- I’m in the #smile zone #
- Its cold in here, #jammies tonight http://t.co/hxA4z1RK #
- .@inklesstales @Miranda_Lambert @ControlledChaos @jskinner0407 @mw55 @programmerman Happy #FNP !!!! #VST #
- It’s #BedTime LET’S GO! #
- I don’t ‘wanna’ hurt your #feelings BUT ITS YOU! #
- Now, I’m going to have #nightmares Thanks #internet #
- Grrrrrr. #TigerFace http://t.co/FB9r4fim #
- Wife – Can I get a CheeseLess #Pizza
Husband – Meat Lover’s Pizza, & my husband requests that can you take that c… http://t.co/NkVLlC6a # - An #eMail isn’t *new* if I already read it on another platform. #fail #
- .@ControlledChaos So I should #marry UP! #AnatomyOfLove #
- .@jskinner0407 Or you could have conversations online. #
- @ControlledChaos No, we never did. Working on it. #
- Yeah, #ChristianMingle that’s #spam #
- .@ControlledChaos I think so. #HaveNoClue #
- .@ControlledChaos Yeah, the eps file is 38.9 MB’s Fat #punk #
- That file is 38.9 MB, can we even trasmit an e-mail that big? #
- Asking my ex for #love advice. That’s a #BadIdea @BigBang_CBS #
- @ControlledChaos I need an eps of my logo. Seeing if I can save it as an .eps #
- .@ControlledChaos Is a psd & eps file the same? #logo #
- You’re cute Leonard, & he’s a tub of play-doh. It isn’t that #easy I know, I’VE TRIED!!! http://t.co/DjYN0geL @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS #
- Someone’s #home Who could it be? 53 days. (@ Vernon J’s #Birthday Zone) http://t.co/8xYUkaXe #
- Back to #work #
- .@katbron Do you know a Steve Bron? #
- @idontspeekgeek About the same angle. I’m not at#home so I had to stand & take it. http://t.co/5NFJlVlQ #
- .@ControlledChaos the lord indicated to rest on the 7th day. #
- .@cgerhart I dogs graduate from @UNOmaha #
- Thanks Tori. I’m thinking about you* too. RT @tori17912082 Always thinking about you ♥ #
- Sarah went #bankrupt Wheel of (mis)Fortune #
- I don’t like UnEven tables. #FirstWorldProblems can I get an #engineer http://t.co/sXm0oW8g #
- Time for #lunch (@ First Data) http://t.co/VOVhiWh5 #
- .@cgerhart What’s the #taxes on that #Jackpot #
- I’m on break, show the love. #
- We’re in the #blackout zone #
- I know you have *special eyes* & HAVE to talk on your phone, but for us regular folks, can your turn on your lights. Thanks. #
- .@Mavpuck Well that’s #TooBad congrats co-commissioner on our appt to the #NCHC tourney comittee #
- I’m SO #sorry That’s #NotSexy #
- .@Mavpuck I know this Great Center in #Omaha that could host the @TheNCHC tourney. Do you? #
- .@BrandiMarieXO That’s the #spirit #
- .@programmerman ITS HERE!!!!!!! #weekend #
- About to be a #ProblemSolver I’m currently hungry, this @fuddruckers Buffalo Three Cheese Burger will take care of it. http://t.co/I7Oqj04m #
- .@jskinner0407 Darn Moth & Freezers. #FirstWorldProblems #
- I saw the @Pepsi Next Mobile in #Omaha But can you tell your driver(s) LIGHTS on for #safety Thanks http://t.co/fxdkUwQK #
- I got a hankering for a @fuddruckers exotic burger & chips. #
- From an ad. “I just got dumped, text me.” I’ll get right on that, NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
- .RT @5t3ph I asked if they had wifi. Sweet old lady, “Wifi – like you don’t have to plug into a condom? Or what’s …” http://t.co/xsU4H4kU #
- .RT @danholke Don’t let your work be transactional. It should be transformational. #findyourpurpose #
- .@TheRealCupofJoe What are you doing there? #
- George Strait – Don’t Make Me Come Over There And #Love You #NowPlaying http://t.co/kap4zTHx #karaoke #
- I like people who are passionate about their, city, county, state, & country. Proud to be an #American #
- It’s #HighNoon & depending on how long the meeting was, I could be in the meeting, or I could be out of the meeting. #
- Meeting with Bart! (@ Ashley Lynn’s Tanning, Barber & Beauty) http://t.co/W9dCiCON #
- .@katbron Thanks. How’s your week? #
- .@Miranda_Lambert – Baggage Claim #NowPlaying & enjoying the #dance #
- Let’s shut this party down, #PANTS ~ #
- .@ShelbyStoolman @SteffChilds It is always scary when a #SNAP benefit story comes out. Most don’t understand the challenge. #
- Rodney Atkins – Farmer’s Daughter #NowPlaying #
- Steel Magnolia – Last Night Again #NowPlaying #
- .@Rated_LEXXX I hope you got his vital statistics to report to the police. #
- .@Mavpuck The Opposite side of that is #accountspayable #
- .@Rated_LEXXX Who assaulted you? #
- .@Mavpuck So what was in there? #
- Who’s #dancing with me? @benhemmen @myearthgirl @ControlledChaos @ModeShiftOmaha @Atomic_Honey @ThirdRockBlues #
- It’s 10.00 & time to do it best. #dance http://t.co/pC1zcOvy #
- .@jskinner0407 At home or somewhere else? #
- .@Mavpuck excited to get the mail? #
- .RT @OMGFacts: Jimi Hendrix opened of the Monkees in 1967. Their fans booed him offstage and he quit the tour two weeks later. #
- .@benhemmen I hope it’ll be the same quality entertainment, IT BETTER BE. I know people who work there. #
- Are you going to #Band2Gether http://t.co/JaL7E7oQ #
- .@benhemmen Does that mean you’re not going to be at the #baseball game today? #
- I got a #secret & I’m not telling. #
- Fundraising Event for Vernon J for Legislature. http://t.co/7Fa98eWv Please considering attending this event Monday (23rd) at 5.30. P.M. #
- .@ControlledChaos Its only naughty on Thursday’s #
- Fundraising Event for Vernon J for Legislature. http://t.co/7Fa98eWv Please considering attending this event Monday (23rd) at 17.30. #
- .@myearthgirl Morning to you. #
- 5 mins till #SunRise ONLY 5 MINS!!! #
- Good Morning & Happy Thursday. #
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