Romania has a plan

Okay, so this former Soviet Block country has a plan to fight the bird flu, and America Doesn’t. What the Fuck is going on.

This girl is almost as funny as me!!

14:23:14] bpsy2i: Are you a kickboxer?
[14:23:18] sunmoonangel1: muay thai
[14:23:40] bpsy2i: I am looking at your pics
[14:26:51] bpsy2i: (Link: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=1941)http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/(Link: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=1941)store/controller?item=phoneFirst&acti(Link: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=1941)on=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneI(Link: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=1941)d=1941
[14:26:55] bpsy2i: here is the phone
[14:27:08] sunmoonangel1: I have a tendency to lose things
[14:27:10] sunmoonangel1: lol
[14:27:11] bpsy2i: if I really needed a cell phone, I would so get that one
[14:27:21] sunmoonangel1: this is number four
[14:27:26] bpsy2i: well this one you probably shouldn’t buy
[14:27:50] bpsy2i: yeah, I had a cell phone for like 4 months. I so got over it in 2000ish
[14:27:58] bpsy2i: do you know where you lost it?
[14:28:19] bpsy2i: what level are you in muai tai?
[14:28:31] sunmoonangel1: flew out while I was on a roller coaster
[14:28:43] bpsy2i: cool, what coaster?
[14:28:45] sunmoonangel1: I will kick your ass level

priceless

$100 helmet for Denny Hamlin,
$20 for booties.
Priceless, mentioning your competing sponsor in a live interview.

Thieving Bastards

In Varna, Bulgaria–U.S. Ambassador John Beyrle was passing through customs when he noticed his expensive cell phone was missing. Airport staff and customs officials searched for it to no avail. Finally someone realized the high-tech device was equipped with GPS, global positioning system, and when the ambassador keyed the information into his laptop it pinpointed the exact location of the phone… within one of the customs officer’s pockets. Busted!