The Hell it isn’t

Went to Sonic’s today, order a number six.  I requested no mustard on the sandwich.  They repeated the order, and I said one of those with no mustard.  They said that’s okay, bc it doesn’t come with mustard.

What is mustard you ask?  Mustard is a thick yellow or yellow-brown paste with a sharp taste that is prepared from the ground seeds of mustard plants (white or yellow mustard or Sinapis hirta, brown or Indian mustard or Brassica juncea, and black mustard or Brassica nigra), by mixing them with water, vinegar or other liquids, and adding ingredients such as flour. A strong mustard can cause the eyes to water, burn the palate and inflame the nasal passages. For this reason, mustard can be an acquired taste for some.

I get my sandwich, take a bite, there is this yellowy stuff on there.  Call the server girl over, and have her look at it…..

It’s not mustard, it’s honey mustard!!  What is honey mustard you ask?  Honey mustard is made from prepared mustard, vinegar, honey and various herbs and spices..

WHEN THE FUCK DID HONEY MUSTARD, NOT BECOME MUSTARD.  DOUCHEBAGS!!!

Man that really pisses me off!!  In case you couldn’t tell, THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF

6 Replies to “The Hell it isn’t”

    1. No, of corse not.

      She didn’t try, she did just that. Her words were ‘it’s not mustard, it’s honey mustard’

  1. Crap that’s stupid. And all mustard is horrible.

    I’ve had the problem at McDonald’s of asking for an Egg McMuffin with no bacon on it. They try to insist that there’s no bacon on an Egg McMuffin, ignorant to the fact that there is Canadian bacon on Egg McMuffins. Now I just order them “with no meat.”

      1. Re: No pork???

        I stray from the red meats and usually stick to poultry. But I can’t turn down a good cheeseburger.

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