if you ever wonder how funny I am.

This funny


This is the year of Vernon J.

Unless there is a #wedding ceremony where I’m the groom.

MMXXIII will be a FULL year of Vernon J. Legally & socially.

*this is not breaking Venmo J news from WVJN, but the intentional spelling mistake is omitted.

35 mins. T&C’s apply

This is a breaking news alert.

For the first 35 minutes of tomorrow (VST), all* Facebook friends requests will be accepted by Vernon J.

The limit (99 friends) will be lifted for those individuals for up to 35 days.

Terms and Conditions apply.

The 99 friend limit will be temporarily increased. Facebook friend rules still apply, so don’t make you regret it.

Do you know?

It’s snow on the ground #lnk.

Are your tires right?

Inflation, threads, rotation.

All your lights functioning correctly?

You know where the blinker switch is at, do you know how to use it? Turn it on? Turn it off?

Do you know where the brake pedal is?

Do you know where you are going?