‘post turtle.’

Whether you like George Bush or not, this is funny!!!!  JWhile suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whosehand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up aconversation with the old man.  Eventually the topic got around to  formerTexas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White  House.    Theold Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle.'"  Not beingfamiliar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post  turtle" was. Theold rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you  comeacross a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued toexplain...."You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belongthere, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just  wantto help the dumb butt get down."