Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil had proclaimed, ‘The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have not finished.’

Well, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. Before I left the house this morning, I finished a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the Cheesecake, a bag of Doritos, and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

I sincerely hope you too can attain inner peace.

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