Not Legitimate

With all due respect.

2 of those ‘style’ contraptions, are not legitimate.

& I do mean with all due respect.

Detroit style isn’t a thing (born in Detroit, raised in Kalamazoo until 2000), never heard of it until @littlecaesars rebranded & tried to make it a thing. IT isn’t.

Didn’t hear of St. Louis style until Thursday 2022.06.09, it’s my Birthday. I didn’t approve of it, so you know that’s not a thing.

So based on my deductive reasoning (you can not even bring up the fact that it’s my birthday, therefore allowing me carte blanche to do/say what I please).
If we eliminate 2 styles of those pizza, we will just have pizza.

New York & Chicago are not happy.