Twitter Updates for 2012-06-16 – The online location for Vernon J

.@CraigyFerg I CAN’T believe you cleaned it up. RED SOCKS? cc @JennaElfman #WorldWorld #
.@IAmHaleyMcGuire I will also eat a piece of Strawberry Pie. #ProblemSolvers #WorldWorld #
I’m not actually ready for #bed #FirstWorldProblem #WorldWorld #
Okay, that’s it. I’m good for #Friday Enjoy the last day of the weekend. Just 8.5 hours of #work left. Happy #Saturday #World|World #
Post Edited: My Evening Report http://t.co/GLUpl2VM #
Is anyone #awake right now? #FNP #
.@jskinner0407 How was the game? #FNP #
.@Dean_AdMan_Todd Thanks for the #ff #
.@katbron Yes & bacon or sausage, & soft fluffy waffles, #FNP #
Honey, I’m #home & apparently left my light on. #fail (@ Vernon J’s Magic Shop) http://t.co/h9YOixW9 #
Driving a little slower so you can finish a song. #FNP #
.@rgs1000 I see guys walk a tight rope everyday, its called #dating #FNP #
What is everyone doing tonight? #FNP #
.@BriSeon_ okay. How was your day off? #FNP #
#FNP (@ Sexyville) http://t.co/kNshGCGF #
Got a pop for $0.79 at @kumandgo Delicious Ice Cold @Pepsi with Lime (@ Kum & Go) http://t.co/DEU4yLkN #
WORST DRIVE-THRU layout EVER! #FNP (@ Burger King) [pic]: http://t.co/lZGcg45g #
.@jskinner0407 no, I’m super to be working. #
Its that darn #freestyle machine. Give me 2 choices Cola or Water. #SlowService #FnP! #
Answer the Cries for Help #StopChildAbuse ~ Join our Campaign to Raise Awareness & donate a tweet http://t.co/IYsjFpxK #DT @helpspreadthis #
There’s people #walking here. You better NOT hit me. #FNP #
You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @ChrissKnight @kristin_webb @SarahLake @realtormatthew by #VernonJ #
#FNP (@ First Data w/ 2 others) http://t.co/dpLy3PTv #
.@jennnewton_ #OMetro will be there soon. #FNP #
Dirty clothes in the #laundry clean clothes put away. #parents #FNP #
.@SheilaBrummer I saw the part where they were being held back. #FNP #
Less than 18 hours of #work left for the week. #FNP #
#FNP (@ Victoria’s Secret PINK) http://t.co/Tz4ACIrU #
That cherry I had didn’t come with a ‘real’ ‘100%’ it is what it is. ie @BurgerKing‘s REAL fruit smoothie. #
I’m heading to #work you have about 45 mins before #blackout zone is in effect. Show me some #love #FNP #
.@Rockies If number 13 of 14 doesn’t come to terms by tonight, I’ll take his place. $25,000 for the first year + COL increases. 5 yr #
.@katiekschubert Thanks, #MyCook is pretty special. #FollowFriday #FNP #
My #lunch today. Grilled Cheese with Bacon. #FNP Swiss Cheese @ The carberry apartments http://t.co/2sFIOwb9 #
#VernonJ is #NowPlaying Kenny Chesney – Feel Like A Rock Star (Radio Edit) (Feat. Tim McGraw) #FNP #
#VernonJ is #NowPlaying Lonestar – Mountains #FNP #
I guess I have to make/eat lunch? #
.@ArleneTaveroff Thanks for sharing that Arlene. #FNP #
.RT @ArleneTaveroff: Other people and things can stop you temporarily. Only you can do it permanently. (Zig Ziglar) #
Ugh, the 2nd saddest part of my day. #PANTS !!! #FNP #
I’m #judging you. #weather #FNP #
My deodorant is in the car (still). I only want to go #outside one. it is #raining #FNP #
#VernonJ is #NowPlaying Love and Theft – Angel Eyes #FNP #
Just heard @ladyantebellum – We Owned the Night!!! #
How do I look? #FNP #
#VernonJ is #NowPlaying Eli Young Band – Even If It Breaks Your Heart (Radio Edit) #FNP #
You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @J_G_II @jskinner0407 @CartiaMazzoni @SATHER87 @beatle426 @bretdennis @JeremyHL @Mavpuck by #VernonJ #
#VernonJ is #NowPlaying George Strait – Drinkin’ Man #FNP #
.@LunkenDrush What’s your shoulder story? #FNP #
.@jskinner0407 Where did you get seats? #FNP #
#VernonJ is #NowPlaying The Band Perry – Postcard From Paris #EndOfAnEra #
.@AmyMartinR Thanks Amy for the #FollowFriday #FNP #
Read & share the @negop‘s Chairman’s Report – http://t.co/wia9PfVf #FNP #
.@amesinne okay, that’s good. #FNP #
.@Isitthattime I made a joke about a former co-workers use (or lack thereof) of her #boyfriend #FNP #
.@ShelbyStoolman YOu could just make it about me, you could send some employees to clean & cook for me. 🙂 #FNP I’m #serious #
.@Isitthattime No it isn’t bad form, It’s #YouTube form. #FNP #
Today is King Hussein & Lisa Halaby’s anniversary. #marriage #35years #FNP #
It’s #HighNoon & there are just XXXVI hours of this #weekend left. Let’s get to it. #
.@Divebar_G by the way, do you have a Special Lady Friend. #FNP #
.@amesinne, @cgerhart, @Divebar_G Are Momma & Poppa Gerhart’s house okay. Also Christine’s unless she moved. #family #FNP #FollowFriday #
.@Action3Matthews I’m sorry I knocked the tree down, I was just SO #ANGRY when Papillion Days got rained out. #FNP #FollowFriday #
What shall I do for #dinner O that’s right, it is your turn to bring me some. #FNP #
.@Poet_Carl_Watts Thanks for putting me on the team. #AwesomeTeam #FNP #
.@etradebaby You forgot it was my #Birthday #Saturday, we WILL forget it is Father’s Day!!! #
A bomb. #FNP Then she does her shocked face. @etradebaby is better http://t.co/LLBACL91 @GetGlue @YandR_CBS #
If I was in Geona City, WI with a rental for 1 day. I’d probably be there on business. #FNP http://t.co/8hefXi1s @GetGlue @YandR_CBS #
.@JennyJohnsonHi5 One is trying to stay healthy, the other may be trying to put a ring on it. Pass my name along would you Jenny? #FNP #
.@Imisaninja What kinda concert is this? #dotconf #FNP #
I was going to do something on the internet. #FNP #
.@djstangl Dennis Smash Burger. #FNP #
.@ShelbyStoolman Okay, do you have some of @Food4Heartland in there? #FNP Still #love that place. #
I’ll be back in a little over 2 minutes. #FNP #
.@AmyMartinR What are you working on today? #FNP #
.@ShelbyStoolman What product are you shooting a video for? #FNP #FollowFriday #
I should hit 74,000 tweets today, 75,000 by the end of next week. #FNP #
I bet the champagne is still on ice.#FNP http://t.co/iZ1ctaQX #
.@justgoingtoBME Momma’s got twitter Brittany #FNP #
.@AshleyLaur WOW, two years. #PA must not have changed plates. Which is the reasonable thing to do. #FNP #
The Genie #Bra commercial. Always a good time for a guy like me, NOT!!!! #FNP #
.@Bix99 @kylepetty @StevenRichey It probably doesn’t retain heat like medal does. #technology #FNP #
.@danholke I had that ‘to be honest’ conversation with someone this week. #
#FNP (@ Capitol Row Apartments) http://t.co/I50SrXyN #
I went ALL THE WAY ACCROSS the room to get my wireless mouse & keyboard. That’s #productive #FNP #
OH, it’s 11.00 in III minutes, I guess I should do something productive. #FNP #
You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @BriSeon_ @jennnewton_ @AmyMartinR @i80equipment @Atomic_Twlrbee @Excel4college by #VernonJ #
.@kimisaurus_rawr I’m sorry to hear that. Here’s a picture of a butterfly. http://t.co/6XRntV00 #FNP the best I can do from here. 🙂 #
OR you could go BUY some, there are plenty of places selling them. #FNP cc @MaryNelsonOmaha #
.@kimisaurus_rawr Are you having a bad day? #FNP #
.@MelissaOnline UH, I have no clue. Can I get back to you? #FollowFriday #CaptivaIsland #FNP #
.@kylepetty @StevenRichey Are the ceramic brake pads more expensive? #FNP #
The right hand is for writing, the left hand is for banding. #FNP #0529 @ Wonder Nails http://t.co/ZRW6i3oR #
.@katbron okay, I always find the hotels breakfast less than appetizing. #BreakfastSnob They wouldn’t let me post on #4sq #FNP #
.@bortner You’re welcome #FNP #
.@Finch93 when was your last day off? I’m very well. I got II more days of work, then I’m off. I do melt when I get rained on. #FNP #
I guess I’ll trim (actually) cut my nails. #FNP #
I thought he had sparkly pants on, it was just the graphics. #FNP #
.RT @chittenden: Not even a ripe, juicy strawberry? RT @SquishTalks: Don’t be food http://t.co/IYYhwebJ #
So if there is the World’s Greatest Mom/Dad, their has to be World’s Greatest Child, right? #FNP #
He just 3rd generation #iPad UH OH! @thepriceisright #FNP #
.@DivaKatrina Maybe not (direct message) #CWS #FNP #FollowFriday #
.@DivaKatrina I am Super. #FNP #FollowFriday #
.@DivaKatrina Okay & #Monday the only day I can do it. WE NEVER DO ANYTHING TOGETHER, #FNP Have you been well? #
.@Imisaninja The #Judges have ruled, its okay. head #dancing #
.@LunkenDrush Dear shoulder, if you don’t act right, we will CUT you off. #FNP #
.@DivaKatrina I think you should sign up to do the valet #bike parking with me on #Monday #FNP #
.RT @DivaKatrina: Going to @CWSOmaha this year? Consider the Bike to the Ballpark Program. http://t.co/22rNv0Ub #CWS #
It is father & child day. Apparently there is some #holiday coming up. #FNP http://t.co/OdlgiF1I @GetGlue @WheelofFortune #
.@Imisaninja hmmmm, Let me check with the #Judges to see if that’s okay. #FNP #
Its a Jeep, good thing you gave it up. #FNP http://t.co/OdlgiF1I @GetGlue @WheelofFortune #
.@culvers Sounds like a plan. #FNP #
#FNP (@ 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse) http://t.co/hWcRmNTz #
#FNP (@ Clarkson Park) http://t.co/7BtDtsKc #
.@WaterMelonsRock You can #dance on he way to the car. #FNP #
It’s 10.00 who’s #Dancing with me? @rystle @WaterMelonsRock @The_BORG @Imisaninja @Acoustic_Soul32 @sookietex #FollowFriday #
It’s 10.00 & time to #dance http://t.co/bWEJoAKu #FNP #
It’s hard to eat #cherries with pits inside. NO where to spit them. #FNP #
.@mandywu I’m not a fan of the skinny jeans. Good Morning & Happy #FNP #
.RT @mandywu: As it turns out, skinny jeans and tennis shoes are not a great combo. #
.@WaterMelonsRock I have a period too . & a ~ #FNP #
.@The_BORG Confusing crazy with #awesome again I see. #FollowFriday #
There is a direct correlation between #HeartBurn & #Smoking #FNP #TMYK #
.@rystle Well I’m a little biased, cause I know how old you are so, I can’t guess your age. #FNP #
.@Imisaninja btw you can always use the #VernonJ name if they say NO. They’ll probably say who is that? #FNP #
.@WaterMelonsRock You Mad? #FNP #
.@Imisaninja Do the casual look around & find someone charging their iPhone & then make a new friend. #FNP #
When the search story is sponsored by http://t.co/HKx6XXZW, you know it is questionable. #FNP #
.@rystle Yeah, I look younger than my age, but not that young. #FNP #
.@Finch93 Good Morning & Happy Friday. #FNP #
IF you have time to write your name on your #RiceKrispies you are doing your job of EATING it. #FNP #
.@Imisaninja did you bring your USB cord? #
.@ChantelleBurgin UH OH, I need to see a #smile before the day is over. #
.@OPPDCares The storm is over? #FNP #
MY CALORIES aren’t empty, leave me alone. #FNP #
.RT @YAPJoslyn: Dont forget this month’s @MetroArtsPass! 15% off concessions & free bag of popcorn @NEShakespeare! #
.@Acoustic_Soul32 I do every wek. #
Your website is playing #music it is suppose to be a #professional website. #fail #FNP #
.@MaryNelsonOmaha Are those pouches child-safe. Everyone including (non-mom’s) has to do #laundry #FNP #
.@blakeshelton NO #FNP #
.@Acoustic_Soul32 Its the #CircleOfLife Kinda like #laundry always have dirty clothes unless you wash #naked #FNP #
.@Acoustic_Soul32 I like to have #IceCream after washing dishes. #FNP #
.@WaterMelonsRock #FNP happens when I say so. You will learn as you age, there is a thing called #MyRules it’s the best line EVER! #
.@rystle Do you go with the I’m Tall line. I’m taller than you 😛 & I #dislike when people ask how tall I am. #
.@rystle Thanks for the #FollowFriday , are you going for a bike ride this morning? #FNP #
Anyone want to make me #breakfast #FNP #
.@culvers I just get to take 1? #CaptivaIsland I’d take @MelissaOnline probably. #FNP #
.@MikeDiGiacomo She can wear the ‘hardware’ #EngagementRing because NO one watches that show. @OMAMorningBlend has a higher per capita #FNP #
Post Edited: Quotes from the World for Friday 06/15/MMXII http://t.co/JRw9kTVv #
Michigan Rep. Censored For Use Of ‘V-Word’ – http://t.co/vOcaWorq I can use Vagina (with your permission of course), IF I WANT TO. #FNP #
.@omastormchasers I see Stormy has a new billboard on 44th & Dodge. GO STORMCHASERS! #FNP #
I’m the 57 RT @PhRMA: 43% of men haven’t seen a doctor in a year & 45% don’t have a primary physician; Find out why:http://t.co/db60mUNP #
Good Morning & Happy Friday. #FNP #
#FNP (@ Clarkson Park) http://t.co/kau1RUKD #
You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @chiarraigrrl @JulieBlackmon @programmerman @cliffsull @PussDaddyBlogs @rossboettcher by #VernonJ #
.@WaterMelonsRock The day starts at 0.00 & #FNP is Friday Night Party. #
You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday @mack707240 @ImLuv30 @kooop @bortner @asten77 @The_BORG @darealgthang @katbron by #VernonJ #
The Sun will be up in 5 mins, 5 mins till #SunRise #