Barack Obama: What life will be like for new US President – mirror.co.uk

At one time, the President and Vice-President were given three-inch-high models of the Washington Monument to put beside their beds. They had simply to knock them over to summon the guards.

But the models were abandoned after Vice-President Dan Quayle – noted for being clumsy – knocked his over late one night while making love to his wife.

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Barack Obama: What life will be like for new US President – mirror.co.uk

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One of my neighbors is cooking something that smells bad.