My ex friend talks to me yesterday, we met like once, back in ’03. I had normal hair and that was that. she asked me was my hair bleached, in ’03 it was not bleached. She never knew it was bleached. hmmmmmm, I was thinking the ex put her up to talking to me, or it was my ex using her sn. Would a girl ever do that, this is the same girl who asked me to come visit her in DC. AFTER she dumped me twice.
Funny NASCAR jokes
“What’s a redneck say right before he dies? ‘Hey, watch this!'”
“That 44 car’s had more drivers in it this year than Miss Winston.”