Twitter Updates for 2012-06-24 – The online location for Vernon J

You KNOW your clock is #cheap when it loses ~a minutes ever 2 days. #AnteUP #
.@saraevansmusic – A Little Bit Stronger http://t.co/YZtR6C9t #NowPlaying #AnteUP #
RE: It’s okay that I say insightful things.You might want to add some more ice at this point. #AnteUP http://t.co/1ROvy2wq #
I’m reading @LoriGArmstrong‘s Blood Ties http://t.co/Yg9m5Zgq #AnteUP http://t.co/nT7Tk9md @GetGlue #Reading #
.@rachaelgking How new is your picture? #AnteUp #
Chris Young – Tomorrow is OVER XXIII hours away. http://t.co/1612WAqH We have PLENTY of time to #DoItRight #AnteUP. #
Here’s some #1stThing of the day #dancing #AnteUp #
Just a photo #AnteUp @ Joslyn Castle http://t.co/JqLj36fg #
Keith Urban – Once in a Lifetime http://t.co/PdMjyGNq It’s a Brand New Day Happy #Sinday #NowPlaying #
That one is empty. #ShowerGel #AnteUp. #
.@rystle Yup, you never ‘miss it’ until it is gone. #AllThings #YourWay #
.RT @Miss_Ess3: Stupid commercial: if you’re tired of going in circles. . Me: . . . Then walk in a straight line!! #
.@TheOrangeCone That was pretty crappy of him to do that. NOT gonna get any #respect out there. #YourWay #
.@rystle he was 20% of the band. #YourWay #
Don’t you hate when the audio stops working on your PC, that’s twice today. #YourWay #
.@rystle NICE, glad you got to se them. Did it rock your shorts off? #
You know what two words start with s & happened tonight? #trivia #YourWay #
.@LunkenDrush Are you on a wives marathon? #
okay, I took my caps lock off. #YourWay #
.@rystle Who did you see tonight? #YourWay #
Honey, I’m home & it is 3 after 23.00, only 57 minutes to MAKE #Our DAY. #YourWay #
.@leewarren Yeah, my (former co-worker) Sue & her #husband went to that track last year. I’m trying to get to #Kansas @RutledgeWood #
.@lolojones Congrats LoLo, proud to have you on #TeamUSA #LoLondon #YourWay #
.@kylemcelligott Thanks for not killing the spider. #
Oh it got better. #YourWay #
.@BenjBowman I am a pay phone. #AnteUP #YourWay #
.@Dean_AdMan_Todd I actually go to talk to a preacher after our conversation. I’m definitely covered. #YourWay #
Can anyone guess where I am? #YourWay #
.@OmahaBaseball Aren’t they on an oval this week? #YourWay #
.@i80equipment Good Evening, how are you doing Linda? #
.@Bagusyz You pass the test. #YourWay #
#YourWay (@ Dundee Neighborhood) http://t.co/Gj9TnaCV #
#YourWay (@ Peony Village Apts.) http://t.co/bDQSWr0Q #
#YourWay (@ Charter Oaks Apartments) http://t.co/x0qO476x #
If you’ve ever wondered how you can get me to do work. #food #JustSayin #YourWay #
.@Dean_AdMan_Todd I don’t have a sermon, people can ‘Do What they Want’ but for every action there is an equal & opposite action. #YourWay #
Can I be up & about at 10.00 a.m. on the morrow? #YourWay idk, big plans tonightt. #
.@kimisaurus_rawr That’s just like them telling the #libraries they can only rent them 26 times due to wear & tear. #malarkey #YourWay #
As a brunetter I can #respect this. http://t.co/QabLVrDd #YourWay #
I’m at Sexyville (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/98yxIe9F #
.@vicT0Riious @darealgthang & @BriSeon_ I’ll finish my shift in my car. #work #
Someone took the lord’s name in vain. Counts as my sermon for the quarter. #YourWay #
#YourWay (@ TD Ameritrade Headquarters (Old Mill)) http://t.co/P6tW2Uom #
@dairyqueen #YourWay (@ Dairy Queen) http://t.co/PCQjSeT2 #
The Vernon J Daily is out! http://t.co/l8uWxRBM ▸ Top stories today via @nhl_canes #
I feel like a candy bar, but I hate being #robbed $1.29 at @KumandGo (@ Kum & Go) http://t.co/ajhgnZj8 #
Shift II of today’s doubleheader. #YourWay hillo Alex (@ First Data) http://t.co/0UKttZ5u #
You know when someone says ‘shut up #VernonJ I said something insightful. http://t.co/rQsyT7SL #YourWay #
Party at Nancy’s desk. #YourWay (@ Nancy’s Desk) http://t.co/ZWuqiFv7 #
Put a #ring on out. @kayjewelers #YourWay (@ kay jewelers) http://t.co/nQ0LIMLN #
Eat the #free sample, don’t #judge it. #YourWay #
.@MatthewAByrd If you don’t have an #iPhone you can access the @DairyQueen site. #HaHa #YourWay #android WINS (again) #
.@MelissaOnline Pie? Cookies? Cake? #Taser #YourWay #
.RT @Swimaha: There are lots of interactive displays here for all ages at the Aqua Zone! http://t.co/okQYvjHi #
No Alasas your #iPod can’t use my internet. #YourWay Get your own. #
.@omaharedcross is having a blood drive here on Saturday 06/30/2012 from 11.00 to 15.00. #
I think I just heard a southern drawl. #YourWay #
.@LunkenDrush turn the volume down on the PC (if that’s how you are doing it). it’s the vibrations. #YourWay #
.RT @NicholsAccomp: I’ve laughed until my stomach hurt everyday while out here. Great city with great people. #
Robin Sparkles – Let’s Go to the Mall @HIMYM_CBS http://t.co/CaJ2FWB7 #NowPlaying (of course I can’t here it) #YourWay #
I know that mom, just didn’t think she was going to actually be allowed to sit with her kids. #YourWay burn #
.@LunkenDrush Going well, the 1st II hours of #work went well. NOW I’m on my ‘extended break’ @ the mall. Just relaxing at the mall #YourWay #
Someone ate 1/3 of my slice. YES I will have the #HighQuality water from @MUDOmaha #YourWay (@ Sbarro) [pic]: http://t.co/BWBo1Lyt #
.@Swimaha What’s a supa-cham #SwiMaha #SwimTrials12 #YourWay #
I’ll be nice & let you use my internet. YOU’RE welcome!!! #YourWay #
.@kymtweets Is that a ‘club’ you are you just going to go hit people on the A that are #laughing #YourWay Cause that would be funny. #
.@postsecret My wife will marry me cause I make a darn good #pie & I’m sure she likes pie. #YourWay #
.@kayjewelers has 20 to 60% off. #JustSayin #YourWay #
re you in he good club or bad club? #YourWay #
.@vicT0Riious & @darealgthang I reserved spots for you in row II #work #YourWay #
#YourWay (@ Westroads Mall w/ 4 others) http://t.co/bf0erKnF #
What you call *urgent* I call #spam That’s funny. #YourWay #
#YourWay (@ Charter Oaks Apartments) http://t.co/0VSeoyj2 #
.@jaagermistress OH, those are your boobs. #YourWay #
It’s #HighNoon & I’m #working 11 – hour shift. #
There is a twitter Campaign to #StopChildAbuse Please Join Us. Donate a tweet here. I did > http://t.co/qNyY051o #DT @helpspreadthis #
See ya at 13.00 #YourWay I #LOVE you #
I’m wearing a white shirt & its #raining out. #YourWay #
Rodney Atkin’s – Farmer’s Daughter http://t.co/tpX60ZRf #NowPlaying #YourWay I heard he need some help on the farm, so I got my boots. #
.RT @OWHnews: http://t.co/9EVHz9MV compiled a list of free events going on this summer – http://t.co/5WrdEj3w #
FINE, I’ll use a #fork #YourWay #
.@jaagermistress okay, here is what I have, a nice caring heart, a wonderful cook, like to listen & #cuddle #YOurWay #
.@Tamoorah I hope this is funny, cause I clicked the link. #YOurWay #
.@jaagermistress HEY, there’s #gentlemen present. p.s. She can’t have that ‘kinda’ fun without that ‘kinda’ equipment. #
.@aFLAWLESSdoll Yes, sometimes I fell the same way? #BlankTweet #YOurWay #
.@jaagermistress IF half is for sale, what is the other half gonna do? #YOurWay #
.@jaagermistress What does the ‘wife for sale’ have to offer? #YOurWay #
Who’s #dancing with me? @Bethenny @basketcase1993 @Sara_Valor @compassiom @TeaPartyLivesOn @RelUnrelated @crlnn #
Who’ #
It’s 10.00 & time to #dance http://t.co/M67Zefuc #
Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight #NowPlaying #YourWay #
.RT @omastormchasers: Congrats to the happy couple that got married last night after the game and before fireworks. 8,081 witnesses! #
.RT @vickyyyf: Dear Cancer I beat you aged 8, and today i got my PhD in cancer research. Take that. #
http://t.co/UQc2DHGx RT @Isitthattime: If You’re Happy & You Know It, Give It Time. #
I should have done something #productive as I have to live in 11 to 20 mins. #YourWay #
.@Isitthattime http://t.co/hvh9zRRJ Look at you getting a #shoutout on the #blog #YourWay #
.@CruzynNitro I was talking to someone over the phone, & mentioned #NewYork & they were like #hmmph I kinda felt the same #YourWay #
.@CruzynNitro Yeah, see I don’t watch that show. until they get Real Housewives of #Omaha (who have jobs & ARE actually #married #YourWay #
seriously, can a man get a picture of a 3/4 ring set? #YourWay #
Someone went to #Jared com, but that selection sucked. SO HE LEFT!!! cc @ThatsJared #YourWay #
.@Isitthattime I call that #Tuesday #YourWay #
.@Isitthattime I’m going to be like you today, except (missing some stuff). #YourWay #
.@LunkenDrush What’s UP? #YourWay #
.@rfatima Don’t you hate when that happens? Did you vacuum it out? #YourWay Good Morning & Happy Saturday!!!!! #
.@CruzynNitro is that you in your profile picture? #YourWay Good MOrning & Happy #Saturday !!! #
.@CMorganMusic – Tough http://t.co/KpiCX75G #NowPlaying (& #blogging #YourWay #
.@TravisTritt – Best of Intentions. #NowPlaying http://t.co/ETi7Xxk7 #
.RT @Notebook: If you’re not working on trying to be mine, then you shouldn’t be worrying about who’s consuming my spare time. #
.@JeremyHL Thanks for the RT sir. What’s your Start going to be today? #YourWay #
.RT @omahapolice: Have you seen the Bemis rainbow yet? http://t.co/1Eyt3r8S #
.@KTAJ5678 Thanks for the #Shoutout #YourWay #
Post Edited: Twitter Updates for 2012-06-23 http://t.co/UWILSFLG #
.@kymtweets Thanks Kym for the #shoutout you know I’m going to do my best to make that happen. How was your week? #
@JulieBlackmon.Have you tried rotating your bed? #YourWay #
Good Morning & Happy #Saturday It’s time to #YourWay #
.@cowboysfan8329 Good Morning & Happy #Saturday Enjoy your #work today. #respect & a good pair of knickers. #
The Sun will be up in 5 mins, 5 mins till #SunRise #