Twitter Updates for 2012-03-25 – The online location for Vernon J

http://t.co/z3j7lUi1 #
.@BrandiMarieXO I’m bored & not tired. How was your Saturday? #
If you think I have your phone number saved, call me. Called ID App #
It smells good #RightHere http://t.co/RUdVQUmW ©Vernon J Omaha, NE! #
I am going to my #room Maybe it’ll be a Good Night. #
Wait till you spend an evening out at the bar with me. RT @KameronLyndi: Tonight is the funniest night of my life. #
Is your timeout over? @kimisaurus_rawr. We miss you. #
This is funny, I don’t care who are you. http://t.co/p8OCanlQ #
How She Rolls. http://t.co/arNBsjV4 #
.@cowboysfan8329 YES her XXVI, I ‘twitter-stalked’ you. Pass along a #birthday wish from the BEST #DANG #VernonJ you know. #
.@cowboysfan8329 What’s so special about Downtown #Omaha #
.@cowboysfan8329 Are you out celebrating? #
.@cowboysfan8329 It was a good week in the 681V1. I didn’t get to do everything I wanted too (cause of the rain), but I got to do what I … #
.@runwiththedogs Well you say Hi I’m #VernonJ & they aren’t a stranger. #
RTthats like saying my #smile is too big. @cowboysfan8329 @Vernon_J_ it was spring break so I was way productive!!! #
@cowboysfan8329 okay. Any night! How was your week? #
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? #HaHa #pickupline #
.@J_G_II http://t.co/dfBb0IAb #
.@WaterMelonsRock Oh okay. #
.@WaterMelonsRock & what is ‘it’? #
Which #racing fans are doing the triple tomorrow. #Formula1 #IndyCare & #NASCAR #
@SATHER87 Good Job, somebody needs to put a ring on it. @jskinner0407. I went to 3 Happiness & drank too much water to finish. #
It’s easy to donate a tweet. Go to http://t.co/IYsocZyE & donate your tweet to help #StopChildAbuse I did #DT @helpspreadthis #
Honey, I’m #home (@ The PFZ) http://t.co/VeGsP0Dq #
That’s Billy Shakesphere & you’re a #RedNeck #
@CruzynNitro Yeah, I get 25 MPG. NOT concerned about the Price per gallon & can’t fit in anything smaller than a Camry. #
@CruzynNitro Yeah, + the bad gas mileage. #
@CruzynNitro Okay, I don’t like the feel of SUV’s, I have legs that are over-designed for most cars. #
@CruzynNitro Which one do you drive, at least you aren’t driving a chevy. Yeah, it better last though 2025 or so. #
.@cruetten @CruzynNitro Kyle isn’t doing much for my team. Fantasy #NASCAR amp; yes we have a #HOF #
@CruzynNitro That’s okay, at least you didn’t have goat stew tonight. I drive a #Toyota #
Eating #IceCream & NO I didn’t get a bowl. #
Hey @janecepotter How is everything going? #
@cruetten YUP, I guess that’s kinda like ole @AllWaltrip back in the day. Could drive the wheels off a shopping cart. #
@cruetten Well that guy is a fine driver. #
a $14,000 bed. Nope it doesn’t do anything special. http://t.co/aY5Tj38w @GetGlue #Gigantic #
I wish @kylebusch had one. RT @CruzynNitro: RT @cruetten Joey Logano wins! #NASCAR #DVR #
The way around replying to people & getting it to show up on the list is putting .@boogeyyy in the front. #
@SATHER87 so then what did you make for #dinnerM #
@SATHER87 Okay. #
@SATHER87 What’s #Chopped #
@SATHER87 Is she saying it wrong? How’s studying? #
@TheAng Are you writing yourself notes to remember come #Monday #
@SarahLake That’s okay. #PonyTail #039;s are so MMX right? #
@SarahLake Going well, did some (alot) of Door to Door, NO haircut. Did you go for a trim, or did you go with #fashion #
@SarahLake I think you can. #cheezits Did you do anything else this #Saturday ? #
@SarahLake From my research you already had #cheezit & you got the crunchy PB. #
@Fabish Good Night #
UNO SB: Mavs Sweep Houston Baptist at GWC Cluster http://t.co/KiKRv0mM #OMavsSoftball God Job Ladies #
Who’s chugged a bottle of PURE maple syrup? http://t.co/iCiU2EZl @GetGlue #SuperTroopers #
@programmerman Its enticing & engaging. #
That’s a great song. RT @Chantale_1: Now playing song:
Michael Buble – Haven’t Met You Yet from the album Crazy Love11 #
@aeikenberry YUP, I saw you on leavenworth near home. #
Chad Brock – Lighting Does the Work. #NowPlaying http://t.co/DC1PZObn #
@brandonpetersen YUP, now back to #napping 4.5 hours out there today. #
At least you aren’t holding your head. RT @CherryEUC: Alcohol. Smh #
@brandonpetersen You can donate your car to @OmahaSalArmy by calling 1-7877-723-2886 & they can schedule a pickup #
I saw @aeikenberry & lady who appeared to be a daughter riding tandem. #Biking in #Omaha #
@Miss_Ess3 Glad you are asking, I can’t think of anything for you to do. #
@willowfrantn Sounds like a plan. #
@faydra_deon Thanks for talking to me today, I appreciate it. #
@LoriMoreno I put in V good hours today. #
Ladies & Gentlemen its 17.00 VST. #
It’s #nap time, I think we should have a group #nap #
I’m just going to randomly RT today. #
@SarahLake Can you grab me a tub of Laffy Taffy. Friends with #CostCo Memberships. I think we’re friends #
I thought that was a girl. but it wasn’t. #earrings don’t look good on guys. #
I’m at Stinson Park (Omaha, NE) w/ 3 others http://t.co/FhW3oIYS #
I’m at Jones Bros Cupcakes (Omaha, NE) w/ 5 others http://t.co/le6fCXnk #
Someone is in my favorite #parking spot. (@ Aksarben Village) http://t.co/u042oJJ9 #
Should’ve left windows cracked. #HotCar #
@Yvonne388 its 23 – degrees here. I’ve been walking for 4.5 hours & not sweating #
So confused #dating #lunch #Ladies Call to help me out #
@omahajoe When’s the #wedding Sorry bout the yard work? #
@omahajoe so you’re the fried who’s been her before? How’s your #Saturday #
Getting #lunch (@ Three Happiness) http://t.co/NUFaXxEJ #
It’s #HighNoon I’m out #Walking #
I’m at Buchanan’s Service (#50) (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/0DafaY9b #
Parking (@ Valentino’s) http://t.co/lhadsDie #
Sitting in a car & its off. The power windows don’t work. #FirstWorldProblem #
@vicT0Riious #sad ONLY 50 more years to go down. Don’t worry after awhile you’l become used to it. #
It’s 10.00 #dance time. I Wonder who’s gonna join me? http://t.co/eYchdfsE #
@rodledwards We’re heading out here in a 1/2 hour also. #
@SATHER87 Thanks. #
@BarbInNebraska Okay, I haven’t been there. Haven’t been inside a UNO athletic building since I was last in one. Visit Noelle for her #BDay #
Buckcherry – Crazy Bit*h (Video): http://t.co/65CZF8TA via @youtube #NowPlaying #
@SATHER87 btw #Murray I left that out. #
@BarbInNebraska What building are you in? #
Robin Sparkles – Let’s Go to the Mall #NowPlaying http://t.co/M7ynabDq http://t.co/KCwWy4n9 @GetGlue @HIMYM_CBS #
@SATHER87 Although @jskinner0407 & @#FutureWife might be upset that someone else is naming their 1st born after me when I’m NOT the #father #
@SATHER87 NO because we don’t live in#Iowa & can’t get married. #
@Diesel_Belle You can’t #
@SATHER87 Well the 1st son will be Vernon J (last name) Jr. #
@SATHER87 Willard Van Orman (last name) is a good name for a second son. #
@SATHER87 I was going to offer to help, but yeah. #
It’s #breakfast time sang to the tune of Hero. #
@SATHER87 What course is it for? #
@Miss_Ess3 Good #Saturday the 24th. #
YOU know what’s good about @incredibleeggs, #PannyCakes & Scrambled. #
@jamienickle Here’s the #VernonJ signal tothe resuce. #
Did you want anything on your panny cakes? #Breakfast #
@programmerman FIRE!!! #
@SATHER87 Thanks Mark, what are you doing today? #
@Marina_307 Okay, hope your class was great. #
Ink Check, before I go nilly willy printing, make sure I have enough ink. I don’t. #
@vicT0Riious How did you like it? #
Good Morning & Happy #Saturday #Omaha & other users #
I’m at 2012 Year Of The Mayan Apocalypse (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/hhr5TSmy #
Everyone wish the aquatic athletes of @SONebraska luck today. Especially the brother of @kimisaurus_rawr #
The sun will be up in 5 mins, 5 mins till #SunRise p.s. We are now getting XII plus hours of suntime. #