Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • youtu.be/1AJmKkU5POA I don’t know why I need to meet you, BUT I haven’t met you yet.

    My name is Vernon J I live in Omaha, NE!! #

  • Did someone say this to you? RT @chiarraigrrl: Just to clarify: THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE AS KANSAS, MO. Unfrickinreal. Good day. #
  • Putting someone else’s belt on #
  • @chiarraigrrl okay, that’s what I’m thinking. Have a Gracious Week #
  • It’s time for the bi-weekly send Vernon J of Omaha a picture for a wallpaper. DM me a twitpic link or text it to me. 402-516-4401. Have a #
  • My day has started. Let’s make that #sandwich #
  • waiting for my driver
    to depart (@ Bag ‘N Save) 4sq.com/5IRrHJ #
  • dancing (@ Food Bank For the Heartland) 4sq.com/7xw8V #
  • It’s the 18th, something is supposed to happen. I forget. But I don’t have any big plans. #
  • yfrog.com/4fsedwj Myspace sending me e-mails. #nowthat’sfunny Who still uses it? #
  • Dear @USPS Someone(me) is upset about your decision to not deliver mail on Monday 1.18/2010 #
  • What time does your flight get in? RT @lisaflowers54: Finished work now, yay! See ya later! #
  • @becgueule Yeah, I’m pretty sure you should be Mayor of homemade lunch. I have a selection of carrots or apple with my sandwich & crackers. #
  • RT @OmahaBikes: Looks like the Guerrilla Trail Crew made a big impact this weekend: bit.ly/7CAFWL #
  • Dear you. I bet you the kind of person who put the empty milk jug back in the container. IF you take the last paper towel. Replace it you #
  • stop being bad, they can’t help it. #
  • That’s wierd I didn’t even know she was trapped. RT @kptmnews: Barricaded woman surrenders, taken to hosp. Officers… bit.ly/5RFwMT #
  • Probably a shady business manager. RT @ControlledChaos: Nicholas Cage sure pays a lot in taxes! (He owes $14 millio … bit.ly/5mgfA3 #
  • I want one 🙂 www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5gbvF6Yz_frq7aG8mvqx11MxbmotQ FREE Space Shuttle Engine #
  • Welcome to the blogosphere RT @saradavidson: And without further ado… I’ve just launched my blog! walktalkchewgum.com/ #
  • Great, Great, Great. I wanna live there.. RT @midtowncrossing: Today’s blog post, "LEED Cer
    tified, Explained." bit.ly/75dDUP #fb #
  • What language would I translate your bog from to my language? RT @ayeitsleane: new blog post: chapter three bit.ly/7IAc1U #
  • Show me the booze. hehe RT @heathernasif: Blue Sushi is now offering their happy hr.in the Old Markt. to UNO students thanks to, in part, to #
  • @gonesarcastic twitpic.com/ypdfc – I’m so Jealous, I’m assuming that you are buying two(one for me, one for you?) #
  • home bound (@ bergen mercy transit center) 4sq.com/1WgidD #
  • Reading on the bus. Yeah for #reading #
  • I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • Making #dinner #
  • Seriously what are you going to do with a #locomotive engine. Someone stole a @UnionPacific engine. #
  • @lisaflowers54 Yes you are, or maybe not #
  • I wouldn’t know what its like to be 13-0, I only made it to 11-0, Now I’m 30 -7! #
  • I don’t mind being the reacher. #HIMYM #
  • Get a job #
  • Fine Print my Big Toe RT @farkmain: North Dakota City skips a day on new calendar. Printer defends error, says Janu … fk.cm/4948150 #
  • If I said someone got stuck today in #Omaha do you think I’d be laying? #
  • Let’s do it. RT @nhl_canes: 1-1 – After a long shift of sustained pressure and near-misses, Matt Cullen finally roofs one to tie the game at #
  • I miss PreSeason Thunder #NASCAR #
  • Your wee ones are awesome. RT @queenofjacks: It i
    s Nascar in the living room. Kids running circles in the living room and Brian is making c #
  • @lisaflowers54 Goodnight, I’ll be doing it in 60-90 mins #
  • @lisaflowers54 Going to bed #
  • I’m number 351 on Mr. Twitter. tweeter.faxo.com/Mr_Twitter/2010/01 you should go vote for me. We can do it. #
  • I love #Benefiber #
  • Vernon 3.0 & Beyond wants to knock over a lamp, you had to see The Big Bang Theory to understand. bit.ly/66z
    2Vm
    #
  • 40,000 times #AMATUER RT @farkmain: Love: giving her flowers. True love: cleaning the house while she gets a massage… fk.cm/4948106 #
  • @jeweljk twitpic.com/yqs0h – There must have been a nice bird outside, okay after careful I see his monitor. Still like the bird bet #
  • Who told you that? RT @ControlledChaos: Tonight I was told I shouldn’t tweet about relationships…Well, what would I tweet about then!? #
  • @ControlledChaos okay, well sometimes twitter about a relationship is the only way to express your f
    eelings. When you need to get em off #
  • @controlledchaos like this one? don’t be coming if you aint staying the night #
  • @controlledchaos ok fine #
  • frustrated and disappointed #
  • @Jennyfox42 Omaha citizen Vernon J speaks out ALL the time. Vernon-J.livejournal.com I wish he shut it. #
  • @controlledchaos goodnight #
  • YUP, I’m done with the #news for today.

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 183 youtu.be/pf8KMoSP688?a #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401