- Let’s see what changes or phones can positively effect my @sprint account. #
- @gonesarcastic That makes two of us, of course I’ve been just sitting on my butt. What kinda phone did you get? #
- The heat is on, maybe. I’m just cold. I wonder how YOU could keep me warmer? #cuddling #JustSayin #
- @PussDaddyBlogs A. he married you. B. He likes Turkey legs. Two Good Things. #
- Thank YOU, #Omaha #
- @PussDaddyBlogs The end? #
- Dear people in the #Omaha are who are watching A Knight’s Tale on @netflix, STOP it. You’re screwing it up so I can’t watch it. #
- @PussDaddyBlogs So that makes mid double good, right? #
- I need a #favor or two. Can you turn on my hear & grab the remote? #
- Eating a Turkey Leg is GREAT. #LivingTheDream http://t.co/152gXYYL @GetGlue #AKnightsTale #
- I don’t have to do anything but watch this. NO #thinking NO #feeling JUST #watching http://t.co/wKOtoR3X @GetGlue #AKnightsTale #
- I love this song, it makes me tear up every time I listen to it. http://t.co/EJL3YX4w @GetGlue #AreYouGonnaKissMeOrNot #
- @thompsonsquare – Are You gonna Kiss me or NOT? #
- @eldon90 Good Morning sir, how is everything going? #
- A Knight’s Tale is now on @netfli Yeah, I’ll be watching that. #
- Honey, I’m home. Obviously you’re okay with that. We NEED to talk. (@ The PFZ) http://t.co/aTdemdpf #
- I’m watching Trick My What? http://t.co/SmlkovhI @GetGlue @CMTshows #
- The Pacifier is on in Spanish, maybe I’ll watch that. #
- A server error sounds like a YOU problem, not a Vernon J problem. #
- My #laptop crashes, my #desktop crashes, my #phone crashes. That’s IT!!!! #
- Just recorded Phrase of the Week Vol II Week XXVIII. You should get caught up before it debuts tomorrow. http://t.co/DMFeQIV0 #
- @MelissaOnline What did I miss? Good Evening. #
- @Broyles3 Nah, cc @Trinawitch #
- Apparently computers don’t ‘magically’ turn on. Unlike men. #
- I think I’m headed home. #
- I #
- YES, of course opening another lane would be a #GoodIdea @target. #
- Baggage Claim (@ SuperTarget) http://t.co/u6i4L6jx #
- I’m at American Income Life (2809 S 160th St, Omaha, NE 68130, Omaha) http://t.co/xQSZT4Oe #
- @danholke Playoffs, if hundreds of #football programs can do it, why not 64 more? #
- Well, #Omaha is MY home & I’m home. #
- Change it Back, A bumper sticker from a Kansas Resident. has the Obama logo. #
- I just read @postsecret while traveling back to #Omaha it was Jamie’s 1st time. #
- The Vernon J Daily is out! http://t.co/l8v15rKW #
- To @danholke Based on Twitter reports, I’ve gathered K-State is participating in the Alamo, Sugar, Insight, & Cotton Bowls. Bill’s that good #
- That’s funny. http://t.co/mU1DDNm3 thanks @OmahaPolice & Law Biding citizens for getting the guy off the street. #
- I just ousted Jason Z. as the mayor of Caseys General Store on @foursquare! http://t.co/ZO8q3iNl #
- The Deluxe Inn is open 24/7, yes it is a hotel. Advertising #fail #
- Commands #
- Mute UNO_Basketball #
- @chrissie_ I had #bacon The Double Thick bacon. What else did you have? #
- It is ON! #OMavsBasketball leading #MSU by 3. GO MAVS! #
- This is a short, short @Runza (@ Runza) [pic]: http://t.co/NaJgrea6 #
- This is where I lose @sprint 3G coverage. #
- Lonestar – I’m already there. #NowPlaying #
- Cass County #
- The @OmahaPolice are now responding to ALL collisions. #
- @J_G_II lol #
- Where’s my webcam start button? #
- @J_G_II Okay, I heard a commercial for them this morning. #
- It is #Sunday & it’s time for the 10.00 #dance Thou Shall Not Lie. http://t.co/cf8cfz3Z #
- I’m pretty sure that I just made a pretty long hover-text. Visit Vernon-J.com to see it. The post HASN’T went live let(09.55) visit at 10.10 #
- @J_G_II You drink twining tea, correct? #
- It looks like Mr. (or Ms. Plow) was out here also. (@ American Income Life) http://t.co/MFVJmGji #
- I’m OUT! #
- Ladies & Gentlemen, it’s #Sunday #PANTS #
- @WaterMelonsRock http://t.co/Fj6Ly3e1 #
- @Acoustic_Soul32 YUP, #Breakfast is the most important meal. #
- @Acoustic_Soul32 I’m having #waffles egg, bacon, & a #banana with Juice & milk as an appetizer. #
- Watching the episode from Thursday 12/01/V3.2 7.7 Trillion Dollars. http://t.co/UMroX8lk @GetGlue @TheDailyShow #
- @WaterMelonsRock I watched the #marshmallow Pops. #
- I’m eating finger food, #banana #
- 1 of the 2 eggs flipped correctly. #
- His snowbrush is so tiny. #haHa #
- Outkast – So Fresh & So Clean #NowPlaying http://t.co/gOKH8Wgc #
- @Acoustic_Soul32 Good Morning. #
- It looks like Mr. Plow made a pass though my parking lot & the #sunrise will happen at 07.33 #
- Keith Anderson – Sunday Morning In America #NowPlaying #
- Flynnville Train – Tequila Sheila #NowPlaying #
- Omaha’s Team is playing to a NATIONAL audience. The #OMavsBasketball team will be on ESPN3.com as they take on the Spartans, at 13.00 #
- @programmerman okay, NOW that is unacceptable. #snowblowing #