Just so you know

I sat down with this cool ladies @ Togapoolaza 2009.

Brittany seemed really cool, and she asked me how she stacked up to the rest of the ladies.

Brittany
Brittany

Well it appears that Brittany appears to be cool, but she lied to me.

Brittany & Kelsey
Brittany & Kelsey

Well it appears that Brittany appears to be cool, but she lied to me.

I asked my two questions for any perspective lady.

A: Do you have a job? (good answer is yes)
B: Do you smoke? (good answer is no)

So she answered in the good way for both.  But then 10 mins later, she is a liar.

NOT that if I ever see her again, she doesn’t have some V-Cred.  But I’ll keep that in mind.

Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
516-4401

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Well it’s been about a week since you got this position.

It has come to my attention, that THERE is a better qualified candidate for this job.

Therefore is is with great regret, that you are FIRED!!!

I’ll keep your bytes on file for awhile, but please don’t re-apply for this position.

Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
516-4401

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  • 10:41 Action 3 News this morning.

    Vernon 2.9.350 is Here!
    Vernon 3.0 is Coming! #

  • 11:37 Nap time, till 12 or 1 #
  • 17:15 About to go for a walk: A – My driver has the day off, B – The rear tire on my bike has sprung several cord showings. #
  • 17:21 Sratch that Andy’s letting me borrow his ride.

    Vernon 2.9.350 is Here!
    Vernon 3.0 is Coming! #

  • 18:34 go david