New on marriage, this is funny.

Showing up at the airport next were Ron and Kelly who also found themselves waiting for Air Jamaica to open up. With plenty of time to kill, Kelly decided now would be a great time to plan out her future with Ron. She explained that she was a quality woman, and if Ron doesn’t see that, then he’s going to miss out. Yes, imagine all the quality nagging and complaining and neediness he’ll never get to experience again. For shame, Ron. And I thought being a POW made you appreciate the finer things!