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So me and LS had a text message war.
She sent me a text message, and press send.
I then type a text message, and press send.
She gets mines first.
She than sends me text message #2.
I get that one, THEN
I get her first one.
My cell phone carrier rules. Hers isn’t that good, and it rhymes with SY&Y!
Was this week SlutBagWhore outing?
I did my shirt outfit at the bar this weekend, so I contributed to the SlutBagWhoreness.
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and
your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell You which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, hang up.
It doesn’t matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep
or before the beep or after the beep.
But Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.
Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down,
hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.
You won’t be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons.
You’ll just mess it up.
This coming week is
National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering
to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
Repost from downandup
Good Morning,
http://www.ketv.com/iteam/index.html, you’ve been plugging this I-Team investigation of Ben Nelson’s most recent tax evaluation. I can’t find it on the iteam website.
How am I supposed to be informed when I can’t find the information. I am sad now.
also, the bios for the I-Team isn’t the same, that’s not right.
Rob has a clickable e-mail link, Kristi & Farrah has a copy and past e-mail address, and Carol doesn’t even have one listed on her page.
I promise I didn't suggest to a local news organization how to operate their website. That would be unright of me. he-he.
My cute @~~ is still up at 5 a.m.