Phone off, so? 

​My phone turned off woke I was sleeping. 

For some people that would be an issue.

Like other people, I use my alarm to get up and start my day.

Apparently that doesn’t matter, my body woke up 8 mins prior to the alarm today. 

Thanks you highly functioning body. 

Fake Numbers

I don’t give a fake number, but this is how I also feel about it.
I disagree with that. I’ve been know to take a picture with said lady, then text it to her. That way on Saturday/Monday morning she didn’t have that ‘who is this’.
But I generally give my number to the lady, so she isn’t awkward.
It is also easier just to say no. NO one gets hurt that way. #JustSayin.
NO need to make the dating game harder than necessary.
Originally funny post







Also partially in response to this:


Movies & Ice Cream

There’s TWO reasons to watch Ant-Man. They main character works at Baskin-Robbins & there is a reference to the steel from #1910 that was on the Titanic (the ship & movie).

Yes, Man.

So I’m watching #YesMan on TBS Very Funny.

Diana calls me & asks me if I can come back to work. It wasn’t on my todo list tonight. But I said yes. Not cause I’m a Yes Man, but I’m a trustworthy one.

Yes I cancelled dinner with Melissa. I called & let her know.

I did bake some Snickerdoodle Cookies.


Going to enjoy these with some Ice Cream.

The word of the day is cicerone which is a person who conducts sightseers; guide.

I got some good mojjo going on here. Went to work today & left a little but early.

Went to Hyvee & got some cinnamon. Fish, cheese, sour cream & baggette. Tonight’s dinner.

I was napping by 1100 until I wasn’t.

I also sent a funny text. ‘Circle of trust’ Cox may get the signal, but I’m still blocked.

Have a good evening.

Draw me like one of your French Girls

Start of a new week according to ISO standards.

Good Morning Beautiful People.

Today is the 8th Day of December in Vernon J’s 36th year.

I had a good night sleep.

I remembered my belt today.

Draw me like one of your French Girls

This is in addition to my belt I have on now. My pants fit, I just don’t like the feel of not wearing a belt.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Nichole it’s over on twitter getting all Go have a good laugh. If you want to know the while background click here, as it wasn’t archived by me I make no promises you’ll get the whole picture.

But yesterday Sean Hannity has the victims of Ferguson on, I guess it was Friday or Saturday. I watched yesterday. Well Nichole posted with #BlackLivesMatter. Cause apparently … (I can’t explain/justify that hashtag, so I won’t try). All the victims on the show were business owners that had their business burned in Ferguson. Some in August, some in November, some in both. All were minority business owners. It was a good show & I asked Nichole if she was watching. Seems pretty innocent, but then I remembered that she hated learning & reasoning. Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

I also leaned that the MO Governor & Lieutenant Governor aren’t running mates.

The word of the day is pavlovian which is of, pertaining to, or characteristic of Pavlov or his work, especially of experiments with animals.

Heading into work with a smile on my face.

Have a FanTastic day.

Change a few

Change a few words, you get a different story.

OMAHA (FOX42KPTM) — Some national retail chains are not opening ahead of Black Friday, and some Omaha stores say they are planning to do the same.

Black Friday usually means shopping deals, crowded malls and early hours for some employees, even on Thanksgiving Day.

“Thursday everybody will get a chance to get a little rest,” said Barry Berglund, who managers ‘Parable’ in Omaha.

He says he wants his employees working, instead of home behind a baster.

“It’s a busy time in retail and so they’re going to be here a lot they’re going to be home a lot. You know they sacrifice a lot of time during that season. For that time for that day I think it’s important to be at work,” said Berglund.

Berglund says he’s felt the pressure to close on Thanksgiving since other stores open earlier every year.

“When it first started that way, you started to wonder but I think it’s just gotten so, it just seems like it’s almost like it’s just gotten kind of crazy. It’s like no, it’s not even worth, it’s one of those wheels you don’t even want to get on,” said Berglund.

But Berglund says he doesn’t think opening his store for one day will hurt shoppers or sales.

“There’s still going to be plenty of time for people to shop and get what they want to do during the Christmas season,” said Berglund.

‘Parable’ isn’t the only one giving employees a break. Costco, GameStop and NordStrom will be closed Thanksgiving for the same reason.

However… Macy’s and walmart will both open at 6pm Thanksgiving Day.

Toy ‘R’ Us will open an hour earlier.

Originally story here.


Oh, well that’s ‘too bad’.

Good Afternoon & Happy Saturday,

WHY, yes I do.

Today is the 18th day of October in the 36th year of Vernon J.

We are in the 17th hour of the day. A wonderful day so far. Went to work at 0600, got off at 13:30. If you don’t follow me on twitter …

WAIT WHAT? You don’t follow #VernonJ on twitter. Well you should join the 100’s of people & get “no one needs a play by play of anyone’s day. Especially mundane everyday occurrences.” (via Kristen) go to

Back on point.

I’m excited to go to Dennis & Marcy’s tonight for a house warming party. I was promised ice if I went, of course I’m going to go.

So there was a conversation about me had with people(or person’s) at a certain location.


I would like to:

I know it is tough out their for a person to ask & have expectations of someone. I promise never to let those expecations to falter. .I do my best & I can’t do anymore.

the word of the day is deiform which is godlike or divine in form or nature.

So I got the new Note 4 yesterday. I’m pretty happy with it so far. It includes a step counter & I’ve already took ‘10,000’ steps with it. I think there will need to be some adjustments made. I’ll see how this S Fit go. I like the way the Google now works too. I’m not sure it worked the same way on my Note II. I’m also saving $20 a month, cause Sprint has a new unlimited plan for $50.00 a month.

I’m deciding between phone cases. I’m deciding between Teal, Pink, & Purple. You can weigh in. But I asked someone whose vote/opinion is weighed more heavily than yours (unless you’re that person :-)).

Have a fun evening.

Vernon J outta 5,000!!!


It is raining & looks light out.

Good Morning & Happy Thursday.

Yup it is 0655 & you were suppose to be up 2 hours & 42 mins ago. The phone was still on silent.

Today is the 28th Day of August in my 36th year & I’m still going to Mabee it great.

Had a good night last night & this morning I got bonus sleep.

Going to go to work until 1700 then I’ve got my evening programs.

What are you doing?

Happier Choice

Oh what a happy Day.


Good Morning & Happy Journey.

I’m dancing, I’m smiling, it must be …


A day to rejoice.

Today is the 25th day of August in my 36th year.

The happy times are upon us. I paid Cox, MUD, Laboratory Testing, & put my Sprint bill on autopay.

I then made lunch, made breakfast, ate breakfast & left for work.

The word of the day is ethos which is Sociology – the fundamental character or spirit of a cultural.

I’m working at First Data today & Dunkin’ Donuts. I will do somewhere between 8 & 10 hours at First Data.

I work at Dunkin’ today, Wednesday, Friday, & Saturday. I’m also have plans for Thursday afternoon & evening. I don’t have to be to work until 1800 tonight. So it’s probably best if I do 10 today. You’ll know as soon as I announce it.

So this happened



Yup that’s a guy going through Dunkin’ Donuts towing a car. I smiled, laughed, & posted on twitter about that.

I’m not sore from my horsey adventures yesterday.

What are you doing today?