- .@rfatima You must think I’m one of those dual income households with a TeeVee in the bedroom. No 1 in the living room where I don’t sleep. #
- This says I’m willing to give it a try. http://t.co/KvN6owdN #dating #
- Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair … FML http://t.co/iqJV11QO via @fmylife #
- I’m looking at a website that was published in MMVI. #History #
- .@rfatima Let’s Make a deal. When Ready, Set, Go takes the 1st commercial break today, I’ll go sleep for both of us. Get up after its over #
- .@rfatima Did you get some #sleep #
- .@KMTV_DeanneB I found someone’s ‘other’ twitter profile @kq2deanne #
- .@CThongklin To be honest there’s like a 90% chance I won’t see him. I usually sleep till 7 or 8 now. #
- .@CThongklin okay, is the ‘western Nebraskan’ guy gonna do the mornings? #
- .@CThongklin Are we on our last week in #Omaha for #work #
- Gettin’ some grub (@ Pappy’s Smokehouse) http://t.co/6qlgnG0W #
- I just unlocked the “Porky” badge on @foursquare! Brisket all around! http://t.co/E24zlnK9 #
- .RT @willowfrantn: I would love to drink wine while I grocery shop. #justsayin #
- .@willowfrantn Okay, I work the swing shift. Went to bed at 00.00, but am awake now. Have to be somewhere at 12.00 though. #
- .@willowfrantn I hope @blakeshelton does come. #
- You’re right, I’m #Free This is the United States of America. http://t.co/oNcFQsJ1 #
- @willowfrantn Thanks, I plan to do that to. I’m watching some movie with Julia Stiles, Bourne Supermacy. http://t.co/1dCxdHns & reading #
- @willowfrantn Do you have any plans for later today? #
- .RT @twiteryeanot: One of those smaller tablet phones would be mice. #
- I’m not in bed. #
- @boogeyyy There’s always #hope you just have to grab it by it’s tail. #
- @BrandiMarieXO just sent you a draw. Un is 4025164401 #
- .RT @ControlledChaos Everybody needs somebody to slow them down every once in a while. #LifeTipsFromCassy #LifeMovesTooFast #
- .@rfatima do you get to see my buddies tommorrow. D.B & C.T.M #
- .RT @Lahongrais A good girl? You call me Sinner for chrissakes! If I were to behave like a good girl, it would go against everything #
- .RT @bFrish7 “If we’re all alone, then we’re all together in that too…” #psiloveyou #
- hey neighbor (@ Caravelle Apartments and Townhomes) http://t.co/MGfGzvT0 #
- Well this #MilkShake is all empty. Good Night World . It’s been a Sweet day. #
- .@chokingparty That’s a @myroughlife story. #MilkShake #
- Oh ‘poor’ Chris. #MilkShake http://t.co/1H7kRsAG #
- Now this is a REAL #problem #MilkShake http://t.co/mfwSu4Un #
- Hey @Jskinner0407 is this yours? http://t.co/wjB2uLd7 #
- @jskinner0407 What time you gotta be to ‘work’? #
- This is funny. http://t.co/1MxhR37v #MilkShake #
- I’m going to check out some sites for about an hour or so, which one should I do? #MilkShake #
- Who wants to play draw something username is 4025164401 #
- .@rystle Anykind is fine. #MilkShake #
- Just I glass of Ice Cold Water at a time. #YeahRight I’ve got a drinking problem. #MilkShake #
- .@rystle ME? (in the we’ve never met fashion) #ThingsThatILike #MilkShake #
- .@jara_b NO. you take what the TV news gives you & you’ll like it OR ELSE. #MilkShake #
- Thanks for following #VernonJ on twitter. @NatalieGelman @cruetten @YourPocketGuru @joshweir60 #MilkShake #
- Thanks for following #VernonJ on twitter. @tuckersarah @OmahaYR @vicT0Riious @Lincoln_Buzz @Omaha_Buzz @BrandonandLeah @WTW_Omaha #MilkShake #
- .@jara_b Are you trying to tell me that the 22.00 #News isn’t the ONLY place to get news? #MindBlown #MilkShake #
- @Miss_Ess3 I guess you can visit me. #MilkShake #Omaha #
- The Air-Conditioner is SO LOUD. #FirstWorldProblems #MilkShake #
- .@Militti25 I ran into a guy who was 6’4″ & he asked how tall Iwas. I said 6’5″ or 6;6″ & told em I stopped counting at 6’3″ #MilkShake #
- .@jara_b I just read it on twitter from @PeteFestersen. #MilkShake I don’t watch evening news #
- .@Militti25 Oooooh Look at me I’m 6’2″. I’m taller than you & have a big bike. #NotJudging but I’ll take you to the #bike store #MilkShake #
- If the Sand Hill Cranes have been coming to the same spot for 9 million years. #BadMath for Religion. #
- .@Yvonne388 Someone’s making excuses. #Tired How did Garrett do? #MilkShake #
- @cowboysfan8329 Well I don’t know this ‘Whitney’, so I can’t ask her. Plus she isn’t on twitter, JACK her phone & sign her up. #MilkShake #
- .@Militti25 I think your bike is too small. #
- @Militti25 What is he doing? #MilkShake #
- @cowboysfan8329 Sad, no one mis-behaved themselves last night. What the #MilkShake #
- @cowboysfan8329 Good Night. #MilkShake did you get into trouble last night? #
- What about Nancy Strait? http://t.co/VJe0IYcU #Crime #BlackOnWhite #WhiteOnBlack both ARE stupid. Where’s the OUTRAGE? #
- I just snorted. #MilkShake #
- Its not #karaoke night. #OhWell #MilkShake #
- I did it because she wasn’t suppose to find out. #MilkShake #idiot #
- Aaaaaah #MilkShake #
- I dislike shopping montages. #MilkShake #
- I got #mad & I apologize. #EnoughSaid #MilkShake #
- I’m eating my #saladid with aFork. http://t.co/NTVNZYXc #FirstWorldProblems #MilkShake #
- .@chokingparty uh oh, what did you do? #
- I’m watching Army Wives (396 others checked-in) http://t.co/y0NH71km @GetGlue @ARMYWIVES #
- Hmmmmm.That #dinner isn’t going to make itself. #MilkShake #
- @jara_b Good thing @twitter, your #blog & phone work. #
- I don’t CARE, unless you* use #Dove then I do care. #
- Here you go April. #MilkShake (@ Sofa Sleeper!) [pic]: http://t.co/wThXoyQe #
- No!!! Battery is low, can’t refresh .T @JodiOkun: Are You a #SocialMedia Addict http://t.co/u8jUJePk @BruceSallancc @gracenote #MilkShake #
- I probably won’t get a blister, but I’ll have a sore foot come tomorrow. #MilkShake #
- @Clarathesinger I can’t say the same, it was perfect today. #MilkShake #
- @Clarathesinger I doing fine, HowDee U doing? #MilkShake #
- @MaverickManiacs Okay, that’s fun. #MilkShake #
- @michaelmerwitz All they have to do is cut 60 mins down to T-1 min to get back on schedule. #MilkShake I stopped watching #CBS on Sun. #
- If you made me (okay US) some #Lasgna or #Spahgetti I’m pretty sure you’d get #love for awhile. Remember I (we) don’t eat beef. #
- #MilkShake http://t.co/Fj3lBDN1 @GetGlue #Alien #
- How tired am I? #MilkShake #
- Alien from the year of our #VernonJ is on tonight. #MilkShake #
- .RT @MeredithMBell: “Obviously, a man’s judgment cannot be better than the information on which he has based it.” – Arthur Hays Sulzberger #
- Honey, I’m home? Wanna go get a #MilkShake Our grass looks great. I do a good job supervising. (@ The PFZ) [pic]: http://t.co/9NbM4Azo #
- #MilkShake (@ QuikTrip) http://t.co/L9tcYZy4 #
- I’m sitting in the parking lot, anyone-ANYONE wanna do my shopping for me? #FReE #hug #
- another precint done #MilkShake #
- Those were softball questions. Not yet & not yet #working on it. #0529 #MilkShake #
- #MilkShake (@ Baker’s) http://t.co/amR15mBo #
- #MilkShake #
- voice to text got them when you the right language selected #
- My foot hurts #MilkShake #
- #MilkShake (@ Taco John’s) [pic]: http://t.co/hmUZMh8N #
- #MilkShake (@ QT) http://t.co/khZnJgZD #
- @whoatemyblog I like Martin Truex, Jr. too. #MilkShake Not a fan of what they did to David though. #
- .@whoatemyblog Who’s your favorite driver? #MilkShake #nascar #
- .@whoatemyblog I didn’t know you were a #NASCAR fan. #MilkShake #
- I like it when that happens. RT @action81: A6. Going to Crank 2 and having the screen to just a gang of 5 of us. yes! #MTOS #MilkShake #
- I don’t like that blog I just went too. They don’t like people like me. #MilkShake #
- RE: @amberrisme I love my jammies, I have a smurf & leopard print. You can take my man card, but you can’t take my fr… http://t.co/5xbzmuge #
- .@amberrisme I like me some Adult Footie Pajamas, @pajamacity is the place to go. #MilkShake #
- I have my #NASCAR @sprint Cup Mobile app tuned into the race. NOT at home #TechnologyRules #MilkShake #
- .RT @NASCARONFOX: After 20 laps of the @#AutoClub400 @allwaltrip pick @kylebusch is your leader #MilkShake #
- .@bredemske Have a safe ride Bryan. #biking more than 3 km’s #
- .@danholke I have purple windows. #MilkShake #
- .@danholke I got purple windows. #MilkShake #6thgradeGerman #
- #MilkShake (@ FedEx Office Print & Ship Center) http://t.co/Haj6zL3j #
- They don’t have those window thingys that protect your seats from the sun. #fail #MilkShake (@ Sears Auto Center) http://t.co/UbgNOsJZ #
- #MilkShake (@ US Bank ATM) http://t.co/SWXxn3dj #
- .@programmerman It is going well in the 681V1 for sure. #
- .@jcheida of course you can. #MilkShake #
- Outkast – So Fresh & So Clean #NowPlaying http://t.co/KS7aurxO #MilkShake #
- @brandonpetersen @justinej2 I’ll say #Wednesday #Lunch #MilkShake #
- Its 13.00, there is 11/24ths of the day left. Make the MOST of it. #MilkShake #
- .@mandywu Yeah I did that for #GossipGirl thanks for #technology #MilkShake #
- .RT @juleser: The monkey butler is MIA again, so If somebody could drop by with some ice-cream, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks in advance. #
- .@mack707240 What did you get? #MilkShake #
- Did I say that I’m having a #Fun on this #Sunday #MilkShake #Dancing my calories away. #
- .@becgueule Enjoy #Omaha #039;s @blancburgers & don’t forget to order a #MilkShake if they don’t have one you can go down to @ColdStone #
- TLC – No #MilkShake #NowPlaying http://t.co/F5cQRfUZ #
- Doing this. #MilkShake http://t.co/fGlTiLKh @GetGlue #Ironing #
- Aaliyah – Are You That Somebody. #NowPlaying with my #MilkShake http://t.co/aaWsY6Ov #
- .@justinej2 Okay, don’t injure yourself. IF you do call me 1st & I’ll get you to the medical professionals. #
- .@JonesBrosCc Can you do a #MilkShake Cupcake of the day this week? #
- @LunkenDrush Yeah, I’m #ironing right now. My other things will start here soon. #Milkshake #
- @LunkenDrush That is somewhere in my time line, I posted alot today #Milkshake #
- .@LunkenDrush Maybe, I’m just trying to get #Milkshake trending #
- I hope they go get a #MilkShake RT @omastormchasers: Storm Chasers fall to Round Rock, 1-0, on Saturday http://t.co/j7mhVDN8 #
- Wearing a long sleeve shirt with a pocket is better than a short sleeve, I need to put the pen somewhere. #MilkShake #
- .@justinej2 & @brandonpetersen What day is #lunch this week? #
- I’m no longer sitting on my #MilkShake working on Item II of my agenda. #
- .@juleser Yeah it is 21 – degrees in #Omaha right now. #
- @juleser Where you out walking today? #MilkShake #
- Wipe Me Down (feat. Foxx & Webbie) http://t.co/lNjSWkGS #NowPlaying I don’t know who they are. #MilkShake #
- .@LunkenDrush What did you do last night? #MilkShake #
- Let’s check how many clicks/visits I got to #VernonJ #039;s home(s) on the web. #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr Your foursquare account didn’t change your name yet. #
- Hanging on the wrong side of I-680 with. #MilkShake (@ Sephora w/ @kimbalita925) http://t.co/J7GsR6y7 #
- .@justinej2 There’s NO “. What are you making? #MilkShake #
- So I didn’t put my belt in the belt storage are last night. I stepped on it this morning & #MilkShake pic http://t.co/ozpYs9Iu #
- .@justinej2 There’s Gentlemen present, We don’t use that kinda language. Getting Stuff Done. #MilkShake #
- What does #GSD mean? @justinej2 @jenelaine5 & others. #MilkShake #
- .@justinej2 No cause it doesn’t have a #MilkShake Are you making #Birthday gifts for people who are turning XXXIII in June. #ShamelessPlug #
- My favorite @postsecret is ‘I’m not afraid’, but if we do together, I won’t be gone. #MilkShake #
- Reading this week’s @postsecret #MilkShake #
- So I didn’t put my belt in the belt storage are last night. I stepped on it this morning & hurt myself. #MilkShake & #fail #PutThingsAway #
- .@Yvonne388 Nice have fun, get a #MilkShake to stay cool. #
- @NASCARonSPEED Yes there will be a 5th different winner. #RaceDay #NASCAR #MilkShake #
- Hey I hear @zacbrownband playing in the background of @WendyVenturini‘s story on @NASCARonSPEED #MilkShake #
- .@Yvonne388 @OfficialGarrett What are we #wishing for? #MilkShake #
- One #MilkShake to rule them all. #
- .@livingbyfaith18 You can’t live by #faith alone. You need #MilkShake as well. #
- .RT @WendyVenturini: RaceDay!!!! Here we goooooo!!! #
- .@The_BORG I’m not dressed for #FroYo yet. #MilkShake #
- .@kyky1516 Please do share. #MilkShake #
- @JoeNichols – I’ll Wait for you (to finish your #MilkShake #NowPlaying http://t.co/8m6z5Qz1 I got a straw over here, so you should hurry. #
- .@thebigshmoog There were boys mowing the yard when I woe up this morning. #milkshake #
- .@TheAng Okay, Have a great #MilkShake #Sunday. #
- .@The_BORG Yeah, that’s kinda like getting the SuperistSize with a diet pop. #MilkShake #
- @The_BORG Yeah, that’s kinda like getting the SuperistSize with a diet pop. #MilkShake #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr Okay have fun, I’m putting in some #work today. #MilkShake I do what I want. #DuplicatePost #
- .@kimisaurus_rawr Okay have fun, I’m putting in some #work today. #MilkShake #
- Now I can do this. RT @The_BORG: ♫ If you’re happy & you know it, scream really loud! ♫ #MilkShake #
- .@The_BORG The #FroYo is an interesting concept. You have something healthy than add LOADS of calories to it. #MilkShake #
- @kylepetty I’m doing great, getting excited for #RaceDay Having my #MilkShake bring all the girls to my hauler. #
- .@TheAng Did you put it in a #MilkShake #
- I can’t believe I just found about the . thing yesterday. Thanks @NASCARonSPEED. #MilkShake #
- .@The_BORG Did you go anywhere on #vacation & have a #MilkShake #
- RT @Notebook: I’d rather have an enemy who admits they hate #MilkShake instead of a friend who secretly put me down. #
- @GaryAllan – Best #MilkShake I Ever Had. http://t.co/HLPTrVos #NowPlaying #
- .@The_borg Thanks for the RT. What’s on your agenda today? #MilkShake #
- I just sneezed, April 1st can’t get here soon enough, more like April 2nd. #MilkShake #
- .@kylepetty Did you have your #MilkShake yet? #
- .@CherryEUC Then go get it & don’t forget the #MilkShake #
- .RT @FeedPaulLewis: i’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly with my #MilkShake #
- Kelis – #MilkShake http://t.co/dbhMOMzE #NowPlaying #
- We’re gonna get #MilkShakes trending here today, all my tweets will have #MilkShakes in them. #
- .@danelle Does it bring all the boys to the yard? #MilkShakes #
- @mandywu Are you going to push though the entire series today? Don’t watch #madmen but I hear things about it. #
- Okay, (I’d feel bad if you said yes) RT @brandonpetersen: @Vernon_J_ Appreciate that, but should be fine. I kind of like doing the yard #
- .@danelle They have a #dance floor? #AdultShakes #
- @brandonpetersen I’m sorry. You won’t some help? #
- I’m making an evil laugh, hand motions right now. With a #smile on my face. #
- I like knowing my neighbor, she’s picking up @Brueggers bagels for me & I don’t have to get * yet. #
- @mandywu What are you watching? #
- .RT @WendyVenturini: More of @ACSupdates garage pics http://t.co/FEuCAamf #
- I’m not sure I like this. RT @MrP_tchr I just ousted #VernonJ as the mayor of Caseys General Store on @foursquare! http://t.co/ZO8q3iNl #
- Who DIDN’T #behave themselves last night? I wanna hear about it. #
- The lawnmowers are loud, I’m just glad I’m not behind it. #ApartmentLiving #
- Hillo & Happy #Sunday #
- It’s 10.00 & time to #Dance http://t.co/arNBsjV4 #