- #MetricTon (@ 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse) http://t.co/SnnQrbl4 #
- .@omahajoe say’s We’ve #failed (@V180Media) & that’s not a bad thingk. http://t.co/tYL3vRuv Are you that brave? #MetricTon #
- .@lasertron I’m not #married yet. But I always ask them What’s your favorite charity. Its a BETTER gift. #MetricTon #
- .@DTRoastSession Dakota I probably won’t see my #FutureWife tomorrow. #IHeartMonday #NeverKnow though. #
- See #FutureWife I do have AT LEAST 1 thing I can improve on. http://t.co/UBINYGw6 #IHeartMonday & #NeverGonnaSwim #FWP #OwnIt #
- Need a Pinch #Swimmer RT @Wipeout If I was on Wipeout, I would… http://t.co/ftF78bMP #IHeartMonday #
- I got Your Ice, Ice, Baby. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/rnyOjQBZ #
- Apparently I just learned how to speak ‘Chinese’ or something that is just funny noises. #IHeartMonday #WholePackage #
- .@MelissaOnline Bonum Nocte Melissa. Optimum vult Tuesday. #IHeartMonday #
- Who wants to have a 04.00 #Olympic watch party? #Swimming Cycling, #BeachVolleyball #Volleyball & #Rowing GO USA! #IHeartMonday #
- Kid ‘N Play – Ain’t Gonna Hurt Nobody #NowPlaying #IHeartMonday #
- Hopefully @omahapolice & @shotspotter can get them. RT @Blisser: 14 shots fired at 39th and Sprague. #Scannrr #Omaha #
- But I must #sing Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way #NowPlaying & #singing #IHeartMonday #
- As the saying goes, there is a time in a #Mans Life when A Man’s Gotta do What a Man’s Gotta do. #GoodeNight #IHeartMonday #
- .RT @IDoThat2: Try to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream. #
- Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit #NowPlaying #rest #
- Honey, I’m #home #IHeartMonday (@ Vernon J’s Magic Shop) http://t.co/OM1VJeKC #
- Are you XXVI & still go by #pookey We NEED #ToTalk #IHeartMonday #
- I have a #HashTag problem. #IHeartMonday #
- Does anyone want to be my Guest #blogger for My Evening Report? #IHeartMonday #
- Dear #Beijing #London #039;s gonna #BringIt #Olympic #OpeningCeremonies YES I’ll be at #work but my #PVR will be recording. #IHeartMonday #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr depends how short, but not a deal breaker. Hair does grow, at least that’s what I hear on #TheStreet #IHeartMonday #
- .@OmarElkins Omar, how COULD YOU! What would your Mom think? #creatine #IHeartMonday #
- .@jennekenbeer I stand at the airport & greet ladies who don’t have a ring on it. LOL #IHeartMonday #
- I’m pretty sure this is #bad BUT I’m not #Judging http://t.co/rjegzpMt #IHeartMonday #
- .@Chantale_1 Goode Night Chantale! #
- .@Mavpuck Gosh I read these stories & feel bad for them all. but #AlexSullivan #039;s #Birthday was that day. #IHeartMonday #
- .@i80equipment Am I in the daily? #IHeartMonday #
- What is the polite way to say. #YouWereAMoran http://t.co/bc6SQLuV #IHeartMonday #
- .03 seconds left for Brent. I’m SO GLAD he made it. #TeamBrent #IHeartMonday http://t.co/s70xQhwN @GetGlue @ninjawarrior #
- .RT @Chantale_1: Weather network say Severe Thunderstorm warning.. I will Believe it when it happens. #
- .@TaraLanda Those are the 4 WORST words, even if it isn’t after a #breakup #4WordsAfterABreakUp #IHeartMonday #
- .@danelle I saw your teaser on ‘The #News YOU can trust’ cause I don’t trust them. #IHeartMonday #AwesomeSauce #
- ‘Used Car Marketing Manager’ Why you trying to sound special Drew? #IHeartMonday http://t.co/OIwoDhIA @GetGlue @ninjawarrior #
- @funnytexts_ http://t.co/WrqVA2c1 IF I could #ChangeYou it would be #YourConfidence #IHeartMonday #
- .@danelle You got RT’d by #KMTV you should be proud. They usually don’t work with twitter. Just fb to twitter. #IHeartMonday #
- American Ninja WARRIOR! #IHeartMonday http://t.co/s70xQhwN @GetGlue @ninjawarrior #
- .@Atomic_Honey & @FSBull Thanks for the #ShoutOut s), I know I had a good day. How Bout You? #ExtraAtomicLove #IHeartMonday #
- I don’t #brake #dance for #Mormans #IHeartMonday #
- #IHeartMonday (@ University of Nebraska at Omaha) http://t.co/Rnffuj0G #
- #IHeartMonday (@ Village Pointe w/ 4 others) http://t.co/L4i0v5tA #
- Here to help Acela as a Captain. #IHeartMonday (@ Tuffy Auto Service Centers) http://t.co/vz3Rridz #
- The Vernon J Daily is out! http://t.co/l8uWxRBM ▸ Top stories today via @EmBuxton @omahadailynews #
- #IHeartMonday (@ Millard North High School) http://t.co/vtAFtb75 #
- #IHeartMonday (@ Casual Male XL) http://t.co/XVYDw57Q #
- .RT @DairyQueen: July 26 is #MiracleTreatDay $1 or more of every Blizzard® Treat sold goes to CMN Hospitals. http://t.co/4vDhsKUq #
- .@ChrisYoungMusic Sorry you have to fly Chris. #IHeartMonday #
- .@J_G_II My neighbor hung up on us. #IHeartMonday She has my laptop. #
- I can still play another game. #IHeartMonday #
- yeah, we are all tied-up at 8. #cheater #NHL2k9. #
- Look at Dan & #VernonJ being made famous by The best-of-Nebraska. cc @danholke & @beautyfirst_NE #IHeartMonday #
- ,@kimisaurus_rawr But you are living the #GoodLife #IHeartMonday #
- .@Isitthattime I didn’t get any. #Angry #IHeartMonday #
- I’m #ROTFLMAO my neighbor is funny. #IHeartMonday #
- .@Isitthattime So what did you cook? #IHeartMonday #
- .@ArleneTaveroff Arelene, I think http://t.co/azGsHeNO does that. #OwnIt #IHeartMonday #
- Right at 140 characters, I didn’t get my trailer on there though. #IHeartMonday #
- RT @UNO_Basketball: NET will carry the NE H.S. ASG tonight at 8…Watch for a feature on incoming freshman Jalen Bradley at halftime! #OMavs #
- .MT @sarahbuxton: 9:45 tonight in the alley behind drifters, there is a cool place called The Building. Bring $10 and come see @Skylinemotel #
- Just $0.57 at @OmahaBuckys for a Delicious Ice Cold @Pepsi #IHeartMonday (@ Bucky’s Express #40 http://t.co/vvN4wJcm #
- It can take up to 730 days for your brain to become toxic free from drugs. #DrugsAreBad #IHeartMonday http://t.co/9Y6oNZir @GetGlue @DrPhil #
- I don’t like being a manipulative person, probably what a manipulative person would say. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/9Y6oNZir @GetGlue @DrPhil #
- .RT @action3news: Fire Fighters Battle Intense Heat During Record 105°: http://t.co/EMil36JC #
- It appears that the mom ALSO needs some work. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/eWP5jqk2 @GetGlue @DrPhil #
- .RT @Neighbrhoodctr: One reason to jbelong to a #neighborhood association is to make a positive contribution to your #community #
- .RT @Deb_Meyer: The Best U.S. Cities for Retiring On $100 a Day – Yahoo! Finance – http://t.co/9Dnp4jZO #
- .RT @OWHnews: Iowa Police want to talk to a paddle boater who was on the lake 10 days ago where two Iowa cousins – http://t.co/ZENw0TEj #
- ICYMI I’m the twelfth reason. #IHeartMonday #
- The Pop Traveler: Eleven OTHER reasons to visit Omaha! – http://t.co/mMyaEWf2 from Robert @RamHatter. #IHeartMonday #
- Indoor Horse Riding Fitness Equipment Video – http://t.co/g1y8ujBM I don’t understand what they are saying, BUT watch it. #IHeartMonday #
- What, did you #celebrate too early? http://t.co/ESdkEABK #HaHa #IHeartMonday #
- .@sarahbuxton Congrats #MTB #IHeartMonday #
- .RT @sarahbuxton: Whole foods is expensive, I know. Local CSA’s are a great way to get affordable, in season, local . http://t.co/0XZXVdoH #
- .RT @omaharedcross There is still an EMERGENCY need for blood donations! Who’s got an appointment? http://t.co/pgoCqIKv #
- Now I can take a #nap #IHeartMonday #
- I called it. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/kWtMksyD @GetGlue @LetsMakeDealCBS #
- Pick Door II #IHeartMonday http://t.co/kWtMksyD @GetGlue @LetsMakeDealCBS #
- Jeffery is only 64. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/vJ4ytMcT @GetGlue @LetsMakeDealCBS #
- Getting #laundry done. #IHeartMonday (@ duds n suds) http://t.co/EOIk0Tzu #
- KXVO calls out @KETV‘s #Thorhttp //www.youtube.com/watch?v=STrtF_T3LKQ #IHeartMonday #
- .@JustPlainMeg Meg it looks like you need to get some extra containers. #bananas #IHeartMonday #
- .@myscratchoffs My day has been fine so far. How about you? #IHeartMonday #
- .@sookietex I am. I’m one of the grateful ones to have the same level of functioning I did as the day before. #IHeartMonday #
- .@rsr1424 @rsullivanlaw @DinaJ @FSBull @AmyLynnOrg @Emsxiety @XrsizeAnn @JaneGotshalk @JudybellesLife @LisaFromMT Hillo & Happy #Monday #
- .@moodysimon So what are you wearing? #bellytopsfromthe90s #zeroshame #IHeartMonday #
- . @Lynsm7 That is days of mess, how could that person do that/live with it? #IHeartMonday #
- .@ControlledChaos You aren’t suppose to have your glasses on in bed, I’m guessing you were doing something besides sleeping? #IHeartMonday #
- .@Lynsm7 Whose mess it that? #IHeartMonday #
- Maybe I can just get by with shorts? #IMakeTheRules #IHeartMonday #
- .@sookietex Good Afternoon, how was your morning? #IHeartMonday #
- .RT @omavs: Former UNO All-American Pinar Saka will compete for Turkey in the 2012 Olympic Summer Games. Good luck,… http://t.co/Fupha2Sm #
- Don’t forget that any twitter posts by #VernonJ until 14.30 on #Tuesday are yours. #OwnIt #IHeartMonday #
- .RT @lasertron: #ff everyone I follow #
- .@DarcyKieran It’s not that hot here, just he right tempature for Monday 07/23/V3.3 #IHeartMonday #
- I have to get #dressed to do #laundry #FirstWorldProblems #IHeartMonday #
- Watching Episode 27. Penny what you are seeing seems wrong. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/mBnVBsj8 @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS #
- .@DarcyKieran I’m here, what is going on? #IHeartMonday #
- .@ControlledChaos Yeah Burlington Trailways is replacing the @greyhound routes, but @megabus is cheaper. #IHeartMonday #
- It’s #HighNoon & the day is just a wii bit gone. What have you done? #
- .@megabus was #TooMuch for .@GreyhoundBus in #Omaha http://t.co/LZ69w2WV #IHeartMonday #
- .RT @LeavenworthSt: Great points by @MarkSteynOnline re “You didn’t build that.” http://t.co/NkCwqKto #
- .@Woehater I can do that. #IHeartMonday #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Kenny Chesney – Feel Like A Rock Star (Radio Edit) (Feat. Tim McGraw) #IHeartMonday #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Kevin Sharp – Nobody Knows #IHeartMonday #
- .@MaverickManiacs Welcome back. #IHeartMonday #
- .@Isitthattime How did you break your nose? #IHeartMonday #
- I wonder what Kevin did about XIII years ago. http://t.co/DKaMf7ZF #IHeartMonday #
- .@Woehater Good Morning, #VernonJ is just getting ready to make #breakfast What do you want? #IHeartMonday #
- We are having a bake sale tomorrow at work. Do I give them the best or a B+ effort? #IHeartMonday #
- #IHeartMonday (@ Joslyn Castle) http://t.co/ElQb7IzE #
- .RT @OmahaSalArmy: Sizzling temperatures keep cooling centers open all week from 8am – 8pm. Three locations, 3612… http://t.co/TQpXHKQH #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Keith Urban – Who Wouldn’t Wanna Be Me (Radio Edit) #IHeartMonday #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Jana Kramer – Why Ya Wanna #IHeartMonday #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying The Band Perry – Postcard From Paris #IHeartMonday #
- Chad, #YouDidntBuildIt someone else does the truck driving. #IHeartMonday http://t.co/zTLuD5GE @GetGlue @TPIR_CBS #
- It’s 10.00 & time to #dance http://t.co/91qAhUmh #IHeartMonday #
- #IHeartMonday (@ Clarkson Park) http://t.co/PcSE82b6 #
- When you read the ‘news’ & then when you read ‘the story’ you get upset. You gotta stop reading the #news #IHeartMonday #
- Good Morning & Happy Monday, #Albany AlabamaMontgomery #
- .@KMTV_DeanneB Nice BRAND NEW hairstyle. #VernonJ likes it. Good Morning & Happy #Monday #IHeartMonday #
- We are 5 mins away, Just 5 mins till #SunRise #IHeartMonday #
- #IHeartMonday (@ 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse) http://t.co/lCxruAAt #