Month: January 2010

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• youtu.be/1AJmKkU5POA I don’t know why I need to meet you, BUT I haven’t met you yet.

  My name is Vernon J I live in Omaha, NE!! #

• Did someone say this to you? RT @chiarraigrrl: Just to clarify: THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE AS KANSAS, MO. Unfrickinreal. Good day. #
• Putting someone else’s belt on #
• @chiarraigrrl okay, that’s what I’m thinking. Have a Gracious Week #
• It’s time for the bi-weekly send Vernon J of Omaha a picture for a wallpaper. DM me a twitpic link or text it to me. 402-516-4401. Have a #
• My day has started. Let’s make that #sandwich #
• waiting for my driver
  to depart (@ Bag ‘N Save) 4sq.com/5IRrHJ #
• dancing (@ Food Bank For the Heartland) 4sq.com/7xw8V #
• It’s the 18th, something is supposed to happen. I forget. But I don’t have any big plans. #
• yfrog.com/4fsedwj Myspace sending me e-mails. #nowthat’sfunny Who still uses it? #
• Dear @USPS Someone(me) is upset about your decision to not deliver mail on Monday 1.18/2010 #
• What time does your flight get in? RT @lisaflowers54: Finished work now, yay! See ya later! #
• @becgueule Yeah, I’m pretty sure you should be Mayor of homemade lunch. I have a selection of carrots or apple with my sandwich & crackers. #
• RT @OmahaBikes: Looks like the Guerrilla Trail Crew made a big impact this weekend: bit.ly/7CAFWL #
• Dear you. I bet you the kind of person who put the empty milk jug back in the container. IF you take the last paper towel. Replace it you #
• stop being bad, they can’t help it. #
• That’s wierd I didn’t even know she was trapped. RT @kptmnews: Barricaded woman surrenders, taken to hosp. Officers… bit.ly/5RFwMT #
• Probably a shady business manager. RT @ControlledChaos: Nicholas Cage sure pays a lot in taxes! (He owes $14 millio … bit.ly/5mgfA3 #
• I want one 🙂 www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5gbvF6Yz_frq7aG8mvqx11MxbmotQ FREE Space Shuttle Engine #
• Welcome to the blogosphere RT @saradavidson: And without further ado… I’ve just launched my blog! walktalkchewgum.com/ #
• Great, Great, Great. I wanna live there.. RT @midtowncrossing: Today’s blog post, "LEED Cer
  tified, Explained." bit.ly/75dDUP #fb #
• What language would I translate your bog from to my language? RT @ayeitsleane: new blog post: chapter three bit.ly/7IAc1U #
• Show me the booze. hehe RT @heathernasif: Blue Sushi is now offering their happy hr.in the Old Markt. to UNO students thanks to, in part, to #
• @gonesarcastic twitpic.com/ypdfc – I’m so Jealous, I’m assuming that you are buying two(one for me, one for you?) #
• home bound (@ bergen mercy transit center) 4sq.com/1WgidD #
• Reading on the bus. Yeah for #reading #
• I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• Making #dinner #
• Seriously what are you going to do with a #locomotive engine. Someone stole a @UnionPacific engine. #
• @lisaflowers54 Yes you are, or maybe not #
• I wouldn’t know what its like to be 13-0, I only made it to 11-0, Now I’m 30 -7! #
• I don’t mind being the reacher. #HIMYM #
• Get a job #
• Fine Print my Big Toe RT @farkmain: North Dakota City skips a day on new calendar. Printer defends error, says Janu … fk.cm/4948150 #
• If I said someone got stuck today in #Omaha do you think I’d be laying? #
• Let’s do it. RT @nhl_canes: 1-1 – After a long shift of sustained pressure and near-misses, Matt Cullen finally roofs one to tie the game at #
• I miss PreSeason Thunder #NASCAR #
• Your wee ones are awesome. RT @queenofjacks: It i
  s Nascar in the living room. Kids running circles in the living room and Brian is making c #
• @lisaflowers54 Goodnight, I’ll be doing it in 60-90 mins #
• @lisaflowers54 Going to bed #
• I’m number 351 on Mr. Twitter. tweeter.faxo.com/Mr_Twitter/2010/01 you should go vote for me. We can do it. #
• I love #Benefiber #
• Vernon 3.0 & Beyond wants to knock over a lamp, you had to see The Big Bang Theory to understand. bit.ly/66z
  2Vm #
• 40,000 times #AMATUER RT @farkmain: Love: giving her flowers. True love: cleaning the house while she gets a massage… fk.cm/4948106 #
• @jeweljk twitpic.com/yqs0h – There must have been a nice bird outside, okay after careful I see his monitor. Still like the bird bet #
• Who told you that? RT @ControlledChaos: Tonight I was told I shouldn’t tweet about relationships…Well, what would I tweet about then!? #
• @ControlledChaos okay, well sometimes twitter about a relationship is the only way to express your f
  eelings. When you need to get em off #
• @controlledchaos like this one? don’t be coming if you aint staying the night #
• @controlledchaos ok fine #
• frustrated and disappointed #
• @Jennyfox42 Omaha citizen Vernon J speaks out ALL the time. Vernon-J.livejournal.com I wish he shut it. #
• @controlledchaos goodnight #
• YUP, I’m done with the #news for today.

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 183 youtu.be/pf8KMoSP688?a #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• My Sesame Pork Roast is in the slow-cooker for #dinner. Be back up in an hour to put it on low. #
• @BlakeShelton see ya real soon. Hope you enjoyed our Great State. GO Maverick’s & the other college teams. #
• nap for about another hour #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Dryer Fun youtu.be/Rl6FNCiM8kc?a #
• @OmahaDriver @TheHouseKatt Yes the Gentoo Penquins can be viwed at the @OmahaZoo now #
• @LisaFlower
  s54 What are jacket potato & nabge tout? #
• @lisaflowers54 oh, your fancy English. How was #work today? #
• @ControlledChaos www.sonofthesouth.net/slavery/photographs/slave-old-man.jpg This guy is in lvoe with you!!! #
• I’m taking my hair down #
• @ControlledChaos OH YEAH< he’s gonna rock your world #
• RT @activateomaha: #SafeRouteSunday is here! Grab a shovel and clear
  a sidewalk so kids can navigate sidewalks safely. Send pix! GO! #
• Watching the @DetroitRedWings host @nhlblackhawks GO #Chicago #Detroit needs a loss #Hockey #
• GOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooAL!! It is now 2 – 0 – @nhl_blackhawks #hockey #
• OH NO you didn’t RT @TheRealDeal85: Hahaha !! Fuck the Cowboys…..Yeah I said it !! GOOOOO Vikings !! #
• Good Afternoon, not pregnancies. Happy #Sunday RT @Simply_Me_93: @blakeshelton What Happens in vegas stays in vegas #
• GOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  oooooooooooooooAL!! It is now 3 – 2- @nhl_blackhawks #hockey #
• @OmahaDriver You’re welcome, Enjoy your Sunday also #
• IF I head to the ATM now, I can come back & take an uninterrupted #nap. NAPS RULE #
• So is Mines. 6/9 for me. When is yours Ashley? RT @AshleyLaur: @blakeshelton My birthday is in June. Wish me a happy early birthday? #
• @Simply_Me_93 you are SO getting a reply from Blake #
• It smells delicious (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• made it back in time to see the @nhl_blackhawks vs. @DetroitRedWings game. #Hockey Rules #
• @AshleyLaur That’s a VERY good day #
• I can be divided by 2 & have a kid RT @OMGFacts: 2,520 can be divided by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 without having a #omgfacts #
• That you could sit next to me & not get me all emotional. #DidYouReallyThink #
• @lisaflowers54 Goodnight Have a Good #Monday #
• @AshleyLaur I’m glad you don’
  t look like that. #
• I think I’ll get calmed up. Because #Sunday & I LOVE #Mondays RT @ashleymonroe: EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN!!!!! Right this INSTANT!!!!!! #
• Ironing for Mondays #
• I likie very much RT @faydra_deon: It’s "The Five Heartbeats" now, y’all. #
• Ya’ll should go vote for me. I’m #366. Let’s do this. tweeter.faxo.com/Mr_Twitter/2010/01?page=15 #
• I lvoe that show. RT @KirangeL182: Omg! Good Burger is trending! Looooove that movie! 90’s kid representin! #< /a>
• Vernon 3.0 & Beyond – Crash & Burn, Crash & Burn. BUT now I know. But I won’t let that detire me from my goal. I… bit.ly/50OdTs #
• @PujolsMolinaFan Is your profile from The Blind Side!! #
• This is it, I’m going to bed. Enjoy your #Monday, because I will!! #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 182 youtu.be/4E_O3DDZUbg?a #
• I’ve already spilled my milk.

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• youtu.be/1AJmKkU5POA I don’t know why I need to meet you, BUT I haven’t met you yet.

  My name is Vernon J I live in Omaha, NE!! #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• Vernon 3.0 & Beyond would like to welcome the 43rd fan. John of Las Vegas. Thanks for being a fan. bit.ly/7zSvjf #
• Goodmorning @twitter. Happy Saturday #
• @ControlledChaos Who is he? #
• Back to bed then up to clean the condo for #Saturday Board Game Day. #
• @AshleyLaur What time does she play? #
• Q:Do you really think it’s smart to post your … A:Well the worst thing that could happen is so… for
  mspring.me/VernonJ/q/48213245 #
• Q:What do you expect people to ask you? A:I don’t have a guideline for questions, because then i… formspring.me/VernonJ/q/48214940 #
• I wonder if I should read any blogs today #
• WTF, I just saw Smokey the Bear with a feminine voice. #that’sjustwrong #
• laundry falls down goes (@ duds n suds) 4sq.com/8ihXwl #
• I forgot my dryer sheets. HELP! !! #
• Craig Morgan – Almost Home #nowplaying #
• I figure SIX dryers is good number to use #laundry #
• @JBoetcher SWEET. Let’s see it. SellOutOhioState.com #
• I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• @jboetcher Yeah, mines was totally just random #
• I think I’ll do that before the store #
• @SarahBuxton – Outside My Window #nowplaying #
• seasame pork roast (@ No Frills) 4sq.com/413frD #
• Ask me anything formspring.me/VernonJ #
• I’m at Mama’s Pizza (715 N Saddle Creek, Saddle Creek & Cuming, Omaha). 4sq.com/4wOjHm #
• @fabish I would log out #
• RT @GigglesSilly: I want there to be a Veronica Mars movie #VeronicaMars . Please Retweet #
• @fabish I meant uninstall #
• Playing Sorry. YEAH

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• What is ISU? RT @janecepotter: ISU!!!!!!! myloc.me/2WOLy #
• @nwtwebsitescom Happy #Birthday 🙂 #
• I appreciate your emotional state John RT @johnpotter9r3pz: i love my 1,277 followers on twitter! they’re so cool! 🙂 #
• @nwtwebsitescom How old are you? #
• I have dirty Laundry! Ask me anything formspring.me/VernonJ #
• @nwtwebsitescom Thanks, I will get my people on that 🙂 #
• @nwtwebsitescom Cool, enjoy your birthday #
• I just heard you need to be eighteen or older to go online. SO ALL you kids get off. #
• @johnpotter9r3pz NO it was on a Gaming Console Fitness Commercial. I thought it was 13(18 is a little pushing it) #
• @JanecePotter Okay. #
• putting up a Dryer Video #
• @boogeyyeahhs Where are you going? #
• @boogeyyeahhs sad, well please log into twitter. #
• Good Night. Have a Salad munching #Sunday

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• Making up my #bed #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 181 youtu.be/n8iR8EXfxx0?a #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• My day has started. Different way though. #
• getting lunch (@ hy-vee) #
• Today is a BIG Day for Vernon 3.0 & Beyond. Wish me luck in this endeavor I’m going to embarq upon today. I got… bit.ly/8lz86u #
• I fell a friend request deny coming on. I can feel it. #
• my @twitter mobile alerts are not coming through. I left so lonely. #
• @boogeyyeahhs Good Morning Ricca. I hope you have a Great Weekend #
• I’m at Food Bank For
  the Heartland (6824 J St, Omaha). 4sq.com/7xw8V #
• Back on the bus again. #
• @jeweljk Morning. I just went and took some pictures of a ice covered tree #
• the tax man is sticking it too me. Already paid 107.096 EUIR #
• Now this a kid to be proud of RT @farkmain: 11-year-old turns mother and her boyfriend in to cops for selling drugs… fk.cm/4937338 #
• Strawberry, Cherry, Pineapple, Mango Limeaide RT @sonicdrive_in: What’s the craziest Sonic drink combo you’ve ever created? #
• RT @activateomaha: Join us for #SafeRouteSunday! Grab a shovel and clear a path for a pedestrian. Corners near schools need help. #
• funny RT @Fabish: #waystoannoypeople Secretly change the coffee at work to decaf then once they have calmed change back and watch them bounc #
• @OPPDCares twitpic.com/y6ta4 – That guy must have an electric personality. I don’t see any cords. #
• @sweetcop95 twitpic.com/y6t96 – There’s not many people there, what are ya’ll marching for? #
• @shrimpsauce twitpic.com/y6t9b – Nice magazine in the back #
• I’m @Twitpic stalking #
• @cesaromejia twitpic.com/y6tds – That appears to be a big baby. Que parece ser un bebé grande #
• @emmielyles twitpic.com/y6to6 – 52 degrees, very nice. Your car is cold though. #
• @GoodDogCamp twitpic.com/y6tsn – He’s probably better at computing then some o
  f my ex co-workers. #
• I had 15 text message conversations in the last week, did you make the cut? You could next week 402-516-4401 #
• @Sannerie twitpic.com/y6uww – Okay, this should be my last random comment on a Twitpic. What kind of Sandwich is that? #lunch #
• We got a new shredder at #work & I just used it #
• I was stalked today, glad I got that out the way. #omgfacts just so I’m part of the trending #
• Don’t mess with the pony RT @JackSomers: Ally bank needs some new commercials. #
• @SenBenNelson Just released: Vernon J reiterates his call for to not touch my medical care. #
• I did, & I was at work. Where’s your waring? #NSFW RT @blakeshelton: Oh… My… God…. Go look if you dare.. #
• @blakeshelton I’d take that bet on you #
• It seems like #forever but it hasn’t even got started yet. #
• Jason Aldean – She’s Country @Jason_Aldean #
• Theodore Roosevelt was shot and said "Quiet! I’ve been shot" & finished he speech. WHY, yes he was #Rep
  ublican. #
• YOU mean that envelope with the name & address you had wasn’t good enough contact information? oh that’s #too bad #
• Yes, I’m okay with that so tomorrow be quiet. RT @becgueule: @Vernon_Joseph So the moral of the story is that if it’s too noisy we should f #
• I’m looking for that every night, until about March 17th. RT @lisaflowers54: I need someone to keep me warm, lol! #
• The Sun appeared All White. I got a picture bc now it is covered by other white things. #weather in #Omaha #
• Getting Sorry & a table for Board Game afternoon on #Saturday. (@ target) #
• Om my way home for the pit stop(dinner? drop off purchases) back out for movie. YEAHHHHHHHH! #
• @unocrisslibrary did you just lose power? #
• Seriously. Be a good #neighbor. #
• You GiveÇLove a Bad Name #nowplaying #
• pleanty of post today (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• @Sannerie okay, good. Enjoy the FNP #
• wait a minute this isn’t www.facebook.com/Vernon.Jo
  seph Good think I realized that before I did something unprofessional. #
• Eating Dinner #
• What’s going on tonight for your FNP? Jon Green, Noelle Lynn Blood, Taryn Bode, Kamillia Brown, Karen Paseka. … bit.ly/87b2EZ #
• Washing #dishes before I leave for the movies #
• I’m doing what most people would refer to as ‘getting down with your badself’ #
• No tats on the front, I\’m saddened. NOT Really because I\’m going to the Movies within 1.25 hours. img131.yfrog.com/i/pics023.jpg/ #
• @country_love_22 Vernon J of #Omaha doesn’t mind giving love. #
• I know remember why my #pants aren’t closed #
• @silkytina I like it, just haven’t had time to follow along this year. #Australian Open, or just too dang #lazy #
• You forgot #sexy. RT @silkytina: i’m gonna have to call it a day. got to get some shopping done. had a fun day here. stay beautiful/pervy/ho #
• Ice Cube – You Can Do It #nowplaying #
• Paula Cole -I Don’t Wanns Wait #nowplaying #
• Westbound in #Omaha Heading to the #Movie #
• @JanecePotter Thanks, what are you doing this FNP? #
• @JanecePotter How long you been curling your hair? #
• Movie time NO MF though (@ rave) #
• Premium seatin. No one touching my elbow

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• 1015 take me home. #
• @JanecePotter okay. #
• I so need to release some energy #
• Done causing trouble in Omaha (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• Yes I counted to Ten Tim McGraw – Let It Go #nowplaying #
• @janecepotter It was good, but ‘he’ told her that there was a line out the door, so she didn’t come. #
• @JanecePotter Enjoy your night #
• Why would I want to do that? RT @johnpotter9r3pz: in just a minutessss i &quot;Become a Fan&quot; of 551 Facebook Fan Pages!!! #
• @johnpotter9r3pz www.facebook.com/pages/Omaha-NE/Vernon-30-Beyond/194981370455 Well here’s another one #
• @vanxiaoyi Vanda what are you watching? #
• I’m a copy cat RT @montraydavis: #nowplaying Michael Jackson . You are not alone. #
• www.SeniorPeopleMeet.com OH, give it up. Just go & volunteer. #
• @johnpotter9r3pz Thanks, have a good weekend #
• You can come clean my apartment for me 🙂 RT @jeleebean: Itching to clean my room. #
• @wulanweki @NiKKi_DaTcRaK @wulanweki Goodnight @johnpotter9r3pz @janecepotter @OmahaDriver Enjoy Saturday #
• @eppyb Wait until you fall in love #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 180 youtu.be/mNmK9jQqZoA?a #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401