- I'm at Joslyn Castle (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/4dMhYMDd #
- Now this is cool. My name is Vernon J, I want to get to know you better. Let's get something at the cafe. #FNP #
- Even though I can't see you face, never met you. You're still #pretty #really #REALLY #FNP #
- Well this is where I call it thee end. 24 hours & 41 mins of the #weekend are gone. 47 hours & 19 mins to go. #FNP #
- .@bFrish7 Okay, how was your week? #FNP #
- .@Joel_Valdez Call Me Baby is by Justin, Call Me Maybe is by Carly. #FNP #
- .@mydearela Did they show you how to use a #WebBrowswer #FNP #
- .@bFrish7 So are you enjoy the #music right now or enjoying the #lyrics right now? #FNP #
- Thanks @JohnMurante @ucdbizalumni & @inventingalex for following #VernonJ on twitter. #FNP #
- .@bekiweki You got insurance right? It is just a #beautiful #sunset. 🙂 #FNP #
- .RT @bekiweki: @nicknewman801 @th_purpl_lady "Aren't you going to open your present?" "If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset." #
- How does my #back look? #FNP http://t.co/90EdIwEH #
- I guess I can take off these stupid articles of #clothes #FNP #
- .@rystle I call that #Monday #Tuesday #Wednesday #Thursday #Friday #Saturday #Sunday #FNP #
- .@th_purpl_lady Did you just watch it? #INSANITY #FNP #
- I just #lol at @Wipeout . This show would be so much better to watch with someone. #FNP #
- .@tori17912082 OR at least she could be? #0529 #FNP #
- .RT @tori17912082: In case you were wondering… You were everything to me … #
- .@activateomaha Can I just ride my #bike to @JonesBrosCc & save 15%? #FNP #
- .@Joel_Valdez Isn't it call me Baby tonight? #
- Army you have to make it to the @Wipeout #WipeoutZone #FNP #
- .@1DOnMyMind2 Wait, you don't have that #calendar thing? Starts about the same time, give or take a 1/4 of a day. #FNP #
- .@sara_kurowski13 I'll take one for the team. What did you have for #dinner #FNP #
- .RT @sara_kurowski13: I HATE WHEN THE ONLY PERSON I WANT TO TALK TO FALLS ASLEEP. #
- It's here, Happy #FNP @boogeyyy @JasonPromotesU @Yueesei @LauriesPops @Poet_Carl_Watts @ASAUSASoftball @Kansas29Fan @rystle #
- This is a pretty good stunt. @Wipeout #2ndShifters #
- .@JennyJohnsonHi5 That's a great song #SlowHand #2ndShifters #
- I want Megan though @wipeout #2ndShifters #
- .@brandonpetersen http://t.co/si4E3rRH What's with the blondes look? #2ndShifters #
- Some games you just have to do in person. #2ndShifters @funnytexts_ – http://t.co/QFzFyPgE #
- Megan O'Conner does have some nice guns. #2ndShifters #
- .@AshleyLaur Is the good air still not working? #2ndShifters #
- .@jennifernettles I didn't watch you on #Duets (but saw a few seconds before @Wipeout ) I like your curly hair. Please don't straighten it. #
- Yes it did record. #2ndShifters #
- Time to watch this week's @Wipeout I hope it recorded. #2ndShifters #
- .@rachelq82 You'be got a #shoutout on The Official Blog of Vernon J. http://t.co/5piKUX3G #2ndShifters #
- .@ControlledChaos Have you been to my place, anyone who gets in has to call & if the 'right' person calls she gets a free pass #
- The door is also #locked SO no #funny business. #2ndShifters #
- Honey, I'm #home #2ndShifters (@ Vernon J's Magic Shop) http://t.co/OJrYC3Kp #
- .@JulieBlackmon 14.30 to 23.00 #2Shifters #
- My Italian voice sounds a lot like my tiger voice, which is different from my regular voice. Just 2 voices #2ndShifters #
- .@jennnewton_ How about Italian? #teamUSA #2ndShifters #
- Guess I'll check my TWO #voicemails I have. #Thanks for leaving them. #2ndShifters #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr Yeah in about 2.5 hours. I hope you slept well, cause when you read this I'll still be #sleeping #2ndShifters #
- .@jennnewton_ I'll think about it. #TeamUSA #2ndShifters #
- .@MaverickManiacs & @controlledchaos read this comments, they gave the random guy hell. http://t.co/z1U94xPR #2ndShifters Good Evening #
- .@jennnewton_ Okay, so since the @NBA trades are happening, who do I cheer for? #2ndShifters #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr I left my hs diploma in Kalamazoo. But still got the good one. #unomaha How's your day? #2ndShifter #
- #2ndShifter (@ First Data) http://t.co/P598hjKA #
- #2ndShifter (@ Dairy Queen) http://t.co/riw268rn #
- The Vernon J Daily is out! http://t.co/l8uWxRBM â–¸ Top stories today via @JessicaHanson #
- Oh yeah, getting my G of GTL on. Already did L today, T tonight? #2ndShifters (@ IThinkFit Gym) http://t.co/PtktojkC #
- I made a funny #2ndShifters more info at http://t.co/azGsHeNO later today. #2ndShifters #
- Dear #spiders there ARE NO #free rides on me. You have to buy me #flowers first. #2ndShifters #
- *breaking news* Mitt may choose a lady or a man as his running mate & other stories. #2ndShifters #
- I got @sprint #4G but no #3G Therefore my phone doesn't access the data. 10910 Mill Valley Rd Omaha, NE cc @SprintCares #
- I'm at Victoria's Secret PINK (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/yz4HtaAB #
- .@i80equipment yup #2ndShifters #
- #2ndShifters (@ Lee & Helene Sapp Fieldhouse) http://t.co/7jIw6xaD #
- I just ousted Melyssa D. as the mayor of Lee & Helene Sapp Fieldhouse on @foursquare! http://t.co/DN0qyyyK #
- .@i80equipment My next day off is #Saturday 07/13 & that is also Sandy's #Birthday #2ndShifters #
- .@jennnewton_ Is your #birthday in #7MoreDays #2ndShifters #
- .@jennnewton_ Here I am rocking my @Miranda_Lambert #RanFans shirt. I don't forgive you. #2ndShifters #
- .@i80equipment Wait who had #Wednesday off? I'm doing well. #YOSO #2ndShifters #
- .@jennnewton_ YES I was. #2ndShifters #
- .@i80equipment That's okay, you can still post on twitter. How was the 1st IV days of the week? #2ndShifters #
- Well do ya'll? RT @CollegeHumor: Ladies love a man who smells like cheese and sour cream: http://t.co/i97t9bDy #
- .@jennnewton_ Well it ain't broke. #2ndShifters #
- Missy Elliott – Get Ur Freak On (Edit) #NowPlaying #2ndShifters #
- *breaking news* all my clothes are put away. Reports for the 18.00 news from @leannemorman6, @Action3Matthews, & @hoffman_alex #2ndShifters #
- #2ndShifters (@ Bucky's Express #40 http://t.co/oUB1sgcS #
- Basket 1 of 2, load 1 of 3. #laundry We get #freshly laundred sheets tonight. #2 @ Clarkson Residence Hall http://t.co/EblFIZ3t #
- Folding Clothes & reading #blogs #2ndShifters Its Just What I do. #
- A. this girl does not know how to red directons, B. She's totally screwing up the machines. #2ndShifters #
- .@kerrybob wants to debate @DebFischer2012 on #HealthCare I'm sure that'll come up at @NEStateFair #debate #2Shifters #
- It's #HighNoon & I'm doing #laundry #
- The #laundry will take care of itself I'm #reading on my @bnbuzz nook. #2Shifters http://t.co/DBh20E8V @GetGlue #Birdman #
- .@AmitKarnani #TweetingSince 3 years 10 months, & 15 days for #VernonJ #2Shifters #
- Cyndi Lauper – Girls Just Wanna Have Fun #NowPlaying via @SuperHItsKGOR #2Shifters #
- Doing our #laundry #2ndShifters (@ duds n suds) http://t.co/xZYWkD2Q #
- .@FeedPaulLewis Not if they have #respect #2Shifters #
- .RT @CarrieWilkerson: if you can't get excited about WHAT you do for a living…get excited about WHO you do it for! #family #charity #
- .@EvilMikeTomlin Well then Jeremy Lin doesn't want to play #basketball #2Shifters #
- .@FeedPaulLewis Oh so they are taking their pejudice & insecurities & reflecting them on him. #sad #2ndShifters #
- I should put on some #shoes #2ndShifters #
- .@FeedPaulLewis who CARES if he is #homosexual #2ndShifters #
- My #belt is ON! #2ndShifters #
- Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock – It Takes Two #NowPlaying #2ndShifters #
- Juvenile – Back That Thang Up (Clean Radio Edit) #NowPlaying #2ndShifters #
- Anyone want me to do your #laundry I do fabric softener & dryer sheets. #2ndShifters #
- Next – Wifey #NowPlaying #2ndShifters #
- .RT @NEHumaneSociety: If your pet is currently missing you can fill out an online lost report: http://t.co/ZO3vnUhY #
- .@Lynsm7 That's funny. #2ndShifters #
- .RT @Lynsm7: #analmovies Look Who's Talking Poo #
- Freedom is…having your own take on freedom – http://t.co/Qu9RHpQJ from @kt_writes #2ndShifters #
- Jay-Z – Hard Knock Life (The Ghetto Anthem)(Single Version Clean) #NowPlaying #2ndShifters #
- This is #freshly painted, #TrustMe http://t.co/uwM1HV7d #2ndShifters #
- #ACA explained to a 5 year old. http://t.co/8kr4Ts9m #2ndShifters #
- .@Hulign YUP, it's crazy to think that is something to look forward too. #
- I unlocked the The Big Bang Theory sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/woSxcKD8 #
- .@Possessionista Uh both? #2ndShifters #
- Waking up to the bongos being played #RoommateIssues that I don't have. #2ndShifters http://t.co/mBnVBsj8 @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS #
- .@MikeDiGiacomo Katie, this Chris guy has a slightly better chance then I do. #Hope #2ndShifters #
- .@JulieBlackmon What happened? #2ndShifters #
- .RT @IdStandOnThat: A mind is a terrible thing to close. #
- It's how we do it. 10.00 & its time to #dance http://t.co/w1d9B2wf #
- A perfectly cooked #waffle for me. Your's is in the machine. #2ndShifters http://t.co/FyTMB2RO #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Bone Thugs-N-Harmony f/Shatasha Williams – Thuggish Ruggish Bone #2Shifters #
- .@mw55 No they are #crepes & break it off. #2Shifters #
- Someone is (& could be) having #waffles for #breakfast #2Shifters #
- All my #dishes are washed & I don't have #IceCream grrrrrr #2Shifters #
- Oh my #HighSchool days. Luniz – I Got 5 On It. #NowPlaying #1994 #1995 #1996 #1997 #1998 #2Shifters #
- .@vandazhang Even if it isn't right. do it your way. #2Shifters #
- Look Over Hear I'm #dancing Look Over There She's #dancing Let's meet in the middle. #2Shifters #
- .RT @NEGOP: We are proud to host Nebraska native @SenJonKyl as Keynote Speaker for the 2012 Convention next Saturday in Grand Island. #NESEN #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Whodini – Friends #2Shifters #
- #VernonJ is #NowPlaying Sean Paul – Gimme The Light (Buzz Riddim) #2Shifters #
- .@LifeWithoutLim2 That's too bad. #2Shifters #
- #2ndShifters (@ 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse) http://t.co/u0NPUuQL #
- .RT @OmahaSalArmy: Catch the Kids Cruisin' Kitchen this summer! The collaboration between Us, @HFHeartland … http://t.co/1iWGYbXq #
- Does anyone want to go audition at @nfmtweets on Saturday from 16.00 to 19.00 to audition for @AmazingRace_CBS #2Shifters #
- .@SATHER87 How did the #interview go? #2Shifters #
- .@MikeDiGiacomo Chris who, Chris who? #2Shifters #
- I'm sitting on the floor. #2Shifters #
- .@LauraLeeMTV Enjoy @OMAMorningBlend. @MaryNelsonOmaha & @MikeDiGiacomo aregood people. #2Shifters #
- Good Morning & Happy #Thursday everyone. Does anyone have any #news they want to share? #2Shifters #
- #2ndShifters (@ Clarkson Park) http://t.co/LrPCDlVp #
- The sun will be up in 5 mins, 5 mins till #Sunrise #