“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he
parks or where he lives, but he never forgets
oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
I hope you have a wonderful week!!!!!
Semi-Annual Sale
Hurray . . . it’s the Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale! You know what that means? It’s time to restock your lingerie drawer with sassy bras, undies, sleepwear, and loungewear. I’m in need of some new bras so this Angels by Victoria Limited Edition Secret Embrace Satin Push-Up Bra ($50, originally $98) is looking hot to me. Go on and see what will look good on you!
Oh Last Night Was FUN!!!
So my friend Dawn is going to Cedar Rapids for six months to improve her career. Last night was her Going Away Party. I went, and had a good time.
Sullivan’s you know have to do a minimum of $20 tab. We thought there would be a live band, but it wasn’t too be, so we left that joint, that’s when the fun started.
We went to T-Henry’s and I had a GREAT TIME!!! We played some music, we did a little bit of dancing. I got a phone number, Jordan called me. I am going to call her about 3 today, she is hot, and was by the pool table. Well I didn’t see her, and I introduced myself to every single freaking girl in that bar, even the lesbians. I also had the bartender annouce her name over the pa system. Had a little bit of Gin(that shit’s a bitch, way worse than tequila). I saw the dancing girls from Citrus Lounge, they were dancing on the tables like strippers. As you know I hate strip clubs, I have too much respect for women. I gave them a dollar(because that’s what they deserved), and her friend was upset bc that’s all I gave them. Well I let them know that for anything more than $1, they better be doing more than dancing on the table. We then went sliding @ The Gene Leahy Mall!!
FYI: (When I do get married, and if she conviences me to have a big wedding. MY BEST MAN BETTER NOT TAKE ME TOO A STRIP CLUB, CAUSE I WILL FIRE HIS ASS!!! )
Call Jordan: – Check
Protected: That is such bullshit
Choo Choo
Become a train this morning.
See Miss S. Z. from work and tell her to call you when she is no longer working with you(okay it was Saturday)
Happy Birthday Mrs Erica etesla