- Were going to let the body decide. #alarmOff #
- @Acoustic_Soul32 Good Night. #
- I’m a Fan of Tosh.0 on @GetGlue http://t.co/48P506XL #
- Watching him play Live Mario. #TooFunny http://t.co/bJa6dD0W @GetGlue #tosh #
- The womyn folk are training us guy folks. http://t.co/4Cq5mbKC @GetGlue #BlueCollarComedyTour #
- RE: @boingboing This is why you should NOT trust the TSA with our saftey, Cupcakes This story makes me think of Green… http://t.co/Opv6QOdJ #
- I’m watching Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie http://t.co/SmlkovhI @GetGlue #BlueCollarComedyTour #
- @River_City I am well. How was your #Thursday #
- @pAmLoVe http://t.co/8sk3uWze, that is alcohol abuse. #
- Thanks for following #VernonJ on twitter. @DubLi_FunShop @SunnyArizona1 @SJF_com @naomimom @KlassyClass @Apptrailblazer @SufiJohn @pAmsLoVe #
- Honey I’m home, its been a GREAT day & ended in #pie More later at http://t.co/azGxeOWY (@ The PFZ) http://t.co/h5ppk8Jv #
- @kristen_gloria I haven’t been asked that in awhile online, as Who is #VernonJ is available online. #
- The bathrooms are out of order. A BIG pile of #fail (@ Cubby’s) http://t.co/vC5ACRx8 #
- That’s about 11 days. RT @action3news Iowa Governor Terry Branstad: Gas tax will be needed down the road, but not until after 2012 at least. #
- @programmerman Yeah, I can imagine. #
- Can you guess the Tone Loc song #NowPlaying on @BigO1019fm #
- @programmerman That’s funny, hope he doesn’t cancel. #
- @danholke that’s very nice. Pessmist says I got Ice Cream at home. #
- Hey let ‘indeterminate’ Katie now this is the girl that needs to go down. http://t.co/dQi6qAjm@J_G_II #
- Don’t you hate it when your #voicemail hangs up on you? #
- @jennnewton_ You did & #VernonJ appreciates it. How was the exams? #
- We’re going to slow it down for today’s 10.00 #dance time. http://t.co/GD9uPSAa #
- The machines are twice as expensive out here. I’m going back east of 50th to do it. (@ Coin Laundry) http://t.co/ohlb2EHi #
- The sun will rise in 5 mins. #
- The other thing that is awesome about overalls is you don’t have to wear a belt #
- @TheAng It’s coming in about 48 mins. #
- Hey @taylorswift13 & other office workers, IF the copier is out of paper REPLACE IT. If you don’t know how, ask someone so you’ll know. #
- @landof6and7 That was an okay one, keep going though. #
- I’m watching Home Improvement http://t.co/SmlkovhI @GetGlue #HomeImprovement #
- I’m watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air http://t.co/SmlkovhI @GetGlue #TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir #
- @OmahaDriver He’s not here yet, I’m about 2 life steps away from that, okay maybe like 4 BIG steps. #
- @chiarraigrrl Is it okay to comment on #WordlessWednesday #
- @OmahaDriver Hi Vernon Jr, how’s it going? okay, Daddy’s going to teach you a skill that will carry you though life. #done #
- @OmahaDriver I HATE #ironing lt; I only do it because the man has asked me to do it. #
- @KlassyClass I’m ready for today, I ain’t done with MMXI yet. Had a REALLY good day yesterday. #
- @KlassyClass You’re welcome. How’s your week going? #
- Here is my non-material gift to you. I’m going to do your #laundry for you. YOU know how to reach me. #