- .@JeremyHL Yes #Thursday means just III more days of work for some of us. The #weekend is here. #PewPewPew #
- I #Love YOU! http://t.co/OFvzk3Ie #
- this one is probably #TooSoon Damn Funny Texts, Submitted by JolieK – http://t.co/Q83nEj9R #NotYet #
- It’s called Morning Mist, but the lady said you could light it at night. What do I need to get from @LUVBBW #NotYet http://t.co/O5jplMzJ #
- IV guys standing around trying to analyze Debra. YOU ARE ALL WRONG! #NotYet http://t.co/mo0hWuZH #GetGlueHD #EverybodyLovesRaymond #
- .RT @Abstractals: Does anyone in #yeg know what these numerous creepy signs in Mill Creek might be about? http://t.co/i78HwONJ #
- The door is now locked, so no FUNNY business. #NotYet #
- This is the last time you will see this guy wearing PANTS! #NotYet http://t.co/Obm1pUOh #GetGlueHD #TheKingOfQueens #
- .@JeremyHL That was really good to read. How was your day? #NotYet #
- My happiness shield from @JeremyHL‘s #SocialNetwork – http://t.co/tNOa2zEC #NotYet #
- Dear #FutureWife if i asked would you get me a glass of diHydrogen Oxide? #NotYet #
- Thanks Sean & #BPD RT @OfcVest: Extra officers out on a DUI enforcement grant just got their first drunk driver off the streets at 21.00. #
- We are just 60 seconds past 22.00. #NotYet #
- .@danholke I don’t know her day. #NotYet #
- .@danholke Yes you can claim her talent came from you then. #NotYet #
- .@danholke Is she niece by #marriage #NotYet #
- Tree trimming in #August #NotYet http://t.co/yPuHOKWy #GetGlueHD @SuburgatoryABC #
- .RT @omastormchasers: Irving Faluuuuuu hits a solo homer in the 4th to bring the Chasers within two runs at 6-4. #
- X-Rays were negative. Well I guess that’s good, negative for what? #NotYet #
- Sitting down #relaxing #NotYet #
- I want Bunny! Let’s take her for a spin, top down to see what she can do. #NotYet http://t.co/UkxaK2tZ #GetGlueHD @ModernFam #
- Oh you can’t push & shove. #TooSoon #NotYet http://t.co/R0uMGyGu #GetGlueHD #OhSit #
- oh there can be physical contact. Musical Chairs just got WAY BETTER. #NotYet http://t.co/PcBNiX5E #GetGlueHD #OhSit #
- ROAD TRIP RT @OMGFacts: There is a place in Minnesota where you can drive a tank and smash cars! Check it out –> http://t.co/xW3snodL #
- What was the finger from Ogom to Brandon for? #NotYet http://t.co/PcBNiX5E #GetGlueHD #OhSit #
- .@LukeBryanOnline – #OhSit #039;s band is doing a terrible job of your song. Sorry you got paid for them to do this. #NotYet #
- That guy didn’t look like he was having a heart attack in that #commercial @alegenthealth #NotYet #
- I unlocked the Oh Sit Episode 3 sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/zJW9UWYI #
- Probably the best show on right now. #NotYet http://t.co/PcBNiX5E #GetGlueHD #OhSit #
- .@ebertchicago @gardencatlady Do you have a list of those 31 states? #NotYet #
- .@MaverickManiacs You would think that. #NotYet #
- .@MaverickManiacs Ugh #Windsor is in #Canada #NotYet #
- She awakens & it stark Raven mad. Seems right? #NotYet http://t.co/jUobuQjc #GetGlueHD @SnowWhite #
- I’m one of the cool kids with April & Brittany #NotYet (@ Old Dundee Bar and Grill w/ 3 others) http://t.co/7M0mqxVX #
- .@MaverickManiacs Are y’all stopping somewhere, or pushing though to make it to #Omaha tomorrow? #NotYet #
- .RT @MaverickManiacs: Gotta be honest… first mile not really living up to the Colorful #Colorado slogan… #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr Did you get your charger back? #NotYet #
- The Vernon J Daily is out! http://t.co/l8uWxRBM ▸ Top stories today via @Fergal #
- The forest of faries creeps me out. #NotYet http://t.co/x2XXuQLt #GetGlueHD @SnowWhite #
- .@MelissaFabina my swype recognizes your second name. #NotYet #
- ShoutOut to @minda33 from Lee RT @OmahaBaseball If you wondering why Wil Myers has been playing third base … http://t.co/d5o2vPed #NotYet #
- Unlike Ivana, I’m ready to serve. #JuryDuty – http://t.co/p10LqR9N #
- That’s a good #workout #NotYet @ Prairie Life Fitness http://t.co/3bFyqTE3 #
- Saw a friend. #NotYet (@ Dundee Neighborhood w/ 2 others) http://t.co/f6tsMz0u #
- Where’s Jim, Libbie, or Sean. I wanna go #pooling #NotYet (@ Peony Village Apts.) http://t.co/sclXrhIV #
- I don’t need no id here. #NotYet (@ Victoria’s Secret PINK) http://t.co/lpv1h6N9 #
- My shortest & best day of #work #Yahoo #NotYet (@ First Data) http://t.co/wdN8i00M #
- Who forgot their company & #Nebraska ID card? Me! Who might have an issue with me ‘#working’ today, First Data. #NotYet #
- I’m taking over. #NotYet (@ My Cube) http://t.co/4DEw9J6i #
- A good day to not buy anything. #NotYet (@ Westroads Mall w/ 3 others) http://t.co/0zvxfkAe #
- Getting me some #party fuel. #NotYet (@ Holiday Lounge) http://t.co/qdoAlZue #
- I just ousted @christinextine as the mayor of Holiday Lounge on @foursquare! http://t.co/Tvullv0h #
- #NotYet (@ Crossroads Mall) http://t.co/FR1SREIf #
- Zooming by on my #bike #NotYet (@ Memorial Park) http://t.co/pTrXV16S #
- #NotYet (@ Clarkson Park) http://t.co/hiNCrm6e #
- Clothes don’t make you look good, they enhance what you already have (plus #theLaw says you have to wear them). #NotYet #
- So know you know where babies come from. #NotYet http://t.co/zntC6S6F #
- How does that work? #NotYet RT @BarbieMarie92: I need a friend that as something else #
- #NotYet (@ Capitol Row Apartments) http://t.co/zbhXJqOg #
- .@stircove I say add a 5th show for #karaoke night. Saturday 09/30 or Thursday 10/04 #NotYet #
- .@cherryrockcandy That’s good to hear. #NotYet #
- .@cherryrockcandy Thanks for the RT. How is your day going? #NotYet #
- Post Edited: Twitter Updates for 2012-08-22 http://t.co/1bv489rj #
- .@MikeDiGiacomo Mama said Knock You Out, NOT shoot you. #NotYet #
- Let Harry be the example of NOT taking #pictures during strip billiards. #YouwillLearn #NotYet #
- Time to watch @DarciTierney & others on @OMAMorningBlend. Don’t spoil it for me OR ELSE! #NotYet #
- It’s #HighNoon & I’m wondering about this or that. #NotYet #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Eminem – Lose Yourself (Clean) #NotYet #
- Time for #breakfast YES I know, I did it in an incorrect order today. #NotYet #
- The Mayor’s in the house which mean, I’m NOT 1 day closer. #4sqProblems #NotYet grrrrrrrrr #
- I hope you don’t mind me using your #recycling bin. If you do, well #TooLate I’ll let you use the one I have. #NotYet #
- The park is quiet, kids must be in school. #NotYet (@ Gallagher Park) [pic]: http://t.co/h3lRuIOG #
- Helping @OFD1860 & @OmahaSalArmy out. #NotYet (@ Monroe Middle School) http://t.co/Txypn7O1 #
- .@mandywu I must’ve been hacked. How’ve you’ve been? #NotYet #
- I was going to show you some more of me. I’ll BRB. #NotYet #
- Apparently I have to add a #GooglePlus coverphoto. #NotYet #
- .@smallfrytx When you do meet your #FutureHusband he won’t mind the wrinkles he will love EVERYONE. #instagram #
- YES, #GooglePlus I do know ALL 6 of those people who are on Google+, but 2 of em don’t have a profile pictur http://t.co/eQNZAc11 #NotYet #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Baby Bash – Suga Suga #NotYet #
- .RT @inklesstales: May I just say, before I say good night? I think calling Wednesday “hump day” is kind of stupid. <grin> We can do better. #
- Yeah @webstagram changed their layout. This one is better. #NotYet #
- .RT @omahayp: Businesses don’t compete just in their backyards anymore. Think global. More at our Leadership Breakfast http://t.co/MR4pTZrG #
- I just got a #LinkedIn request from @mandywu, shall we be linked? I’m sending this one out to the people. #NotYet #
- .@inklesstales Did you discover the error you had on your twitter posts? I saw the same post maybe like 20 or more time. #NotYet #
- Good Morning & Happy #Wednesday #NotYet #
- It’s 10.00 & time to #dance http://t.co/ZkBUWe5v #NotYet #