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Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. ‘Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.’
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol’s mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. rotfl
That is a big woman. 
6’1″ 205 lbs. Yeah I am not goign to meet her in any kind of ally, dark, light, or sunset.
This is what I mean when I say I need to be grateful for the things I have.
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he
parks or where he lives, but he never forgets
oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
I hope you have a wonderful week!!!!!
Hurray . . . it’s the Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale! You know what that means? It’s time to restock your lingerie drawer with sassy bras, undies, sleepwear, and loungewear. I’m in need of some new bras so this Angels by Victoria Limited Edition Secret Embrace Satin Push-Up Bra ($50, originally $98) is looking hot to me. Go on and see what will look good on you!
So my friend Dawn is going to Cedar Rapids for six months to improve her career. Last night was her Going Away Party. I went, and had a good time.
Sullivan’s you know have to do a minimum of $20 tab. We thought there would be a live band, but it wasn’t too be, so we left that joint, that’s when the fun started.
We went to T-Henry’s and I had a GREAT TIME!!! We played some music, we did a little bit of dancing. I got a phone number, Jordan called me. I am going to call her about 3 today, she is hot, and was by the pool table. Well I didn’t see her, and I introduced myself to every single freaking girl in that bar, even the lesbians. I also had the bartender annouce her name over the pa system. Had a little bit of Gin(that shit’s a bitch, way worse than tequila). I saw the dancing girls from Citrus Lounge, they were dancing on the tables like strippers. As you know I hate strip clubs, I have too much respect for women. I gave them a dollar(because that’s what they deserved), and her friend was upset bc that’s all I gave them. Well I let them know that for anything more than $1, they better be doing more than dancing on the table. We then went sliding @ The Gene Leahy Mall!!
FYI: (When I do get married, and if she conviences me to have a big wedding. MY BEST MAN BETTER NOT TAKE ME TOO A STRIP CLUB, CAUSE I WILL FIRE HIS ASS!!! )
Call Jordan: – Check
Become a train this morning.
See Miss S. Z. from work and tell her to call you when she is no longer working with you(okay it was Saturday)
Happy Birthday Mrs Erica etesla
