Five Months

We are five months away from the 37th Annual Celebration of Vernon J.

God’s Morning & God’s Way.

Looking forward to this year’s celebration. Making new friend’s? Bringing smiles for sure.

Today is the 9th day of January in Vernon J’s 36th year.

Had a good, interesting, & I’m tired kickoff to the weekend. I got an extra three hours of work yesterday. Worked a total of 13.25 instead of the 10 I anticipated. Get paid by the hour.

The word of the day is interosculate which is to form a connecting link.

Team Vernon J has made a change of plans for the party tonight. We will not be going to see Selma tonight. As of the current time. Stay tuned to The Official Blog of Vernon J for any changes.

We are going to Rojá tonight. For happy hour. Meet us at 512……….

Have a great day.


There You Go

There You Go,

Good Morning & Happy Sunday,

That is the first funny I made of the day. NOT out of stupidity, of course it was just advertising my site.

Today is Sunday 03/09/V3.4 & it is just #3Months until my Birthday.

Visit for the info.

Training starts this week on Tuesday. I’ll have to be at work until 1630. This will go on until March 28th. It should be interesting. At first it said it was for 9 days which worked out perfect. I have a request to do something best the end if that.

The word of the day is synergy which is the interaction of elements that when combined produce a total effect that is greater than the sum of the individual elements.

I have a stuffy nose, but I want to go get a free donut.

So doing Hall Pass three shots of Tequila was $57. What is in that Tequila? Did he seriously just do the in playing an acoustic base on the dance floor?

Have a great day.

My Evening Report

Good Evening & Happy #FNP Eve.

Well it is 23.47 on a Thursday Night. I’m somewhere in Iowa. I am somewhere between Council Bluffs & Meniola IA.

I went on the Taco Ride tonight.

It was a Fentastic Time.

I met Theresa (who may have a boyfriend), so take that for what’s it is worth. Her Birthday is 05/29/1987 & we ALL know how special #0529 is to Vernon J

I also met Whit, I can call her Alyson. I asked. I also got her phone number & Birthday! I asked her Birthday First. Cause you know I do it right.

I got a flat front, I got a soft flat after work last night. I used my emergency air pump. Cause that’s what it is for.

I checked my air pressure before I left. I filled up at Tobey Jack’s Steakhouse. Jennifer wonders if that is the BEST steakhouse in Mineola? I’ll probably never know.

Well I had a spare tube & got that filled up. I rode like the guy I can, Scott had a flat so I caught up with Jennifer, Mark, & Scott before we got to the end of the ride. I then also had to circle back to make sure Mark was okay. He was!

We know are listening to 94.1 FM, incase you were confused about our American Band Stations.

Vernon J is now on the highway.

Today’s Adventure

Good Morning & Happy Friday!!!

Today’s Adventure has been pretty well. Got up at 07.50ish due to someone scraping their car windows. That is on top of the plow that came though during sleepy time.

Today is Friday 02/22/V3.3 & it will be a day to Begin Again!!!

I’ve already been to the ATM, Grocery Store this morning. Taking care of business, like a #VernonJ.

I got a break today, my supervisor said I didn’t have to go into work today. We would’ve had to be there 5 mins ago. I’m sure nobody would’ve come in though. The only downside to this is that Michelle didn’t get me to bring her any breakfast. She’s a medium size lady, & I’m sure she’ll be fine. Also I won’t name names, but her co-workers looked better with her glasses & the hair the way it was today.

These are the wings that was eaten in the Twisted Pine Ghost Face Killah Beer & Wing Challenge. image I didn’t eat this particular wings, when I took this picture I had already consumed my wings.

I ate 10 wings & drank a beer in 1 minute & 54 seconds. I came in fifth place. The winner finished in 1 minute & 8 seconds.

You can see more pictures here. Speaking of Crescent Moon Alehouse Kelly isn’t reading my blog.

The word of the day is umber which is shade; shadow. When I came out of N Frills with my Food Bank for the Heartland & Baker’s reusable bag the sun was shining. That would create a umber.

Also their customer service left something to be desired, I went to the ‘check yourself out’ & the lady kept leaving. Took about an extra 3 to 5 mins of my time cause she just couldn’t stay put. NOW to be fair, she was helping other employees back another customers grocery.

So now I’m going to go & wash dishes & put my Pizza & Tater Puffs in the oven for dinner. I still have to go to work tonight. We aren’t on a level & that means I have to be there on time. Which means I have to catch the early bus, cause they are running on winter time.

It is National Margarita Day. My friend Dawn told me about this National Holiday, yet another reason why I shouldn’t have to go to work.

Well that’s it for now.

Vernon J out.

Two things different

*editors note* this was started at 06.23 on Saturday 09/22/V3.3*

Good Morning & Happy Saturday,

I’ve done (at least) two things different so far this morning.

Today is Saturday 09/22/V3.3 & we are rolling though the grains of wheat.

1st – I got dressed before eating.
2nd – I’ve made my bed


I ran off to work at 07.00 & got done at 10.00.

Then my day started & it was all the things I reported in My Evening Report that has already been published.

I then went & picked up Mindi at her residence & headed over to Mike’s & Dawn’s to watch some football.  Dawn made some Chicken Tortilla Soup & it was good.

We then went & picked up Clint for his surprise 40th Birthday party. I (we) were responsible for getting him to the party. WE went on a little scavenger hunt & took care of business.

We then left there & went to Crescent Moon to compete in a eating contest (Just ME) & enjoy the 11th Annual October Fest. More details about how this event went in today’s post.

The word of the day was hematic which is of or pertaining to blood; hemic. Lynette gave blood today at -7.00 or so. YES I hung out with Mindi & Lynette yesterday evening. We went to Brazen Head’s Pub, that was the interview I had. Mindi & Lynette are roommates.

Well I know that my Saturday was GREAT, how was yours?


Rough Sleep

Today is Tuesday 05/24/V3.1.

I didn’t go for a run this morning, not the best night of sleep this week. Why is that?

Well it is passed now, time to start anew as the alarm rooster.

Heading to work today, just like a regular person. Who doesn’t love their success from work?

There is a meeting tonight, at the present time I’m not feeling like going. I was looking forward to riding my bike, but there is a chance of rain in Omaha. I’m currently carrying my umbrella.

So on Sunday 05/22/V3.1 I went to Cox Communication; Cox Soloutions store ‘my friend in the digital age’ to get an HD box. That one didn’t work, the one I picked up yesterday apparently isn’t working anymore either. Worked fine last night, get up this morning & its not. Some friend you are.

Sheila B. was also doing the news on KMTV Action 3 News Live this Morning. Holla, Holla! I like her being on the news.

Have a GREAT day, this is Vernon J signing off from 40th & Dodge.

Crescent Moon is Best Bar

According to Living Social, my bar (Crescent Moon) is the best bar to have a beer at.  Its #9 on the 50 things to do in Omaha.  Although I’ve never had a beer there, the $3 Friday Hurricanes are wonderful.  Also you could go with a Tall Tequila Sunrise(tell em Vernon J sent you).  On Saturday they have karaoke, which you can’t go wrong there either.



I couldn’t decide between Pomegrante or Mango. So I bought both.