The good thing

The good thing about text messaging, (and voicemail, missed calls).

They are waiting there for you when you wake up in the morning, because you know Big Poppi goes to bed at between 9 & 9:30.

Can you landline do that?

My cell phone also sleeps in the living room, & me in the bedroom.

Cause we all know the bed is only for TWO(2) things.