- I think that takes care of my NON-private stuff for the day. Goode Night World. #Somebody #
- .@USA_Free_Press NOT if we want to take our country back. #Somebody #
- .@Dean_AdMan_Todd Thanks for the #RealPeople #ShoutOut #Somebody #
- .@ByHappyGoLicky Welcome to #instagram #Somebody #
- #Somebody http://t.co/QpFPTF7N @GetGlue @LateLateShowCBS #
- I’m catching up on #twitter now. Maybe some #instagram later. #Somebody #
- .@BenDarling_ Okay, good to hear. #Somebody #
- Happy #Thursday @ControlledChaos @TheRat_Pak @lindamclay @th_purpl_lady .@rystle @faydra_deon #Somebody #
- .@CraigyFerg Nice #socks #Somebody #
- .@ControlledChaos The limit for Small Claims Court is $5,00 in #VA http://t.co/n8ZYjOiu #IfYou #
- .@ControlledChaos Did you sign legal paperwork when you started renting? v #
- I think the *news* cycle is funny. OH is that a ‘new’ story. I saw that more than 36 hours ago. #Time is of the essence. #IfYou #
- .@ControlledChaos Oh that’s an easy lawsuit, hard to get the money though. Is it a landlord/tenant dispute? #IfYou #
- .@IDoThat2 Why do you still have a house phone? #wastingMoney (unless there are children or older individuals) #IfYou #
- .@ControlledChaos You can usually go down to the district court & file a claim. Is it above $2,000 claime? #PeopleSuck #IfYou #
- Guess who got a #history lesson today? #VernonJ compliments of @chiarraigrrl #IfYou #
- .@katiekschubert Nice, you should change your profile picture. #
- .@programmerman The “Call” button, was the callee a she. #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr Okay, you can call me Vernon J, or Vernon. No need to be #formal #IfYou #
- I’m washing the #dishes #IfYou #
- Honey, I’m #home #IfYou (@ Vernon J’s Magic Shop) http://t.co/Q0d4CU7J #
- There’s the moon, I found it. #IfYou http://t.co/dGB483b1 #
- #IfYou (@ Sexyville) http://t.co/ItlKiwWP #
- The bug zapper makes me #smile #IfYou #
- .@programmerman Who were you shy with? #IfYou #
- .@OmaStormChasers you went from 5-0 to 5-3. #VernonJ disapointed. #IfYou #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr it looks fine. Does Eddie work at the theatre? #IfYou #
- $4.99 @ Bag ‘N Save http://t.co/JToutLwv #
- I got #crap in my nasal cavity. #IfYou #
- .@darealgthang they had #ribs tonight. #IfYou #
- The Vernon J Daily is out! http://t.co/l8uWxRBM ▸ Top stories today via @TheMiniChad @realtormatthew @rockiesbuzztap #
- .@sarahbuxton Clearly he doesn’t care what you smell like. He’ll sleep with you (again). #IfYou #
- Did You Know: lormer Maverick Tyler Cloyd leads the Triple-A International League with a 2.11 ERA for the @IronPigs this yea. #OMavsBaseball #
- I’m pretty sure the @FedEx guy just went #WhooHoo #IfYou #
- Dear #FutureWife come take me away. The #NWS has issued some kinda warning or other. #DontCare I’ve seen rain. #IfYou http://t.co/fXM0N6To #
- .@BenDarling_ Is that family yours? #IfYou #
- Thanks @OmahaPolice for keeping US #safe on 36th & Cuming St today. We #appeciate it. #IfYou #
- #IfYou (@ Westroads Mall) http://t.co/rVCfRDZU #
- Lemonade for sale $ 0.25 #IfYou (@ Dundee Neighborhood) http://t.co/2FgqDf8h #
- For the #Camry this time. #IfYou (@ Phillips 66) http://t.co/WXpZep94 #
- #IfYou (@ The Salvation Army) http://t.co/4YQBQ4aH #
- The @sprint network isn’t good here. #
- In regards to #ChildAbuse It’s Not ok to mind your own business. Join us & donate a tweet here – http://t.co/IYsjFpxK #DT @helpspreadthis #
- #IfYou (@ Timbercreek Pool) http://t.co/GKMyimnS #
- .@activateomaha What’s the end points of the connector trail? #biking in #Omaha #IfYou #
- .RT @activateomaha Thank you to the NRD and other funders for helping get this trail going! #
- .RT @cmo1480 Lots of people over @Southomaha trail! Specially @completlykids @prmcatee @activateomaha and other!! http://t.co/Mxi2fydg #
- It’s #HighNoon & I’m serving #lunch #IfYou #
- Stop II #IfYou (@ Timberidge Apartments) http://t.co/Lj2ccTDV #
- #IfYou (@ Mercy Crestview Village) http://t.co/AcPUGqKf #
- It’s 10.00 & time to #dance http://t.co/J8DLLxmg #IfYou #
- #IfYou (@ Phillips 66) http://t.co/BIev1Jc6 #
- .@omahapolitics Okay, what is the name of your realtime key logger on my laptop. I just posted that. #omahapolitics #IfYou #
- IF you didn’t know what Cosmo means, @OWHnews breaks it down for you in another failure by the OPS school board. http://t.co/rYFQ6nfk #IfYou #
- #IfYou (@ Joslyn Castle) http://t.co/ShRb4gsI #
- #IfYou http://t.co/qDvIHPFK @GetGlue #Breakfast #
- Good Morning & Happiest NOW to you all. @Atomic_Honey @RockmebabyTV @sookietex @FLGemini67 #HappyNewDay #ExtraAtomicLove #IfYou #
- Post Edited: Quotes from the World for Tuesday 07/24/MMXII http://t.co/PDdqMX9a #
- .@LordZee The link in #previoustweet is broken. #Lebanon #political #prostitution #IfYou #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying John Cougar Mellencamp – Small Town #IfYou #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Whitney Houston – Saving All My Love For You #IfYou #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Billy Joel – Tell Her About It #IfYou #
- .RT @HypnoPeter: I think someone objected to 50 Shades of Grey. I found this on the display in WH Smiths lol http://t.co/Km49sqCh #
- RE: @washingtonscene Ben Nelson – Wyoming, let me give you one piece of advice. Don’t screw with your state when it i… http://t.co/tT2YsHbB #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Styx – Babe (Radio Edit) #MetricTon #
- #IfYou (@ Clarkson Park) http://t.co/iXTRJ0l5 #
- Is there a #song with the lyrics ‘We Took it to the house’ or am I just making up lyrics? #IfYou #
- Good Morning & Happy #Wednesday #IfYou #
- We are 5 mins away, Just 5 mins till #SunRise #