- I KNOW who you are, you better approve me. #instagram #HappyJuly #
- I don’t think this flash light is heavy enough to knock anyone out. Can I get a volunteer? #HappyJuly #
- .@__itsbrittbxtch That didn’t #inspire me. #HappyJuly cc @vicT0Riious #
- One of us is going to #bed now. the 1st one to guess who gets ….. (wait for it) #HappyJuly #
- .@mandywu What time you have to be up. at least it isn’t guns. #HappyJuly #
- .RT @TaraLanda: HATERS what are u getting out of it…lol wow #
- .@SandGripper #nah probably gets terrible gas mileage, plus where would I put the car seats? #HappyJuly #
- You know that #moment when you thought you were following someone @bortner but you weren’t? #ProblemSolver #HappyJuly #
- .@NickHGarrison I’m going to leave it to professionals. #HappyJuly #
- .@BriSeon_ Wha, Wha, did you get another job? #
- .@Sean_Munger I got some *breaking news* it is STILL #hot & @johnmurante isn’t afraid to tell us about it. #HappyJuly #
- .@rickymartin – She Bangs #NowPlaying http://t.co/wOpw28G5 #HappyJuly #
- .@SheilaBrummer Anthony did it right here in #Omaha @anthonyervin #SwimTrials12 #London2012 #HappyJuly GREAT story. Hope you get that medal #
- You know when you say ‘that looks nice on you’ you could be #lying but when I say I’ll #marry you its #TheTruth #HappyJuly #JustSayin #
- .@MelissaFabina http://t.co/jW6Zf92j Marc Anthony – I Need to Know. #NowPlaying #HappyJuly #
- .@danelle is nice & makes stuff for her #coWorkers I won’t ‘say’ any names. Alex. #cough #HappyJuly #
- .@NickHGarrison Nice play on #lyrics #HappyJuly #
- Snickers. RT @Brad_Howington: What’s your flavor? http://t.co/l1kt4o8G #HappyJuly #
- See my #hips in your grill & other #crappy songs on #BET #HappyJuly #
- .@Appalachianlass When I jump off the bridge, you can’t have my #laptop #HappyJuly #
- .@BriSeon_ Did you go to #work #HappyJuly #
- .@JonesBrosCc http://t.co/bcN62K0X #YourTurn #Challenge #HappyJuly #
- Hoeny, I’m #home #HappyJuly (@ Vernon J’s Magic Shop) http://t.co/DXYOvQWC #
- .@omahajoe We are always looking for something new. Gotta keep moving. #HappyJuly #
- http://t.co/fwPrmiW6 We found the other ‘not so smart’ person of the day. #HappyJuly #
- .@sookietex Goode Night. #HappyJuly #
- .@LifeWithoutLim2 This #VernonJ don’t #facebook #HappyJuly #
- .@jennnewton_ You never indicated how your day was, even though there have been 10 since then. #HappyJuly #
- I’m channeling my ‘inner #homie #039;, okay, I’m channeling YOUR inner #homie cause I’m not one. #HappyJuly #
- .@LauraLeeMTV PEACH, #WhatsTheGame #HappyJuly #
- .@Appalachianlass No you can’t #HappyJuly #
- I’m listening to some p-Diddy, but he was Puff Daddy back then. #HappyJuly #
- .@apayne628 I did, but we are all #experts We can’t be worse then the commentators. #SanJose12 #HappyJuly #
- Say hillo in this cafe (or similar eating/drinking establishment) #HappyJuly #
- Apparently not using #facebook you miss things. I hope I didn’t miss her saying #yes Train – Marry Me #NowPlaying http://t.co/CWwqgpdi #
- .@JulieBlackmon Okay. #HappyJuly #
- You’re out #walking & the street light turns off. #FirstWorldProblem #HappyJuly #
- Hey @J_G_II did I post more than @piersmorgan now? #challenge #HappyJuly #
- Getting a $0.57 drink @OmahaBuckys (@ Bucky’s Express #40 http://t.co/YavCDkRO #
- An #hill can be your best friend. #toning GETTING my #SwimSuit figure ready. #HappyJuly #
- According to my #GPS tracker I could #walk to my friends house in 40 mins. She better have some ICE COLD WATER. #
- .@Mavpuck @MavFan2007 @wowt6news Ever since Pat left they have went downhill. #HappyJuly #
- .RT @Mavpuck @MavFan2007 @wowt6news That was amateur! “We’re starting at 10 p.m. no matter what!” #
- Yeah, they must have gave Katie the night off. (@ Mutual of Omaha Insurance Company) [pic]: http://t.co/z6HHdw5l #
- Someone just #JayWalked IT WAS ME. #HappyJuly #
- #HappyJuly (@ Mutual Of Omaha F Lot) http://t.co/J1jajZiJ #
- A REAL full moon tonight. Not your drunk neighbor(s). #HappyJuly #
- .@RobCorsaro No #FrontPorch siting tonight? #HappyJuly #
- .@MavFan2007 Jordan would you let me know when you find out? #SanJose12 #
- Well since I’m about to have a brownie, I guess I’ll #walk to #MoO & see the show. #
- #HappyJuly (@ Joslyn Castle) http://t.co/FCv1GGrx #
- Don’t forget to turn on your camera for a future #YouTube video. RT @jfizzy52: @ehilpipre if you hear “hey y’all watch this”, just dial 911 #
- .@rebecca_weber I still haven’t seen that. #lazy #HappyJuly #
- .RT @Notebook: A boy makes YOU jealous of another woman, but a gentleman makes another woman jealous of YOU. #
- Setting #alarm doing some #reading eating some #brownies Wishing I #Love you had someone on the receiving end of that. #HappyJuly #0529 #
- The #dramatic door close. #SanJose12 #HappyJuly They always make this a very dramatic deal. #
- .@sarahbuxton Thanks, I’m NOT even #biased but that’s a good album. #HappyJuly #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr Good Night, I have to be up 7ish, I should get there soon. #IGuess #HappyJuly #
- .@sarahbuxton I listen to one of your songs on the way home. American Daughters #HappyJuly #
- He isn’t the one out there putting in the hours in the gym. Thank YourSelf. #HappyJuly #
- .RT @nharrahill21: Cannot wait to cheer on my country in the Olympics! #USA #USA #USA #
- I unlocked the U.S. Olympic Team Trials: Gymnastics sticker on @GetGlue! @NBCOlympics http://t.co/s7oScs4q #
- #HappyJuly #SanJose12 http://t.co/X6Wzb6fX @GetGlue #GymnasticsOlympicTrials #
- .@Raven_73 Me Too #SanJose12 #GymnasticsOlympicTrials #HappyJuly #
- Look, she has light pink raccoon eyes. Jordyn @jordyn_wieber you need to get new advice. #HappyJuly #SanJose12 #
- Post Edited: Photos from Sunday 07/01/V3.2 http://t.co/LEt7DyYG #
- .@jaagermistress Maybe that’s why I smell funny. #HappyJuly #
- You know after you do all that typing & you forget to click save. #FirstWorldProblem http://t.co/7vrLucD5 #
- .@lolojones Are you watching? #SanJose12 #
- .@cjtorres7 That’s the best thing ever, isn’t it? #HappyJuly #
- .RT @cjtorres7: Belgian Waffle Maker #
- Someone needs to right a song with #VernonJ or #Vernon in the title, so people are thinkign of me, they can have the lyrics in their head. #
- .@SarahLake Aunt Sarah, Congrats Mr. Brother Lake. You get to change diapers again. What kinda babies did they have? #HappyJuly #
- .@SarahLake Here are #pictures of the contest. http://t.co/QbR500mZ All of them are #FutureWife friendly. #HappyJuly How was your week? #
- .@CiaraLaNee WHOA, you don’t compare me to Andre 3000, he’s some guy who I’ve never met. My name is #VernonJ !!! cc @mishab126 #HappyJuly #
- .@rystle I got an @OmahaZoo flashligh, thermos, IMAX ticket, & a koozie. No Trophy. #HappyJuly #
- .@rystle Here are the pictures of what I had to eat. We had a minute to eat the most. | Vernon J’s Photos – http://t.co/ba92sohW #HappyJuly #
- Pic Post: Photos from Sunday 07/01/V3.2 http://t.co/LEt7DyYG #
- Pic Post: Here are some #pictures from today’s adventures. http://t.co/LEt7DyYG #HappyJuly #
- .@CiaraLaNee You have a potty mouth. There are #gentlemen present #HappyJuly #
- .@CiaraLaNee BUT, BUT, I just got here. #HappyJuly #
- WOW I took 59 pictures today. #HappyJuly #
- .@CiaraLaNee WAIT, who said July was a holiday? #HappyJuly #
- .@CiaraLaNee What is TF? #HappyJuly #
- .@Rated_LEXXX @CiaraLaNee We don’t play in #Omaha You can visit, but you better #respect our laws. #HappyJuly #
- I’m watching the U.S. Olympic Trials. #SanJose12 #
- .@rystle (2 of 2), uploading pictures now. #HappyJuly #
- .@rystle It was a quarter of a I would say a about a 4.4 KG watermelon. I competed against @brandonpetersen & a brother sister team. (1 of 2 #
- How was everyone’s #Sunday so far? #HappyJuly #
- .@rystle It was a watermelon eating contest & I WON! #HappyJuly #
- #HappyJuly (@ Victoria’s Secret PINK) http://t.co/m25zSCs8 #
- #HappyJuly (@ The Center Mall) http://t.co/dhrGiHry #
- The Vernon J Daily is out! http://t.co/l8uWxRBM ▸ Top stories today via @WiseRepublic @Dean_AdMan_Todd #
- #HappyJuly (@ Brandon & Tara Petersen’s Home) http://t.co/302N7ocL #
- A blade of grass. #HappyJuly @ Walnut Grove park http://t.co/jtjYUylh #
- .@LeeTerry2012 Listening to Lee talking about our #Freedom “We Gave You a Republic IF You Can Keep It” – Ben Franklin #HappyJuly #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr Enjoy the game. #baseball #HappyJuly #
- #HappyJuly (@ Walnut Grove park) http://t.co/PEGIAJWm #
- One of the 1st @OmahaZoo Watermelon eating champs. I beat @BrandonPetersen but then he did get beat by a 7 year old. #HappyJuly #
- It is #HighNoon & I’m embarking on a new adventure in my championship eating quests at the @OmahaZoo . #HappyJuly #
- This Sun Bear @Omahazoo perferred his cucumber before his orange. The Polar Bear gets celery. #HappyJuly [pic]: http://t.co/qoae0Lhu #
- This one preferred the cucumber to his orange. @ Bear Canyon http://t.co/fXN1SjCf #
- The Sun Bears must be vegetarians. #HappyJuly #
- The Polar Bear is doing the backstroke, the swimmers at #SwimTrials12 better watch out. #
- Just VI mins to the daily Andean #bear feeding. Its NOT my turn. #HappyJuly the bear is cute #
- Most of the cats, except for the Siberian Tiger are having a #lazy #Sunday. #HappyJuly #
- How many KG’s is that Redtail Catfish? #HappyJuly #
- The Swell Shark is #awesome #HappyJuly (@ Scott Aquarium) [pic]: http://t.co/cxmf2qZU #
- There are III spots left for the @OmahaZoo #EatingContest put your name down. I sure would h @ Desert Dome http://t.co/M9CQ7RZS #
- Using the Express Lane Kelli of @OmahaZoo helped me she can help you too. #MooattheZoo http://t.co/Xk8tWMJY #
- If #Omaha had #carpool lanes, I wonder if my buddy would count #
- It’s #Sunday 07/01/V3.2 & it is time to #dance @billycurrington is giving us a hand today. http://t.co/0kqgJf3p #HappyJuly #
- #HappyJuly (@ 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse) http://t.co/Ka9c5TjM #
- Expose’ – I’ll Never Get Over You (Getting Over Me) #NowPlaying #HappyJuly #
- In this moment #forever don’t wanna close my eyes. #HappyJuly #
- Aerosmith – I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing #NowPlaying #HappyJuly #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr Is it on #Saturday I submit my application for candidacy, IF you decide you need a +1 #HappyJuly #
- Mariah Carey – Honey (Smooth Version) #NowPlaying #HappyJuly #
- To my #Canadians @iphonegirl @rpepperdine & others. Happy #Canada day. #HappyJuly #
- .@janecepotter Are you ready for #Monday #HappyJuly #
- .@janecepotter It isn’t watching me compete in a #eating contest, but because I love #hickey I’ll call it a good goal. #HappyJuly #
- .@janecepotter What are you & Mike during aroudn noon? #HappyJuly #
- Who said bacon had to be pork? EVERYONE, THAT’S WHO – http://t.co/wLjtAx6c #HappyJuly #
- Thanks @WOWT6News for using @disqus as your comment engine. I prefer it better than ANY other system out there. NOT t… http://t.co/6xNfefRy #
- Brandy – Baby (LP Edit) #NowPlaying #HappyJuly #
- Post Edited: Moo at the Zoo – Eating Contest http://t.co/70VokEZ1 #
- No #NASCAR today. #HappyJuly #
- Jon Secada – Mental Picture #NowPlaying #HappyJuly #
- Natalie Imbruglia – Torn #NowPlaying #HappyJuly #
- Silk – Freak Me (LP Version) #NowPlaying #HappyJuly #
- My biggest day of readers where #Thursday 06/28/V3.3 with 960 visits. Thanks everyone. #HappyJuly #
- My readers in #Ukraine are taking the 3rd spot today for most popular country reading #Vernon J.com #HappyJuly #
- .@JulieBlackmon Do you not have separate air quality units. #HappyJuly #
- .@programmerman YES, enjoy your trip sir. #HappyJuly I’d sure be happy with a #postCard 422 N. 40th St. Omaha, NE 68131 #
- Good Morning & Happy Sunday! #HappyJuly (@ Clarkson Park) http://t.co/f7vbW1uQ #
- .@rystle I’m entering an eating competition at @OmahaZoo today. #HappyJuly #
- The sun will be up in 5 mins, 5 mins till #Sunrise #