Never, Again

So I went to my bar tonight, after hanging out with A.J. & Abbie.

My ‘friend’ R asked me to go and ask these girls(6) to sit with us. I did.

They say NO.

So one the girls comes back later and ask who thought her friend was hot. I said R., she was like would he buy her a drink.

Being the barter that I am, I was like what does R get in return? She said NO. I said he would probably not buy her a drink. We than jibber jabbered, to the point of if you work you buy your own drinks. They didn’t work.

So we talked, and then eventually bought them a glass of water. APPARENTLY that wasn’t enough because they wanted fries.

We obliged and got them some frozen fries from the kitchen. I am here to please.

I hope they have learned a valuable lesson from them.

A. Don’t expect something for free in life. You want, you either buy or give something in return.
B. When it is Friday, April 17 don’t be a smartass with Vernon.