Twitter Updates for 2012-03-31 – The online location for Vernon J

I’m #smiling #
If someone had #breakfast at my door (security, front, or car) I’d hug you! #
Honey, I’m #home & getting in #bed stright-a-way. (@ The PFZ) http://t.co/TqnywcuT #
No matter what my #work history says. I wasn’t on http://t.co/IpkIonll or 90 mins #
Good news via #work today. More details later at http://t.co/azGxeOWY. oh look I’m just like the TeeVee news. #
I didn’t walk into the wall. But if I did I would be questioning its inventor. #
My #lunch with @JasonsDeli & Delicious Ice Cold @Pepsi (@ First Data) [pic]: http://t.co/r2IHJk7P #
.@programmerman I was gonna go get some @dairyqueen but it is ranin outside. #precious #
2 messages in over 2 hours. Twitter must be broke. #
#VernonJ has approved your for #FollowFriday @BenDarling_ @Divapalooza @CarrieWilkerson @Nikki_iBerry @LunkenDrush @vicT0Riious @OshoksRed #
#VernonJ has approved you for #FollowFriday @LunkenDrush @ControlledChaos @MaverickManiacs @Yvonne388 @The_BORG @katieontheradio #
James Brown – Sex Machine. #NowPlaying #
Dear ‘random person’ you can’t honk & ten inform the person in the white Fod to hang up & drive. #
.@JasonsDeli has my #lunch I gave you $, you can give me my food. Thanks staff, she doesn’t have on a #NameTag on… http://t.co/AO8ep1e5 #
.@jskinner0407 I went to the one on SaddleCreek by Taco John’s #
Found it (@ Hi-Performance Coin-Op Car Wash) [pic]: http://t.co/urTK9se4 #
Where’s the self car washes at in #Omaha #
II stamps, you should accept scan & e-mail. Saves time, money #
You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday by #VernonJ @jskinner0407 canadaguide @Janecepotter @lilbitsassy @katbron @kristin_webb @envoyInc #
.@jennlbaldwin How many sisters do you have? #
Hey @jskinner0407 here you go. http://t.co/0EtJzpHC #ShoutOut #Birthday #Android #
I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/3cLtGYR7 Here’s my ode to YOU! #
.@sososhaffy @Madonna – Music is the perfect song. http://t.co/U4s7xDn5 #
I think I may be Maximizing my upload/download/access amount. #
.@sososhaffy Let’s do it. Just let me turn on some #music #
.@jenniferwindrum It was delicious. #
.@MaverickManiacs You save the merchants money by using cash. #
.@jskinner0407 We are almost ready for the response video. Give me V more minutes. #
It’s #HighNoon & I should be eating #Lunch no promises though. #
.@SATHER87 I don’t have a blueray player #
*warning* kinda loud. #JustSayin #
.@MelissaOnline Thanks. Enjoy your #weekend #
.@SATHER87 I don’t want a million dollars. I want milk. #
I’m making a video #
.@SATHER87 You would also have to buy me milk #
.@melissaonline *follow-up* http://t.co/PQmIvHkT We are good to go now. #
Ladies & Gentlemen FNPP #FNP #Pants #
Garth Brooks – Friends In Low Places #NowPlaying #
Taylor Swift – Sparks Fly #NowPlaying #
.@jskinner0407 I’ll be back with a smart comment in about 15 mins. #
.@jskinner0407 give me a moment #
.@mamaslilmonkeys Congrats. #
Oh wait. #HaHa #
.@KNAjit http://t.co/6i6xWRkt #
I totally didn’t have it spelled write. #
spell check #
.@PatAndJT Check you e-mail. #
Got some #explaining to do. #
Reba McEntire – The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia #NowPlaying #
Oh Gosh, everytime I’m outside & I look up it’s #blue I think somethings wrong. #
Josh Turner – Your Man #NowPlaying #
.@omahapolice Good to Hear. @PeteFestersen Was requesting us to call. Hopefully he sends out a new post. #
.@OmahaPolice requesting help from the public on a missing 14 yr old female this morning named brejuana tenor. 444-5818 with any info. #
Has anyone seen Russell work? http://t.co/uZSyVBwC @GetGlue @RulesEngagement #
Viewers/Followers of @fox42news I’m not THAT Vernon. #
Thanks Consumer Affairs of @ConAgraFoods for helping out @Food4Heartland today. #Volunteer #
You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday by #VernonJ @mack707240 @Jonesbroscc @Pepsi @djstangl @Lahongrais @CThongklin @rfatima @willowfrantn #
.@Rasaando I WILL DO! #
I’m watching Rules of Engagement (14 others checked-in) http://t.co/NkVLlC6a @GetGlue @RulesEngagement #
.@katbron I saw that, but couldn’t listen at becasue I was at #work which has a different internet. #
It’s 10.44 & I’ve only been up for 2 hours & 47 mins. How things change. #
Thanks for the #FollowFriday @Dean_AdMan_Todd @CravngCocktails @Lahongrais @Brain_jr1 #
RT #VernonJ .@MelissaOnline I smell sausage. I haven’t taken a shower yet. So I smell normal. How do you smell? #engage #AwkwardMoment #
.@MelissaOnline Well I am smiling. #HaHa #
.@MelissaOnline I smell sausage. I haven’t taken a shower yet. So I smell normal. How do you smell? #engage #
.@Miss_Ess3 gross #
.RT @omavs: I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/TxVMcywE UNO vs UNK Softball Highlights #OMavsSoftball #
.@jskinner0407 Yeah, I’m glad that more people don’t see my #apartment #dancing. They would be some kind of not #proud BUT I am!!! #
ACTUALLY cinnamon Panny Cakes. take that #
Only VI hours of work left for some of you. Then you can do whatever you want (as long as you #behave yourself) #
FINALLY! Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put a #Ring On It) #0529 #NowPlaying #
Panny Cakes, Eggs, & Sausage for breakfast. cc @jenniferwindrum #
I saved $15.99 by being a member of @ftdflowers Gold Membership. No I didn’t send YOU any flowers. #
.@Miss_Ess3 Cleavage in the work place is NEVER okay, unless you work at a bar, or a bra store. #
To #IceCream I’m holding a spoon & KNOW how to use it. #
.@katbron Was that the biggest story? #
The Script – For The First Time #NowPlaying #
.@BrunoMars – It Will #Rain when someone says so. #
.@danelle That’s a star, once you get the microphone you won’t let go. #
.@Mavpuck Yeaaaaaahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahha4 #
Ladies & Gentlemen it is 10.00 time to #dance #
@danelle Doo you do #karaoke #
It’s 10.00 #dance time. Who’s with me? http://t.co/XW9yLaPr @Mavpuck @HippoOnAPlane @jara_b @sososhaffy @RockChristopher @jskinner0407 #
The clock on my stove was wrong. #ProblemSolver 2 mins till #dance time. #
.@kimisaurus_rawr That sucks so much. I don’t even get #random calls & I should. 5 MINS till #Dance time. #
.@kimisaurus_rawr NO I just got it. Whatever the issue I didn’t do it. #Never called her. What’s going on? #
We have more #dancing time. 10 mins to the 10.00 #dancing across the country time. #
.RT @ScottyMcCreery: funny how a melody, sounds like a memory. like a soundtrack to a july saturday night.. springsteen. Eric Church #np #
.@Miss_Ess3 As someone who works with people like you, I can appreciate that. I don’t work at a show me your boobies store. #
You know that beep sound trucks make when backing up, I just did that. @CeeLoGreen – Forget You #NowPlaying #
I’m pretty sure I’ve talked & #FollowFriday the rest of you. #
Cause we’ve talked this morning @Divapalooza @Militti25 (cough) @PatAndJT @jenniferwindrum @intoxicologist @Todder4news for #Followfriday #
The #Ironing is done, relocating to the room where the #magic happens. #Kitchen #
.@jennieofcourse I have it on y phone laptop(right now & my PC. PC is in the other room. #
Black Eyed Peas – I Gotta Feeling #
@PatAndJT @MandyWu @stircove Something about #suckup #
What would you do with $29.95? #RealQuestions #
.@Militti25 Who says #AgeDoesntMatter 18 (19 inNe), 21, 25. It matters. Don’t forget about 30, 33, 40, 50, 60, 67. #
.@kellyclarkson – Stronger #NowPlaying #
.@Militti25 I can’t live by The Rules. #
.@RoniGrace Isn’t it tough when they go away? #
.RT @RoniGrace: I miss my stalker. #
.@Militti25 A question that is never asked wll never get an answer. #
@bigmikey3443: I’m 6’4″ 325 lbs. Every time I listen to ur music my wife laughs bc she says I melt away like a little school girl” #
.@Militti25 How long has #DrawSomething been around/how old are you? #
.@kimisaurus_rawr YES the #FBP is here. #
.@kimisaurus_rawr wait? Did we have plans tonight. #
.@jenniferwindrum NO. #
.@jenniferwindrum Look at that. Just solved a #FirstWorldProblem #
Screw this #ironing crap. It isn’t #OMavsHockey season, but I think I’ll wear the Jersey today. #FanAppreciation #
.@jenniferwindrum How do you feel about shoveling snow & mowing grass? #Neogatiting #
I’m thinking about Ironing http://t.co/fGlTiLKh @GetGlue #Ironing #
Pink – F** Perfect #NowPlaying #
.@jenniferwindrum Well I hate #ironing & this better be a good non-homemade meal #
I know her. RT @PatAndJT: Congrats to @MandyWu! Won season passes to @stircove Thanks for listening to @PatAndJT and #q985 NOT #SuckingUp #
.@intoxicologistI’m guessing you have green eyes, from your photo #
MT @intoxicologist: @Vernon_J_ Only you(with the green eyes has my kickplate). 😉 #Secret #weekend #
.@jenniferwindrum Are you going to make#breakfast & #Lunch OR #dinner #
.@intoxicologist psst. I’ll let you in on the #Secret The #weekend starts Thursday. We are onDay II #
.@VictoriasSecret & @djstangl & ladies. #LowCut top is on. You’re Welcome (ladies NOT Dennis) #
.@HamiltonColor these teeVee’s #NowADays are too small to get on. #
.RT @HamiltonColor: When I was a child I performed on TV for a very short time. Mom came in the living room, and made me get down though #
.@GhostGinger Yes, now get to living. #
.@brian_jr1 Thanks for the #FollowFriday Happy #FNP #
That’s II songs I don’t approve of. Changing the station. #
@djstangl I really like my moment. #
Thanks @stevedrees #
.@jenniferwindrum The 2nd day of the weekend is going on. I’m #ironing right now. #
.@Todder4News When will the get on the Mechanically separated meats next? #
.@jenniferwindrum #
.@SarahLake It’s okay I’m sure Kathy B, must be Kathy Bruno (stupid profile picture) likes a nice #shoutOut #
.@Divapalooza I’m about to #iron two day of, oh look he got dressed, again. #
.@SarahLake I saw Kat on #Wednesday & ‘official’ found out you had left & got a new Vice-President position & congratulated you. #
Garth brooks – The Thunder Rolls #NowPlaying cause of @badgerbenson #
.@SarahLake Scholarship fund for children who graduate high school as Wards of the State. #500Million #
.@SarahLake I am & you totally ‘miss’ my mentions to you. #
.@Sugarlandmusic – Stay #NowPlaying & #Singing #
What are you goin’ do after #graduation Get a job, #duh #
I honestly have people (who are doing things for me) #
.@MaverickManiacs Good Morning & Happy #FNP – #Wednesday #
.@djstangl YES it does pay, but that’s not all that counts. #
.@djstangl YES. I also can’t have my phone, so I’m in twitter #blackout #
.@justinej2 So honored 😀 #
.@justinej2 it kindly suggest that my followers follow you on this #FNP Friday. #FNP is Friday Night Party. #
It’s only 25 after, but this song is about 5 mins. Brooks & Dunn – Beer Thirty. http://t.co/oWRyD5L3 #NowPlaying #
.@Fabish @djrobingalloway Does this coincide with doing our self exams? #
Brooks & Dunn – Hard Workin’ Man #MenAtWork #NowPlaying #
.@kristin_webb Is today your last day? #
.@BenDarling_ thanks I appeciate that. Happy #FNP !! #
.RT @BenDarling_ @Vernon_J_ I will have the kids dance today just for you. #
.@SandGripper That soumds like IV channels. #
.@djstangl The work has installed ie as the default browser & you need admin privileges to even open firefox. #
You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday by #VernonJ @justinej2 @The_borg @kylepetty @kimisaurus_rawr @brandonpetersen @danelle @mandywu #
.@kimisaurus_rawr Good Morning how is your week going? #
Before I Die (http://t.co/df5HKike) Before I Die I Wanna #dance in the Moon Light with my wife. #
.@stinkythecat1 Turn on the light. #
.@justinej2 Getting to know your neighbors. #StrongCommunities #
.RT @omahayp: Happy #Friday send your pics to 365@omahayp.org win #midtowncrossing gift card to #craveomaha !! #365project #
.@aaaalexxxxxxxx No just the right amount of earlyness. #
.RT @aaaalexxxxxxxx: Tooooooooo earlyyyyyyy #
I am 3 minutes before the alarm goes off. I’m Up, & haven’t eaten breakfast yet. #
@mandywu I will do one today 🙂 #
The sun will be up in 5 mins, 5 mins till #SunRise #
You’ve been approved for #FollowFriday by #VernonJ @SATHER87 @CruzynNitro @cruetten @SarahLake @TheAng @Chantale_1 @aeikenberry @Yvonne388 #