Bronchitis

Apparently I have bronchitis. I guess it wasn’t the kid germs from Omaha Children’s Museum First Family Date Night. I’m also getting a cough medicine with a controlled substance, at least I think it could be.

Is this contagious?

Dear Rain

I know you have been waiting since Monday to get here, cause C.T. Tonklin of Action 3 News The Official News Station of Vernon J & Vernon 3.0 & Beyond said so.

But I didn’t have a Dr’s appointment at that time.  So I would be glad if you just stopped coming down from 12:55 though 12:35, that’d be quite awesome.

I love you(you is weather).

You Pal,

Vernon J

Good Morning

Dear Life,

Today IS Thursday 05/20/v3.0.

You are about to run into a whole lot of awesomeness today, I hope you are ready.