_ You were nude at party) cool photo) http://t.co/ze1KBNZa #
- #IHeartMonday (@ Memorial Park) http://t.co/NqUwdV6P #
- Filming my @wipeout casting video. #IHeartMonday (@ Elmwood Park w/ 2 others) http://t.co/RmXVi6d9 #
- The Vernon J Daily is out! http://t.co/l8uWxRBM ▸ Top stories today via @kfc_colonel @Fambound_ @V180Media #
- Small park. #IHeartMonday (@ Peterson Park) http://t.co/6G3213Op #
- Hanging around the neighborhood. #IHeartMonday (@ Morton Elementary) http://t.co/o6YRgdVH #
- I just unlocked the Back to School badge on @foursquare! Time to party! Er, study. http://t.co/OtU4B6h4 #
- Dropping off stuff. #IHeartMonday (@ Lee Terry for Congress) http://t.co/HMY9mKAa #
- I just ousted Austin B. as the mayor of Lee Terry for Congress on @foursquare! http://t.co/jZIWPdtl #
- .@djstangl There was no info about where they got that disease from. #IHeartMonday #
- .@thesummitleague I’ll have my Crimson & Black on supporting #OmahasTeam GO MAVS! #IHeartMonday #
- With all due respect, I can’t tell the difference between the types of mosquitoes. http://t.co/7jnh8j5o #IHeartMonday #
- .@djstangl They could’ve brought it back with them from travels. #IHeartMonday #
- Allegiance to male comrades before women who sale their bodies for money. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/DjYIsGdR #GetGlueHD @BigBang_CBS #
- .RT @RepAdrianSmith Read my latest on providing certainty to producers through a workable Farm Bill and drought relief: http://t.co/WtcdOuNr #
- #IHeartMonday (@ Joslyn Castle) http://t.co/WlwGBmDL #
- How many @KelseyPolochak‘s could there really be one? #IHeartMonday http://t.co/bT4aUbNo #GetGlueHD @WIPEOUT #
- It’s a Family Affair. The country girls on on. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/srRCaetj #GetGlueHD @WIPEOUT #
- .RT @RockTique: A smile is like tight underwear – it makes your cheeks go up. 🙂 ~@grattongirl #quote #
- .@ElaineEdwards Oh look at that a citizen of the United States of America complaining. #shame #IHeartMonday #
- .@ElaineEdwards @TheAtlantic Clearly that is a stupid questions & product branding. #IHeartMonday #
- .@poochie7060 Why should Mark worry, after the 1st million, who cares? #IHeartMonday #
- I’ve heard that one before. RT @ChrissKnight Fell off camel in celebrity camel race at @fairgroundsnola last wee RT @CLouvi: what did you do #
- When I make my ‘mean face’ all I can do it is for about 5 seconds. Then I just #smile Cause I’m not mean. #IHeartMonday #
- Need some lube. #IHeartMonday (@ Olympia Cycle) http://t.co/bMqNY8gV #
- Out #walking AFTER midnight. #IHeartMonday (@ Cumming Food Mart) http://t.co/aWRLYdRh #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Zac Brown Band – As She’s Walking Away (feat. Alan Jackson) #IHeartMonday #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Brantley Gilbert – You Don’t Know Her Like I Do (Radio Edit) #IHeartMonday #
- Where’s my pencil sharper? #IHeartMonday #
- I know #Omaha & this is NO Omaha. It’s friggen New York City. #fail #IHeartMonday http://t.co/YPbwvhBv #
- Mapping out plan for success #IHeartMonday #
- .@erichuch – Guys Like Me #NowPlaying #IHeartMonday #
- .@ladyantebellum Just A #Kiss #NowPlaying One of my favorite songs, makes me tear-up. #Love & happiness. #IHeartMonday #
- .@LBTmusic – Pontoon #NowPlaying #IHeartMonday #
- .@programmerman & @jennieofcourse I do. #IHeartMonday Anyone else have a case of the #Monday #039;s? #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Blake Shelton – God Gave Me You (Album Version) #IHeartMonday #
- .@Kansas29Fan also the @omahapolice don’t care what I wear, they care whenI don’t wear. #IHeartMonday #
- .@BTDTruckingJobs #PFZ is Pants Free Zone. #IHeartMonday #
- .@Kansas29Fan I’m just trying to prevent a pileup on whatever street I’m walking down. #Leggings cc @BTDTruckingJobs #IHeartMonday #
- .@CharlieHeimer @MattPinkerton As I sit here & read this conversation. I only have one think to say about it. #OhSNAP #IHeartMonday #
- I’m pretty sure I would! #humble except when it comes to me looking good. RT @BTDTruckingJobs: #VernonJ Haha! Hey, you might! #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Keith Urban – Without You #IHeartMonday #
- *traffic alert* RT @DCNE911: Road Hazard at 1226 in the area of 49TH & CENTER ST . There is a stalled vehicle on the road, EB #
- .@jcheida I’m sorry, that’s #losing #IHeartMonday #
- .@jcheida You must not be talking Advanced Federal Income Taxes. #Winning #
- .@BTDTruckingJobs I think I would look good in Capri Leggings. #IHeartMonday #
- .@ladyantebellum – Need You Now (live it actually isn’t cause they aren’t in front of me). #NowPlaying http://t.co/7ee48wuc #
- .@BTDTruckingJobs Its great. We are still in the #PFZ I’ve just got my dishes washed/bathoom clea … http://t.co/wzTy8vRy #IHeartMonday #
- .@KMTV_DeanneB & matt talking about Husker Football, where’s my remote. I MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. #IHeartMonday #
- .RT @bcycle: Do you know an awesome spot for a B-cycle station?! Please share! Tweet #bhere with your location;) #
- That #RainbowDental commercial was kinda stupid. #IHeartMonday #
- .@BTDTruckingJobs Thanks for helping Allison. How was your first half of the day. #IHeartMonday #
- .@TheJulieRoberts – If You had Called Yesterday. #NowPlaying #CMSq’d #IHeartMonday #
- .RT @neappleseed: Appleseed’s Child Welfare Team is in Kearney @ the Children’s Summit. Stay tuned 4 live tweets! #
- Gonna do this today, must be trying to impress someone (or something) #Project (redacted). #IHeartMonday http://t.co/sEQkgtaF #GetGlueHD #
- Yup, gonna do this today. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/zUwMbRqv #GetGlueHD #Shaving #
- I didn’t mean to call you #CMSq #039;d #
- .@TheJulieRoberts – Men & Mascara #NowPlaying http://t.co/2gEA0gmx #IHeartMonday & Good Music. #
- Lee Ann Womack – I May Hate Myself in the Morning #NowPlaying http://t.co/56JnirM9 #IHeartMonday cc @LAWSocialClub @HeatherVMorris #
- It’s #HighNoon on my 2nd favorite day of the week. What am I doing? #IHeartMonday #
- .@mw55 @HeatherVMorris ugh, I’m a fan of the brunettes & 1 piece’s. #IHeartMonday It’s okay, I’ll still #respect you int he morning. #
- .RT @lynngosselin: “What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it.” ~Unknown #
- *traffic alert* Military is closed from Hamilton to Charles while @OmahaPolice investigate a pedestrian hit by a car. #IHeartMonday #
- #IHeartMonday (@ Clarkson Park) http://t.co/UVVBtHwM #
- .RT @allisonzapata: I need some good, happy, inspirational, non-religious (spiritual is OK), book recommendations for someone #
- mT @kymtweets: It may be über crappy and humid here today, but it’s a big sun shiny day for me! Ready to #raisethebar and throw down. #
- .@Sean_Munger Do it. Rock their faces OFF! #IHeartMonday #
- .@Sean_Munger Sean what are you speaking on? #IHeartMonday #
- .@jando_27 @brianpmaguire http://t.co/NbCDsCow Here’s a pretty map & story about which counties. Can’t take #IN serious. #IHeartMonday #
- .@brianpmaguire I think they all came to their senses & got on the same time zone. #IHeartMonday #
- .RT @GhostGinger: @Meg_Va i love when my boobs fall out. That shit brings all the boys to the yard. #
- .@OWHnews From the text I would’ve thought John was having a press conference, When I see Bo’s name I tune out though. #IHeartMonday #
- Ladies & Gentlemen, we have Operation (redacted) on tap for today. #IHeartMonday #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Rose Royce – Car Wash #IHeartMonday #
- I just got a double double & I ain’t playing basketball. #breakfast #IHeartMonday #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Walter Murphy & The Big Apple Band – A Fifth Of Beethoven #IHeartMonday #
- I’ve completed Step 1 for the @Wipeout Casting Call for Season VI. #IHeartMonday https://t.co/wtpcViT3 #
- It feels like my fingers grew overnight. #IHeartMonday #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Marshall Tucker Band – Heard It In A Love Song #IHeartMonday #
- .@CBSNews has Original Reporting, those folks over at @nbcnews & @abc have the news on repeat from 2 years ago. #IHeartMonday #
- Thanks for following #VernonJ on twitter @aggemini08 @TheIndependent5 @help_your_self #IHeartMonday #
- Thanks for following #VernonJ on twitter. @best_directory @tdkinser @SarahAWellman @MikeVTW @hoffman_alex @janitorbasins #IHeartMonday #
- Thanks for following #VernonJ on twitter. @paveMEANT1 @marcylauren @Mookie94 @AcmeControls @jf_virtual @azukahosting #IHeartMonday #
- It’s 10.01 who’s #dancing with me? @Rated_LEXXX @rystle @Dean_AdMan_Todd @MJsLittleBird #IHeartMonday #
- .RT @mutualofomaha: 3 in 10 households in the US are uninsured and 1/2 say they need more #LifeInsurance via @LIMRA http://t.co/ixBTYU1E #
- Sorry feel that way, but #TooBad their mouth their rule. #IHeartMonday RT @hireece: #WaysToIrritateMe this! http://t.co/mxVIHpW9 #
- Why yes it does. #IHeartModnay RT @culvers: 🙂 RT @maxwinebrenner: Wow @culvers just responded to me. Does that count as a promotion? #
- .@Rated_LEXXX Okay, I thought you were going to sleep at 18.00, enjoy your #nap #IHeartMonday #
- MT @janecepotter: I have zero patience for people who don’t begin meetings on time… especially when I had to be on time! #
- .@KOSMOSNET What does #Greece than they are #Texas #IHeartModnay #
- .@Rated_LEXXX Well we’ve got 8 hours before that happens. #IHeartModnay #
- .@CRAVEamerica There are XIII options. #Omaha #MondayTrivia #IHeartModnay #
- .@GrouponOmaha is offering 1/2 off flowers from Piccolo’s Florist. $40 worth of flowers from JUST $20. I like flowers. #IHeartMonday #
- YES they should. #Teens #IHeartMonday RT @mw55: Shouldn’t they just ask each other? http://t.co/SAko7tjh #
- Al Green – Love & Happiness http://t.co/hv4ptWi1 #NowPlaying #IHeartMonday #
- Post Edited: Twitter Updates for 2012-08-27 http://t.co/CExFt4RH #
- I haven’t read any journals from @JournalStarNews, good think I have a #incognito option. #IHeartMonday #
- .@thatcatstevie I think you have been hacked by StalkTrak? http://t.co/joWVa6PT #
- Good Morning & Happy #Monday #IHeartMonday (@ 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse) http://t.co/xDUk0dQ9 #
- .@Dean_AdMan_Todd @jamienickle @OmahaDriver @Mach1Broker Good Morning & Happy #Monday #IHeartMonday #