my level

I always here I’m a smart guy,

BUT I believe tonight that ‘smart guy’ title has dropped!!!

Choices

I’m putting away the pitcher of liquor for now.(it’s currently freezing my margarita)

I have to choose between a moderately sized drink or

THERE ARE NO OTHER CHOICES.

What’s your…

This week is National Flirting Week. Get up your courage and go ask that cutie what their sign is…. OK, find a less cheesy line.